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ladyoflorien) wrote2002-12-08 12:49 am
ladyoflorien) wrote2002-12-08 12:49 am
Rar.
I'm in a surprisingly foul mood this evening, and I don't know why. I didn't have the best day ever, but it's nothing serious. Just watched the brats--er, nephews, got my lip popped open (very painful. I HATE the taste of blood), couldn't eat a bite all day without feeling nauseas, been SO DARN COLD, and missed a special talk in Bristol. Nephews and I did watch Fivel Goes West (again, ugh) though. I am still highly amused by "Bow wow wow, woof woof, ha ha ha!" Aside from that I did nothing. Nothing.
Oh hey, Chris did call me though. Awww, miss my Christopher! He's one of the few guy friends I have left that doesn't treat me weird. In fact, I think he may be my ONLY guy friend that doesn't treat me weird. Oh well. To all my other guy friends, I get it. Me girl. Scary! May have cooties! Mustn't touch!
We had a good long chat and then I was back to babysitting again (with a cold). Rar. But that still doesn't explain my foul mood. *sigh* Maybe I'm just tired. I DID only get a hour of sleep last night (this morning?) after all.
Blah. Feel like throwing up.
Oh, on a plus note, it's absolutely HYSTERICAL giving Brian and B2 The Very Secret Diaries and watching their reactions to it.
LordoLorien: yeah. Got my lip popped open today. Feel like making up an outlandish story about getting attacked by three large hairy thugs and walking away with just my lip popped open, whereas they are hospitalized.
ShineBox16: tell me it all
LordoLorien: ?
ShineBox16: what happened it
ShineBox16: ack
ShineBox16: what happened*
LordoLorien: Nephew popped it open in a grueling battle where he tried to take my string cheese away.
LordoLorien: Personally, I like the thug story better.
ShineBox16: make it interesting
ShineBox16: exagertate a bit
ShineBox16: jeeze
LordoLorien: okay
LordoLorien: so of course I'm this 6 foot power house, and my nephew is so weak and small next to me...
LordoLorien: Anyway, some brute decided to take HIS string cheese away, and as his eyes filled up with tears I delivered a smack down on that quivering mass of thieving flesh I don't think he'll ever forget. Go me.
LordoLorien: He did manage to pop my lip open in his hurry to run away, though. But the trail of blood left in his wake and the smile of gratitude on my nephews face for being the coolest aunt ever well makes up for it
ShineBox16: lol
ShineBox16: much better
LordoLorien: thank you. It's the truth, too
ShineBox16: coo coo
LordoLorien: *sucks on cough drop* I hate being sick.
Anowyn: Aw, I'm sorry! ::patpat::
LordoLorien: hehe I feel like the loyal family pet! ::patpat:: Now roll over!! ::slobbers::
Anowyn: XDXD
Anowyn: ::gives you a doggy treat!::
LordoLorien: *feels loved*
Anowyn: Gooood giiirl ;3
LordoLorien: hehe. Bark!
ladyoboe: "Are you trying to get rid of me?"
"What?" Now Karen was confused.
"Never mind." Kevin shook his head. Karen might have been a master at rapid subject changes, but when it came to actually following one, she was completely lost.
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! IT'S YOU, B!!! THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: so? You KNOW it's true.
ladyoboe: you dont believe me?
ladyoboe: ask the dishes!
ladyoboe: they can sing!
ladyoboe: they can dance!
ladyoboe: after all, miss, this is FrancE!
ladyoboe: and the service here is never second best!
mustang_girl14: ,,,
mustang_girl14: okay see, you want to know how sad that is?
ladyoboe: come on unfold your menu take a glance and then you'll be our guest oui our guest be our guest!!!!!
mustang_girl14: you're singing a disney song, and I'm sitting here downloading some
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: yeah
ladyoboe: MPCT!!
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: definitely
mustang_girl14: I am unashamedly in love with "The Girl You Left Behind" from Fivel Goes West
mustang_girl14: BWAAAHAHAHAHA
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: I
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: Even though this is semi disappointing...
ladyoboe: ?
mustang_girl14: I tried to download "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and "I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts" from the Lion King, and both downloaded and neither are actually from The Lion King. BUT
mustang_girl14: This version of I've a lovely bunch of coconuts? HYS-TER-I-CAL
ladyoboe: its probably from the musical
mustang_girl14: ? I seriously doubt it.
ladyoboe: could be
ladyoboe: broadway baby!
mustang_girl14: Considering it sounds like it was recorded in the 20's? I DOUBT. IT.
ladyoboe: Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King
mustang_girl14: it says at the bottom, anyways
ladyoboe: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: that's the same thing I posted in my journal, hun
mustang_girl14: *sigh* mpct
ladyoboe: Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.
!!!!ROTFL!!!
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.
ladyoboe: Who's Weenus?
mustang_girl14: rotfl
mustang_girl14: Leggy's daddy
ladyoboe: nice name, poor elf. probably got teased as a little elfin wench
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.
Orcs so silly.
Still the prettiest.
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: I can't wait till you get to Frodo. Then you'll get my new icon.
ladyoboe: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me.
Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath.
I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?
ladyoboe: L
ladyoboe: O
ladyoboe: L
mustang_girl14: <--- has been wanting to make more from other journals too
mustang_girl14: rotfl
mustang_girl14: yeah I know
mustang_girl14: damn him! *shakes fist*
ladyoboe: Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive. Sam will kill him if he tries anything x-)
ladyoboe: dammit
ladyoboe: cant remember it
ladyoboe: what is the skull, so i can die of laughter properly?
mustang_girl14: the skull?
ladyoboe: da
mustang_girl14: um...
mustang_girl14: weh?
ladyoboe: face
ladyoboe: emoticon
ladyoboe: hello?
mustang_girl14: Oh
mustang_girl14: 8 - x
ladyoboe: these things :D
ladyoboe: 8-X
ladyoboe: ah yes
ladyoboe: thank you
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: you're welcome, dearest
ladyoboe: can now die properly of laughter
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite ((it IS a nice ass))
mustang_girl14: rotfl I LOVED that line
ladyoboe: she has a typo in Boromir's name
mustang_girl14: lol I noticed that too
ladyoboe: THE SECRET DIARY OF GOROMIR OF GONDOR
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
mustang_girl14: HEEEE
mustang_girl14: I was so highly amused by that. Of course, it WAS 3 in the morning
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: or later... er... earlier? Yeah.... *Ahem*
ladyoboe: Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his...
