I've decided that the best things in life are found on your friends page...

[ladyoflorien]

mustang_girl14: *dies*
mustang_girl14: I'm generating insults for you
mustang_girl14: I posted one in your journal already
mustang_girl14: but I found a much more appropriate one
ladyoboe: oh god
mustang_girl14: May you be as welcome as a fart in the queen's bedchamber, thou irritating inhabitant of Gath!
mustang_girl14: Thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, thou Amalekite dog!
mustang_girl14: Hear this, thou wayward winebibber, for you will be trampled by a herd of stampeding pigs!
mustang_girl14: Behold, thou shalt be swallowed by a whale with excessively bad breath, thou relative of Herod!
mustang_girl14: I pray thou shalt crash the king's best-loved chariot, O thou love-crazed Gittite!
mustang_girl14: rotfl
ladyoboe: what are these, bible insults?
mustang_girl14: they claim to be, but they're not really. They're like partial bible text/partial author crap
mustang_girl14: Thou shalt be smitten with all-over boils, O ye whose name is but dung!

O that thou wouldest be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O ye creature of the pit!


[Edit:
*turns on TV*

*sees sneak-peak of JC's new song/MV*

*mouth hangs open, eyes pop out, bit'o'drool puddles in mouth*

Me: Um.... weh?

ladyoboe: brb, jc's vid on mtv soon, methinks
mustang_girl14: Oooo. I have to figure out which channel MTV is, then
ladyoboe: tomorrow
ladyoboe: its tomorrow
ladyoboe: but the sneak?
ladyoboe: omg what is he thinking?
mustang_girl14: I don't think he IS thinking.]