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ladyoflorien) wrote2002-09-28 04:35 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2002-09-28 04:35 pm
And Today's Theme For The Day Is...
"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowin' in the wind smells funny."
And the Moral of Today's Story is:
"Beauty is only skin deep. So, make sure to reapply the concealer, rouge, and eyeshadow every few hours."
"Do not back up. Severe tire damage."
"Those who can, do. Those who can't - probably weren't cute enough."
"2B or not 2B, that is the pencil."
"All the world's a stage - it's good to be the stage manager."
"The truth will set you free - just before they release the hunting dogs."
"Don't eat with your mouth full."
"Violence is never the answer. Well, okay, occasionally it is."
"Win a free trip to Tahiti!"
Highly. Amused.
And the Moral of Today's Story is:
"Beauty is only skin deep. So, make sure to reapply the concealer, rouge, and eyeshadow every few hours."
"Do not back up. Severe tire damage."
"Those who can, do. Those who can't - probably weren't cute enough."
"2B or not 2B, that is the pencil."
"All the world's a stage - it's good to be the stage manager."
"The truth will set you free - just before they release the hunting dogs."
"Don't eat with your mouth full."
"Violence is never the answer. Well, okay, occasionally it is."
"Win a free trip to Tahiti!"
Highly. Amused.