LMFAO
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: the last entry ROCKS
ladyoboe: In other news, Gandalf died.
lolol
mustang_girl14: I knoooow!
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: LAST ENTRY
mustang_girl14: told you
mustang_girl14: mpct
ladyoboe: ROTFLMGDMFAOS
mustang_girl14: when you're done, I'm sending you icons
ladyoboe: oh dear.... frodo's next....
mustang_girl14: because yes. Heh.
mustang_girl14: YAY!
ladyoboe: ring wraith no. 5?
mustang_girl14: rotfl just wait till you get there. He's one of my favorites
ladyoboe: Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt.
He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call.
Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
ladyoboe: OYVE!
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: OYVE?
ladyoboe: Oh Your Virgin Eyes
mustang_girl14: oh LMAO
ladyoboe: if you were saying it, OMVG
mustang_girl14: I was gonna make an icon of that, too
ladyoboe: er, E
ladyoboe: OMVE
ladyoboe: OMVE or that line?
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: that line
ladyoboe: OMG THE POINTY HAT!
ladyoboe: OMG!
ladyoboe: LMFAO
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Gandalf fell into shadow. Was sad to see pointy hat go
ladyoboe: hahahhahaha....
ladyoboe: hehehehhehehehe....
ladyoboe: hohohohohoho.......
mustang_girl14: have you gotten to the "It must truly be an object of awesome power" line yet?
mustang_girl14: because I LOVE that
ladyoboe: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too.
It must truly be an object of awesome power
mustang_girl14: HEEEEEEEEE
ladyoboe: Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien
ladyoboe: *ahem*
mustang_girl14: best line ever.
ladyoboe: wanna tell me something there gabbers?
mustang_girl14: hahahahahah
ladyoboe: *taps foot impatiently*
mustang_girl14: I like hobbits?
ladyoboe: diaries.... too much... for bladder..... must... be emptied.....
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
ladyoboe: Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him. Gandalf told me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes. So took clothes off him and gave him a bath. And another one. Then gave him another bath. Gandalf came and told me six baths was quite enough, Samwise Gamgee.
ladyoboe: ROTLF
ladyoboe: omg this is cracking me the hell up
mustang_girl14: TOLD YOU
ladyoboe: Mr. Frodo awake! Is doing well although also seems concerned as to why his fingers are all wrinkled.
Decided not to tell him about all the baths
ladyoboe: hehehehe!
mustang_girl14: lmao
mustang_girl14: I LOVE these thigns
mustang_girl14: er things
ladyoboe: Mr. Frodo is so brave, handsome, tall and wonderful!
Okay, so possibly isn't all that tall.
CAN I *LAUGH* ANY *HARDER* HERE?!?!!??
ladyoboe: Obviously pervy hobbit-fancier who likes to roll around with small men in shorts.
ladyoboe: who wouldnt if it was merry and pippin?!?!?
mustang_girl14: I AGREE
mustang_girl14: proWr!!
ladyoboe: i love how everybody says that aragorn will be killed by sam if he tries anything with frodo
mustang_girl14: wait till you get to Merry's. I'm slightly offended by it, but amused none the less
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
mustang_girl14: HEEEEEE
ladyoboe: does he molest your muse-y buddy Pippin?
ladyoboe: Pippin says Legolas is shagging Gimli.
Ick.
LOL
ladyoboe: CUZ FOROD HAS THE THING FOR GIMLI! ((AN: Forod? Bwaaah.))
ladyoboe: I WONDER IF THEY'RE SHAGGING ON THE SIDE AND WE DONT KNOW ABOUT IT TIL GIMLI'S?
ladyoboe: i cant wait to find out.....
ladyoboe: Lothlorien v. pretty. Blonde elf lady absolutely hitting on poor Mr. Frodo left, right and center. Pippin agrees. Told Pippin height difference would make relationship impossible. Pippin said Mr. Frodo could stand on stilts.
Hate Pippin LMFAOROTFL
ladyoboe: Leaving Lothlorien. Bye-bye grabby elf lady
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: I WANTED AN ICON OF THAT SO BAD!!
mustang_girl14: BUT I DECIDED IT'D BE TOO LONG
mustang_girl14: but I love that scene
ladyoboe: Boromir killed by orcs. Knew orcs good for something
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: Mr. Frodo needs cheering up as seems inexplicably sorry to say goodbye to Gimli, as well as is depressed and claims is now sure he will die a virgin in the barren wastelands of the Dark Lord's realm.
We will see about that.
mustang_girl14: PDB!
ladyoboe: omg
ladyoboe: o
ladyoboe: m
ladyoboe: g
ladyoboe: omg
ladyoboe: pdb?
mustang_girl14: I know
mustang_girl14: I was like "EEEW! NASTY! OH GOD! *goes and rinses with mouth wash*"
mustang_girl14: Poor Dead Boromir = PDB
ladyoboe: OH
ladyoboe: MY
ladyoboe: GOD
ladyoboe: GANDALF
ladyoboe: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?
ladyoboe: OH
ladyoboe: MY
ladyoboe: GOD
ladyoboe: TMI!
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SOMETIMES!
ladyoboe: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE GANDALF AND I'M ONLY ON DAY TWELVE!
ladyoboe: Have agreed to go with Fellowship in case Sam might decide to give ME a bath. Could use one.
ROTFLMFAO
ladyoboe: Aragorn obviously into Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Asked Sam to give me a bath. He said, "Ha ha, Mister Gandalf, you're not serious." Useless git.
omg
ladyoboe: lfmao
ladyoboe: lmfao
mustang_girl14: LOLOL
ladyoboe: If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: AND THAT!
mustang_girl14: I WANTED TO MAKE AN ICON OF THAT
mustang_girl14: TOO!
mustang_girl14: BECAUSE I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TEARS!!!
ladyoboe: Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age
ladyoboe: In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry.
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: ROTFL
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: omg
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: THE END
ladyoboe: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
ladyoboe: Fell into shadow. Balrog such a prat. Had to do some quite unspeakable things before he would let me leave the caverns. Have decided not to tell the rest of Fellowship. Will make up story about having engaged in huge battle instead. Off to see Elrond to get quite unpleasant third degree burns in embarassing places treated. Hope Elrond does not laugh at me. If he does, will tell everyone about his dirty weekend with Sauron. Ha!
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: PIPPIN'S TURN!!!!
mustang_girl14: YAY!
ladyoboe: Fell down hill. Merry v. disappointed that he broke his carrot. After he found one that was just the right shape, too.
that was SO a TMI alert
mustang_girl14: Just wait
mustang_girl14: heh
ladyoboe: Also tired of elves mistaking me for unusually lifelike lawn ornament.
what the HELL? lmao
ladyoboe: Has been twenty-five days since met Aragorn and he has not yet washed his hair. Is really starting to bother me
ladyoboe: LOL
ladyoboe: L
ladyoboe: O
ladyoboe: L
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: Sam all wrong about Boromir. Really very nice man. Invited me to go for a walk with him tonight and said he would let me blow his Horn of Gondor. Can't wait.
Later that night
Always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor was supposed to summon armies of the West?
Apparently not.
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: I can't wait to share Icons with you now
ladyoboe: Aragorn obviously way into Frodo, however. Sam will kill him if he tries anything.
I LOVE THE CONTINUITY!!! IT CRACKS ME UP!!!
mustang_girl14: I know!
mustang_girl14: heeeee
ladyoboe: Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath. Now understand what Gandalf meant about there being scarier things than Orcs. And was that Aragorn hiding under all the bubbles? May have nightmares for weeks.
ladyoboe: heeeeee
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: Boromir wrote me a poem. Merry says I am leading him on. Of course, Merry also says I cry like a girl. Merry a total bastard most of the time, actually.
Poem not very good. Did not rhyme. Feel slighted.
ladyoboe: AWWWWW
ladyoboe: i'll write pippin a poem
mustang_girl14: rotfl
ladyoboe: make him feel ALLLLLLLLLLLL better!
mustang_girl14: NO
mustang_girl14: MY PIPPIN!
ladyoboe: and i'll make it rhyme every single way possible
mustang_girl14: *grabs paper away and starts writing*
ladyoboe: all night long
mustang_girl14: oy
mustang_girl14: GRRRR
ladyoboe: i'll let you know tomorrow morning how much pippin liked my poetry.
ladyoboe: well, i'll still be tired in the morning. how about tomorrow afternoon?
mustang_girl14: [-(
mustang_girl14: go away now
ladyoboe: nope, still gonna be tired. that pippin, he sure does know how to enjoy poetry
mustang_girl14: I tire of you
ladyoboe: i'm surprised you havent come out w/ a OMVE
mustang_girl14: it's more a IYKOSIGPYLO
ladyoboe: IYKOSIGPYLO?
mustang_girl14: If You Keep On Speaking I'm Gonna Punch Your Lights Out
ladyoboe: Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what he looks like.
(((lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao)))
ladyoboe: you're still not gonna get copies of my poems for pippin.
ladyoboe: i dont think its legal in michigan to develop those kinds of..... poems.....
ladyoboe:
ladyoboe: Just wants to show off and remind me that he's got a hobbit, and I'm just dating an eyeball
ladyoboe: lolol
ladyoboe: Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me.
ROTFL
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
ladyoboe: Have crossed orcs with goblin men in caverns below Isengard. V. tedious experience as orcs and goblin men most reluctant to breed, even with dinner and flowers. Next time will try something easier, such as breeding goblins and cheerleaders to create super-perky army that can travel by day and will not complain about pink uniforms.
OMG
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: LOL I KNOW!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: I KNEW you'd love that part!
ladyoboe: If keep watching in palantir, perhaps will see Gandalf do pointy hat trick?
OH GOD
ladyoboe: what is this pointy hat trick?
ladyoboe: I guess we'll never know.
mustang_girl14: lol we can all hope!
ladyoboe: Hairy newt is most definitely dwarf. Caught him playing hide-the-helmet with one of the hobbits
ladyoboe: *gag*
ladyoboe: *puke*
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: *throws keyboard out window*
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Boromir convinced smallest hobbit to "Blow the Horn of Gondor." Have not laughed so hard since set Balrog up with Gandalf during Second Age and Gandalf stuck Balrog with restaurant bill. Palantir great. Better than cable.
ladyoboe: O
ladyoboe: MG
ladyoboe: THAT
ladyoboe: IS
ladyoboe: HILAIROUS
ladyoboe: Got splashed with strawberry bath foam yesterday. On plus side, beard now silky and conditioned
ladyoboe: lol
ladyoboe: What WERE they doing with that carrot?LMFAO OMG OMG OMG ROTFL
ladyoboe: Elf women just the right height to keep my ears warm. Go me!
ladyoboe: *choke*
ladyoboe: *gag*
ladyoboe: *puke*
ladyoboe: *gouge eyes out*
ladyoboe: *gouge brain out*
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: R
ladyoboe: BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
ladyoboe: can i just say one thing?
ladyoboe: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladyoboe: Fight ended when Aragorn picked up Ringbearer and stuffed him in his trousers. That's right, Isildur's Heir. Suffocate the Ringbearer. Honestly, these people.
oh dear.....
mustang_girl14: LOL
mustang_girl14: love that
ladyoboe: Beginning to suspect that all that Elvish poetry about the glory of warrior-bonds between men just big cover-up for illicit spanking games.
omg thats awful
ladyoboe: oh no, merry's turn...
ladyoboe: Was woken up most unpleasantly as was being tickled by hobbit-fancying human. Told him to sod off and he said "That's not what you said last night." After moment of confusion realized he thought I was Pippin. Explained. Human slunk away, most embarrassed, after explaining, "I'm really meant to be King, you know." Sure he is, and I'm the Elf Queen of Mirkwood.
ladyoboe: can i say just a little bit about this entry?
ladyoboe: that has got to be the most hilarious thing that i have read so far.
ladyoboe: why am i saying this calmly?
ladyoboe: because i'm laughing so hard i'm sobbing.
mustang_girl14: LOLOL
mustang_girl14: You rock
ladyoboe: no, dearest gabby.
ladyoboe: I roll.
mustang_girl14: uh huh
mustang_girl14: riiiiiiiight
ladyoboe: Boromir asked me to go for walk with him. Am not falling for old 'Horn of Gondor' trick. Am not. Am not. Oh, bloody hell. Just this once.
8x-
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: omg i love merrys entries
ladyoboe: fave so far
mustang_girl14: told you
ladyoboe: Witch-King of Angmar's suggestion to place pictures of Ruling Ring on milk cartons and wait for calls to come in was ignored.
ladyoboe: lolololol
mustang_girl14: lol!
ladyoboe: Will catch up with pretty-boy Hobbit and harem of pint-sized boyfriends in Bree. V. much looking forward to post-slaughter booze-up.
lmfao
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: EVEN THE RINGWRAITH SAYS "Sam will kill him if he tries anything"
ladyoboe: that cracks me up
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
ladyoboe: 3 more
ladyoboe: gollum, arwen, sauron
ladyoboe: GOLLUM KNOWS ABOUT SAM TOO!
ladyoboe: ROTFL
ladyoboe: LMAO gandalf stuck gum in legolas' hair
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: I knooooow
ladyoboe: Gimli no big looker either but gets mad schnoogles from Boromir anyway.
mustang_girl14: love!
ladyoboe: LMFAO
mustang_girl14: I LOVE Arwen's diary too! HEEEEEE
ladyoboe: dude you are SO behind
mustang_girl14: sowwy
ladyoboe: Attempt to lure Indistinguishable Backup Hobbits away from Ringbearer by placing carrots around was foiled when Legolas found carrots and used them to make facial mask.
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising!
ladyoboe: LMGDMFAOS
ladyoboe: i know that was in your lj but DAMN is it funny!
ladyoboe: Is official. Aragorn a complete pervy hobbit-fancier. Is obviously into little blue-eyed hobbit Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything
ladyoboe: *snort*
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: I know, I LOVE that Gap of Rohan one
ladyoboe: Spent quite the night with Gimli. Those braids! That axe! I am smitten. No more hobbits for me, it is dwarves all the way now. Well, perhaps might just pop by one last time to watch Sam give Frodo his bath. After all, I didn't filch that bathroom key out of Aragorn's pocket for nothing.
I LOVE IT
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Blast those orcs and their fondness for onion dip. Have taken their disco ball away. God, it's fun to be evil.
OMG
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: Am bored. Have been waiting for Middle-Earthlink guy to come and install DSL in Barad-Dur since second-age. Will use palantir as alternative to personal ads, as am lonely.
O
ladyoboe: M
ladyoboe: G
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: Middle-Earthlinklmfao
mustang_girl14: I know
mustang_girl14: I thought that was great too
ladyoboe: Have been watching Fellowship through palantir. Ringbearer really v. pretty, I must admit, with big soulful eyes and little hairy feet. What I wouldn't give for a body and a shower-cap right now. Although bath-obsessed hobbit companion would probably kill me if I tried anything.
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: Oh god, Galadriel Galadriel Galadriel. It's always about HER. Paint my toenails, Sauron. Don't touch my hair, Sauron. I want a pretty ring, Sauron. lmfao
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: Time to toss some Jiffy Pop into Mount Doom and watch the fireworks
ladyoboe: WEEEE!
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: Is it just me, or is Aragorn son of Arathorn kinda gay?
Maybe is just me.
lmfaos
mustang_girl14: weren't those Diaries great?
mustang_girl14: I have to send you one or two icons now...
(Best part? She's gonna find a bunch of icons on her computer that she has no idea what the hell they are because she decided to leave without warning and log off completely a few minutes later.)
LordoLorien: rar on yahoo the ho
jacklovesdaniel: rofl
jacklovesdaniel: yes
jacklovesdaniel: raar
jacklovesdaniel: three shakes of a lamb's tail, dear
LordoLorien: rotflrotfl
jacklovesdaniel: i hate you
jacklovesdaniel: but in a good way
jacklovesdaniel: don't be miffed
LordoLorien: you'll be pleased to note that I have started saying "Dollars to donuts" now
LordoLorien: waaaah
jacklovesdaniel: ROFL
jacklovesdaniel: yes
jacklovesdaniel: i am
Now in pain. Must go take medicine. Night all.
Oh hey, Chris did call me though. Awww, miss my Christopher! He's one of the few guy friends I have left that doesn't treat me weird. In fact, I think he may be my ONLY guy friend that doesn't treat me weird. Oh well. To all my other guy friends, I get it. Me girl. Scary! May have cooties! Mustn't touch!
We had a good long chat and then I was back to babysitting again (with a cold). Rar. But that still doesn't explain my foul mood. *sigh* Maybe I'm just tired. I DID only get a hour of sleep last night (this morning?) after all.
Blah. Feel like throwing up.
Oh, on a plus note, it's absolutely HYSTERICAL giving Brian and B2 The Very Secret Diaries and watching their reactions to it.
LordoLorien: yeah. Got my lip popped open today. Feel like making up an outlandish story about getting attacked by three large hairy thugs and walking away with just my lip popped open, whereas they are hospitalized.
ShineBox16: tell me it all
LordoLorien: ?
ShineBox16: what happened it
ShineBox16: ack
ShineBox16: what happened*
LordoLorien: Nephew popped it open in a grueling battle where he tried to take my string cheese away.
LordoLorien: Personally, I like the thug story better.
ShineBox16: make it interesting
ShineBox16: exagertate a bit
ShineBox16: jeeze
LordoLorien: okay
LordoLorien: so of course I'm this 6 foot power house, and my nephew is so weak and small next to me...
LordoLorien: Anyway, some brute decided to take HIS string cheese away, and as his eyes filled up with tears I delivered a smack down on that quivering mass of thieving flesh I don't think he'll ever forget. Go me.
LordoLorien: He did manage to pop my lip open in his hurry to run away, though. But the trail of blood left in his wake and the smile of gratitude on my nephews face for being the coolest aunt ever well makes up for it
ShineBox16: lol
ShineBox16: much better
LordoLorien: thank you. It's the truth, too
ShineBox16: coo coo
LordoLorien: *sucks on cough drop* I hate being sick.
Anowyn: Aw, I'm sorry! ::patpat::
LordoLorien: hehe I feel like the loyal family pet! ::patpat:: Now roll over!! ::slobbers::
Anowyn: XDXD
Anowyn: ::gives you a doggy treat!::
LordoLorien: *feels loved*
Anowyn: Gooood giiirl ;3
LordoLorien: hehe. Bark!
ladyoboe: "Are you trying to get rid of me?"
"What?" Now Karen was confused.
"Never mind." Kevin shook his head. Karen might have been a master at rapid subject changes, but when it came to actually following one, she was completely lost.
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!! IT'S YOU, B!!! THAT IS JUST LIKE YOU!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: so? You KNOW it's true.
ladyoboe: you dont believe me?
ladyoboe: ask the dishes!
ladyoboe: they can sing!
ladyoboe: they can dance!
ladyoboe: after all, miss, this is FrancE!
ladyoboe: and the service here is never second best!
mustang_girl14: ,,,
mustang_girl14: okay see, you want to know how sad that is?
ladyoboe: come on unfold your menu take a glance and then you'll be our guest oui our guest be our guest!!!!!
mustang_girl14: you're singing a disney song, and I'm sitting here downloading some
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: yeah
ladyoboe: MPCT!!
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: definitely
mustang_girl14: I am unashamedly in love with "The Girl You Left Behind" from Fivel Goes West
mustang_girl14: BWAAAHAHAHAHA
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: I
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: Even though this is semi disappointing...
ladyoboe: ?
mustang_girl14: I tried to download "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" and "I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts" from the Lion King, and both downloaded and neither are actually from The Lion King. BUT
mustang_girl14: This version of I've a lovely bunch of coconuts? HYS-TER-I-CAL
ladyoboe: its probably from the musical
mustang_girl14: ? I seriously doubt it.
ladyoboe: could be
ladyoboe: broadway baby!
mustang_girl14: Considering it sounds like it was recorded in the 20's? I DOUBT. IT.
ladyoboe: Beginning to find Frodo disturbingly attractive. Have a feeling if I make a move, Sam would kill me. Also, hairy feet kind of a turn-off.
Still not King
mustang_girl14: it says at the bottom, anyways
ladyoboe: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: that's the same thing I posted in my journal, hun
mustang_girl14: *sigh* mpct
ladyoboe: Took a shower. Yay!
But still not King.
!!!!ROTFL!!!
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.
ladyoboe: Who's Weenus?
mustang_girl14: rotfl
mustang_girl14: Leggy's daddy
ladyoboe: nice name, poor elf. probably got teased as a little elfin wench
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Far too dark in Mines of Moria to brush hair properly. Am very afraid I am developing a tangle.
Orcs so silly.
Still the prettiest.
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: I can't wait till you get to Frodo. Then you'll get my new icon.
ladyoboe: In Lothlorien. Suspect Galadriel may be prettier than me.
Also, am quite sure she copied my hairstyle. I was wearing that same look at least 1,000 years ago. Silly bint. She was most annoyed that I used her mirrored fountain to take a nice bubble bath.
I choose to ignore her claim that my hair clogged her drain. Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?
ladyoboe: L
ladyoboe: O
ladyoboe: L
mustang_girl14: <--- has been wanting to make more from other journals too
mustang_girl14: rotfl
mustang_girl14: yeah I know
mustang_girl14: damn him! *shakes fist*
ladyoboe: Aragorn obviously starting to find Frodo strangely attractive. Sam will kill him if he tries anything x-)
ladyoboe: dammit
ladyoboe: cant remember it
ladyoboe: what is the skull, so i can die of laughter properly?
mustang_girl14: the skull?
ladyoboe: da
mustang_girl14: um...
mustang_girl14: weh?
ladyoboe: face
ladyoboe: emoticon
ladyoboe: hello?
mustang_girl14: Oh
mustang_girl14: 8 - x
ladyoboe: these things :D
ladyoboe: 8-X
ladyoboe: ah yes
ladyoboe: thank you
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: you're welcome, dearest
ladyoboe: can now die properly of laughter
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Boromir tempted by Ring. So tedious. Cannot be tempted myself, as already have everything I want i.e. perfect hair and a butt like granite ((it IS a nice ass))
mustang_girl14: rotfl I LOVED that line
ladyoboe: she has a typo in Boromir's name
mustang_girl14: lol I noticed that too
ladyoboe: THE SECRET DIARY OF GOROMIR OF GONDOR
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
mustang_girl14: HEEEE
mustang_girl14: I was so highly amused by that. Of course, it WAS 3 in the morning
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: or later... er... earlier? Yeah.... *Ahem*
ladyoboe: Frodo dropped Ring today. Picked it up, but Aragorn made me give it back. Arrogant bastard. Wonder how he'd feel with Horn of Gondor shoved right up his...
LMFAO
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: the last entry ROCKS
ladyoboe: In other news, Gandalf died.
lolol
mustang_girl14: I knoooow!
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: LAST ENTRY
mustang_girl14: told you
mustang_girl14: mpct
ladyoboe: ROTFLMGDMFAOS
mustang_girl14: when you're done, I'm sending you icons
ladyoboe: oh dear.... frodo's next....
mustang_girl14: because yes. Heh.
mustang_girl14: YAY!
ladyoboe: ring wraith no. 5?
mustang_girl14: rotfl just wait till you get there. He's one of my favorites
ladyoboe: Woke up to find Aragorn playing with buttons on my shirt.
He must be after the Ring. Damn its siren call.
Ah well, Sam will kill him if he tries anything
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
ladyoboe: OYVE!
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: OYVE?
ladyoboe: Oh Your Virgin Eyes
mustang_girl14: oh LMAO
ladyoboe: if you were saying it, OMVG
mustang_girl14: I was gonna make an icon of that, too
ladyoboe: er, E
ladyoboe: OMVE
ladyoboe: OMVE or that line?
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: that line
ladyoboe: OMG THE POINTY HAT!
ladyoboe: OMG!
ladyoboe: LMFAO
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Gandalf fell into shadow. Was sad to see pointy hat go
ladyoboe: hahahhahaha....
ladyoboe: hehehehhehehehe....
ladyoboe: hohohohohoho.......
mustang_girl14: have you gotten to the "It must truly be an object of awesome power" line yet?
mustang_girl14: because I LOVE that
ladyoboe: Today Legolas began stroking my inner thigh with his bow.
Was stunned. Had no idea Legolas wanted the Ring too.
It must truly be an object of awesome power
mustang_girl14: HEEEEEEEEE
ladyoboe: Maybe some kind of breeches shortage in Lothlorien
ladyoboe: *ahem*
mustang_girl14: best line ever.
ladyoboe: wanna tell me something there gabbers?
mustang_girl14: hahahahahah
ladyoboe: *taps foot impatiently*
mustang_girl14: I like hobbits?
ladyoboe: diaries.... too much... for bladder..... must... be emptied.....
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
ladyoboe: Have followed Mr. Frodo to Rivendell where Elves will heal him. Gandalf told me to help poor unconscious Mr. Frodo get out of dirty clothes. So took clothes off him and gave him a bath. And another one. Then gave him another bath. Gandalf came and told me six baths was quite enough, Samwise Gamgee.
ladyoboe: ROTLF
ladyoboe: omg this is cracking me the hell up
mustang_girl14: TOLD YOU
ladyoboe: Mr. Frodo awake! Is doing well although also seems concerned as to why his fingers are all wrinkled.
Decided not to tell him about all the baths
ladyoboe: hehehehe!
mustang_girl14: lmao
mustang_girl14: I LOVE these thigns
mustang_girl14: er things
ladyoboe: Mr. Frodo is so brave, handsome, tall and wonderful!
Okay, so possibly isn't all that tall.
CAN I *LAUGH* ANY *HARDER* HERE?!?!!??
ladyoboe: Obviously pervy hobbit-fancier who likes to roll around with small men in shorts.
ladyoboe: who wouldnt if it was merry and pippin?!?!?
mustang_girl14: I AGREE
mustang_girl14: proWr!!
ladyoboe: i love how everybody says that aragorn will be killed by sam if he tries anything with frodo
mustang_girl14: wait till you get to Merry's. I'm slightly offended by it, but amused none the less
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
mustang_girl14: HEEEEEE
ladyoboe: does he molest your muse-y buddy Pippin?
ladyoboe: Pippin says Legolas is shagging Gimli.
Ick.
LOL
ladyoboe: CUZ FOROD HAS THE THING FOR GIMLI! ((AN: Forod? Bwaaah.))
ladyoboe: I WONDER IF THEY'RE SHAGGING ON THE SIDE AND WE DONT KNOW ABOUT IT TIL GIMLI'S?
ladyoboe: i cant wait to find out.....
ladyoboe: Lothlorien v. pretty. Blonde elf lady absolutely hitting on poor Mr. Frodo left, right and center. Pippin agrees. Told Pippin height difference would make relationship impossible. Pippin said Mr. Frodo could stand on stilts.
Hate Pippin LMFAOROTFL
ladyoboe: Leaving Lothlorien. Bye-bye grabby elf lady
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: I WANTED AN ICON OF THAT SO BAD!!
mustang_girl14: BUT I DECIDED IT'D BE TOO LONG
mustang_girl14: but I love that scene
ladyoboe: Boromir killed by orcs. Knew orcs good for something
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: Mr. Frodo needs cheering up as seems inexplicably sorry to say goodbye to Gimli, as well as is depressed and claims is now sure he will die a virgin in the barren wastelands of the Dark Lord's realm.
We will see about that.
mustang_girl14: PDB!
ladyoboe: omg
ladyoboe: o
ladyoboe: m
ladyoboe: g
ladyoboe: omg
ladyoboe: pdb?
mustang_girl14: I know
mustang_girl14: I was like "EEEW! NASTY! OH GOD! *goes and rinses with mouth wash*"
mustang_girl14: Poor Dead Boromir = PDB
ladyoboe: OH
ladyoboe: MY
ladyoboe: GOD
ladyoboe: GANDALF
ladyoboe: In Shire. Stunning vista of innocent and pastoral beauty. Is it me, or was Frodo just hanging around in that field masturbating before I came along?
ladyoboe: OH
ladyoboe: MY
ladyoboe: GOD
ladyoboe: TMI!
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SOMETIMES!
ladyoboe: LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE GANDALF AND I'M ONLY ON DAY TWELVE!
ladyoboe: Have agreed to go with Fellowship in case Sam might decide to give ME a bath. Could use one.
ROTFLMFAO
ladyoboe: Aragorn obviously into Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything. Asked Sam to give me a bath. He said, "Ha ha, Mister Gandalf, you're not serious." Useless git.
omg
ladyoboe: lfmao
ladyoboe: lmfao
mustang_girl14: LOLOL
ladyoboe: If Legolas keeps nancing about on top of the snow, may have to hit him with my staff.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHHEHEHEHE!
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: AND THAT!
mustang_girl14: I WANTED TO MAKE AN ICON OF THAT
mustang_girl14: TOO!
mustang_girl14: BECAUSE I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD TEARS!!!
ladyoboe: Do not want to go through Mines of Moria, as suspect Balrog still angry about bad date we went on back in Second Age
ladyoboe: In Mines of Moria. Yep, Balrog still angry.
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: ROTFL
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: omg
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: THE END
ladyoboe: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
ladyoboe: Fell into shadow. Balrog such a prat. Had to do some quite unspeakable things before he would let me leave the caverns. Have decided not to tell the rest of Fellowship. Will make up story about having engaged in huge battle instead. Off to see Elrond to get quite unpleasant third degree burns in embarassing places treated. Hope Elrond does not laugh at me. If he does, will tell everyone about his dirty weekend with Sauron. Ha!
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: PIPPIN'S TURN!!!!
mustang_girl14: YAY!
ladyoboe: Fell down hill. Merry v. disappointed that he broke his carrot. After he found one that was just the right shape, too.
that was SO a TMI alert
mustang_girl14: Just wait
mustang_girl14: heh
ladyoboe: Also tired of elves mistaking me for unusually lifelike lawn ornament.
what the HELL? lmao
ladyoboe: Has been twenty-five days since met Aragorn and he has not yet washed his hair. Is really starting to bother me
ladyoboe: LOL
ladyoboe: L
ladyoboe: O
ladyoboe: L
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: Sam all wrong about Boromir. Really very nice man. Invited me to go for a walk with him tonight and said he would let me blow his Horn of Gondor. Can't wait.
Later that night
Always thought blowing the Horn of Gondor was supposed to summon armies of the West?
Apparently not.
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: I can't wait to share Icons with you now
ladyoboe: Aragorn obviously way into Frodo, however. Sam will kill him if he tries anything.
I LOVE THE CONTINUITY!!! IT CRACKS ME UP!!!
mustang_girl14: I know!
mustang_girl14: heeeee
ladyoboe: Accidentally walked in on Gimli taking a bath. Now understand what Gandalf meant about there being scarier things than Orcs. And was that Aragorn hiding under all the bubbles? May have nightmares for weeks.
ladyoboe: heeeeee
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: Boromir wrote me a poem. Merry says I am leading him on. Of course, Merry also says I cry like a girl. Merry a total bastard most of the time, actually.
Poem not very good. Did not rhyme. Feel slighted.
ladyoboe: AWWWWW
ladyoboe: i'll write pippin a poem
mustang_girl14: rotfl
ladyoboe: make him feel ALLLLLLLLLLLL better!
mustang_girl14: NO
mustang_girl14: MY PIPPIN!
ladyoboe: and i'll make it rhyme every single way possible
mustang_girl14: *grabs paper away and starts writing*
ladyoboe: all night long
mustang_girl14: oy
mustang_girl14: GRRRR
ladyoboe: i'll let you know tomorrow morning how much pippin liked my poetry.
ladyoboe: well, i'll still be tired in the morning. how about tomorrow afternoon?
mustang_girl14: [-(
mustang_girl14: go away now
ladyoboe: nope, still gonna be tired. that pippin, he sure does know how to enjoy poetry
mustang_girl14: I tire of you
ladyoboe: i'm surprised you havent come out w/ a OMVE
mustang_girl14: it's more a IYKOSIGPYLO
ladyoboe: IYKOSIGPYLO?
mustang_girl14: If You Keep On Speaking I'm Gonna Punch Your Lights Out
ladyoboe: Have met v. nice guy via palantir. He seems to really like me for me and not just because am most powerful wizard in Middle Earth. Wonder what he looks like.
(((lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao)))
ladyoboe: you're still not gonna get copies of my poems for pippin.
ladyoboe: i dont think its legal in michigan to develop those kinds of..... poems.....
ladyoboe:
ladyoboe: Just wants to show off and remind me that he's got a hobbit, and I'm just dating an eyeball
ladyoboe: lolol
ladyoboe: Showed him my Wizard Wrestling Federation moves. Have delivered smackdown. Go me.
ROTFL
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
ladyoboe: Have crossed orcs with goblin men in caverns below Isengard. V. tedious experience as orcs and goblin men most reluctant to breed, even with dinner and flowers. Next time will try something easier, such as breeding goblins and cheerleaders to create super-perky army that can travel by day and will not complain about pink uniforms.
OMG
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: LOL I KNOW!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: I KNEW you'd love that part!
ladyoboe: If keep watching in palantir, perhaps will see Gandalf do pointy hat trick?
OH GOD
ladyoboe: what is this pointy hat trick?
ladyoboe: I guess we'll never know.
mustang_girl14: lol we can all hope!
ladyoboe: Hairy newt is most definitely dwarf. Caught him playing hide-the-helmet with one of the hobbits
ladyoboe: *gag*
ladyoboe: *puke*
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: *throws keyboard out window*
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Boromir convinced smallest hobbit to "Blow the Horn of Gondor." Have not laughed so hard since set Balrog up with Gandalf during Second Age and Gandalf stuck Balrog with restaurant bill. Palantir great. Better than cable.
ladyoboe: O
ladyoboe: MG
ladyoboe: THAT
ladyoboe: IS
ladyoboe: HILAIROUS
ladyoboe: Got splashed with strawberry bath foam yesterday. On plus side, beard now silky and conditioned
ladyoboe: lol
ladyoboe: What WERE they doing with that carrot?LMFAO OMG OMG OMG ROTFL
ladyoboe: Elf women just the right height to keep my ears warm. Go me!
ladyoboe: *choke*
ladyoboe: *gag*
ladyoboe: *puke*
ladyoboe: *gouge eyes out*
ladyoboe: *gouge brain out*
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: R
ladyoboe: BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD!
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
ladyoboe: can i just say one thing?
ladyoboe: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
ladyoboe: Fight ended when Aragorn picked up Ringbearer and stuffed him in his trousers. That's right, Isildur's Heir. Suffocate the Ringbearer. Honestly, these people.
oh dear.....
mustang_girl14: LOL
mustang_girl14: love that
ladyoboe: Beginning to suspect that all that Elvish poetry about the glory of warrior-bonds between men just big cover-up for illicit spanking games.
omg thats awful
ladyoboe: oh no, merry's turn...
ladyoboe: Was woken up most unpleasantly as was being tickled by hobbit-fancying human. Told him to sod off and he said "That's not what you said last night." After moment of confusion realized he thought I was Pippin. Explained. Human slunk away, most embarrassed, after explaining, "I'm really meant to be King, you know." Sure he is, and I'm the Elf Queen of Mirkwood.
ladyoboe: can i say just a little bit about this entry?
ladyoboe: that has got to be the most hilarious thing that i have read so far.
ladyoboe: why am i saying this calmly?
ladyoboe: because i'm laughing so hard i'm sobbing.
mustang_girl14: LOLOL
mustang_girl14: You rock
ladyoboe: no, dearest gabby.
ladyoboe: I roll.
mustang_girl14: uh huh
mustang_girl14: riiiiiiiight
ladyoboe: Boromir asked me to go for walk with him. Am not falling for old 'Horn of Gondor' trick. Am not. Am not. Oh, bloody hell. Just this once.
8x-
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: omg i love merrys entries
ladyoboe: fave so far
mustang_girl14: told you
ladyoboe: Witch-King of Angmar's suggestion to place pictures of Ruling Ring on milk cartons and wait for calls to come in was ignored.
ladyoboe: lolololol
mustang_girl14: lol!
ladyoboe: Will catch up with pretty-boy Hobbit and harem of pint-sized boyfriends in Bree. V. much looking forward to post-slaughter booze-up.
lmfao
mustang_girl14: lol
ladyoboe: EVEN THE RINGWRAITH SAYS "Sam will kill him if he tries anything"
ladyoboe: that cracks me up
mustang_girl14: I KNOW
ladyoboe: 3 more
ladyoboe: gollum, arwen, sauron
ladyoboe: GOLLUM KNOWS ABOUT SAM TOO!
ladyoboe: ROTFL
ladyoboe: LMAO gandalf stuck gum in legolas' hair
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: I knooooow
ladyoboe: Gimli no big looker either but gets mad schnoogles from Boromir anyway.
mustang_girl14: love!
ladyoboe: LMFAO
mustang_girl14: I LOVE Arwen's diary too! HEEEEEE
ladyoboe: dude you are SO behind
mustang_girl14: sowwy
ladyoboe: Attempt to lure Indistinguishable Backup Hobbits away from Ringbearer by placing carrots around was foiled when Legolas found carrots and used them to make facial mask.
ladyoboe: OMG
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: Went all the way to the Gap of Rohan only to find there is no Gap in Rohan. Not even a Banana Republic. False advertising!
ladyoboe: LMGDMFAOS
ladyoboe: i know that was in your lj but DAMN is it funny!
ladyoboe: Is official. Aragorn a complete pervy hobbit-fancier. Is obviously into little blue-eyed hobbit Frodo. Sam will kill him if he tries anything
ladyoboe: *snort*
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: I know, I LOVE that Gap of Rohan one
ladyoboe: Spent quite the night with Gimli. Those braids! That axe! I am smitten. No more hobbits for me, it is dwarves all the way now. Well, perhaps might just pop by one last time to watch Sam give Frodo his bath. After all, I didn't filch that bathroom key out of Aragorn's pocket for nothing.
I LOVE IT
mustang_girl14: lolol
ladyoboe: Blast those orcs and their fondness for onion dip. Have taken their disco ball away. God, it's fun to be evil.
OMG
ladyoboe: 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x 8-x
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: Am bored. Have been waiting for Middle-Earthlink guy to come and install DSL in Barad-Dur since second-age. Will use palantir as alternative to personal ads, as am lonely.
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ladyoboe: M
ladyoboe: G
ladyoboe: LMFAO
ladyoboe: Middle-Earthlinklmfao
mustang_girl14: I know
mustang_girl14: I thought that was great too
ladyoboe: Have been watching Fellowship through palantir. Ringbearer really v. pretty, I must admit, with big soulful eyes and little hairy feet. What I wouldn't give for a body and a shower-cap right now. Although bath-obsessed hobbit companion would probably kill me if I tried anything.
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: 8-x
ladyoboe: Oh god, Galadriel Galadriel Galadriel. It's always about HER. Paint my toenails, Sauron. Don't touch my hair, Sauron. I want a pretty ring, Sauron. lmfao
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: Time to toss some Jiffy Pop into Mount Doom and watch the fireworks
ladyoboe: WEEEE!
mustang_girl14: LOL
ladyoboe: Is it just me, or is Aragorn son of Arathorn kinda gay?
Maybe is just me.
lmfaos
mustang_girl14: weren't those Diaries great?
mustang_girl14: I have to send you one or two icons now...
(Best part? She's gonna find a bunch of icons on her computer that she has no idea what the hell they are because she decided to leave without warning and log off completely a few minutes later.)
LordoLorien: rar on yahoo the ho
jacklovesdaniel: rofl
jacklovesdaniel: yes
jacklovesdaniel: raar
jacklovesdaniel: three shakes of a lamb's tail, dear
LordoLorien: rotflrotfl
jacklovesdaniel: i hate you
jacklovesdaniel: but in a good way
jacklovesdaniel: don't be miffed
LordoLorien: you'll be pleased to note that I have started saying "Dollars to donuts" now
LordoLorien: waaaah
jacklovesdaniel: ROFL
jacklovesdaniel: yes
jacklovesdaniel: i am
Now in pain. Must go take medicine. Night all.
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::tosses her a bone:: Go gettit puppy!! ^____^ cuuute puppy!! ::scritches behind her ear:: :B
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