*yaaaawn*

[ladyoflorien]

I started writing "The Scotsman" tonight for my dear piratelooksat20. Totally had to scrap everything I've written so far, but that's okay, 'cause the new ideas I've had ROCK.

Oh, and piratelooksat20? I read your N'Sync shorts. They were so funny. I loved them, doll. Heh.


LordoLorien: oh, and btw, DATA DIES??????? *sob* *shudder* *moan*
eirathiel: WTF did you read that, goose????
eirathiel: I warned you!
LordoLorien: lol I know. And I saw it when you first posted it and was like "No, don't read it. Ship dies, don't read it. If you don't read it, the ship will survive on until you go to see the movie." Then my friend tells me the ship does in fact survive, so I was like 'what the hell?'
eirathiel: LOL
LordoLorien: What I wasn't aware of, though, was that my most favorite character of all the ST's was gonna bite it instead.
eirathiel: Brent had said he wanted out
LordoLorien: I bet Geordi was heart-broken *snort*
eirathiel: And he has co-writing credits, which made me curious.
eirathiel: He is. It's quite sad.
LordoLorien: yeah, I know. I just didn't think they'd ever do it. *sob*
LordoLorien: I am so going to be sobbing when I go see it.
LordoLorien: WHAT HAPPENS TO SPOT?????? POOR SPOT'S AN ORPHAN NOW!
LordoLorien: ;-)
eirathiel: *giggles*
eirathiel: Watch it and see!
LordoLorien: *sniffle* Damn you. And your little dog too.
eirathiel: *giggles evilly*

LordoLorien: now, what can I write that will put me in a situation where I can glance up Billy's kilt? hmm... *blink* I said that out loud, didn't I?
eirathiel: lol
eirathiel: yup
LordoLorien: Heh.
LordoLorien: *pulls out plot-bunny cage* Okay guys, do your thing. Hurry.
LordoLorien: *starts typing* yay for bunny power.

eirathiel: (these two are probably my favorite humour fics I've done)
LordoLorien: good. I'm excited now.
LordoLorien: <--- has decided to put you in this version of The Scotsman anyway, just for the heck of it
eirathiel: except for one or two I shall send later. ;-)
LordoLorien: *huggles you* How I adore you.
eirathiel: *huggles back*
eirathiel: now, GO WRITE
LordoLorien: *writes like the wind*
LordoLorien: need another word for make-up table...
eirathiel: vanity?
LordoLorien: *nods* Thankya.
eirathiel: :-D
LordoLorien: *looks around in irritation* You haven't happened to see my vocabulary anywhere, have you?
eirathiel: *giggles* Sorry, dear.
LordoLorien: Drats.
LordoLorien: I need my human dictionary to come online.
eirathiel: what do you need?
LordoLorien: eh, when you have to wake up early and get to work by a certain time.
LordoLorien: <--- is a genius, really.
LordoLorien: <--- saves small children and puppies in my spare time
eirathiel: schedule? life? job?
eirathiel: LOL
LordoLorien: rotfl
LordoLorien: no like.... okay, if you're a doctor you're "On call"..... yeah, okay that has nothing to do with this.
eirathiel: lol
LordoLorien: When you get called into work...
LordoLorien: uhm...
eirathiel: overtime!
eirathiel: ;-)
LordoLorien: rotfl
eirathiel: I don't think there *is* a word for what you're looking for.
LordoLorien: no. See, I'm not feeling so bad for not thinking of the right word now.
eirathiel: *shrugs*
LordoLorien: no there is
LordoLorien: I'm just not articulating my point
eirathiel: oh, big word
LordoLorien: because my vocabulary has gone AWOL
LordoLorien: ROTFL
LordoLorien: like a "Wake-up call"
LordoLorien: Is what I'm trying to think of
eirathiel: Okay then
LordoLorien: I don't have a clue.
eirathiel: I'm too tired to think straight
LordoLorien: <--- is a puppy-dog saving genius, I swear
eirathiel: or crooked.
LordoLorien: lol ok

GypsyJr427: http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=32229

*amused*
LordoLorien: LMFAO
LordoLorien: Whoever did that is my god.
LordoLorien: I bow to his/her power.
LordoLorien: that is awesome
GypsyJr427: Isn't it? :D
GypsyJr427: I wish I had the guts to do something like that.
LordoLorien: it is.
LordoLorien: lol me too
LordoLorien: as it is I've convinced my editor to watch
LordoLorien: ...and that's all
LordoLorien: rotfl I've already converted everyone else
GypsyJr427: *reading The Lorax.. I love this book*
LordoLorien: hehe
LordoLorien: have you ever heard "The Scotsman"?
GypsyJr427: hrrm. I don't think so.
LordoLorien: =-O
LordoLorien: It's Billy's Theme song :-D
LordoLorien: you must hear it. Can I send you files?
GypsyJr427: heeeeh
GypsyJr427: Sure
LordoLorien: rock on.
LordoLorien wants to send file D:\Dr Demento - The Scotsman.mp3.
LordoLorien: *begs AIM to work for once*
GypsyJr427: And in other embarrassingly geeky news, my mental voice now has a Scottish accent
GypsyJr427: tooo many Billy interviews
LordoLorien: rotfl
GypsyJr427: Yessss.
LordoLorien: my inner voice is english. And I have nothing to blame for it.
GypsyJr427: muahahah
LordoLorien: heh.
LordoLorien: <--- is writing billy fic right now, which is why I brought up this song

GypsyJr427: I love accents. They're so... accent-y
GypsyJr427: and they're fun to listen to. So there. :-D
LordoLorien: rotfl yes! me too! Accents are my thing!

GypsyJr427: *listens to MP3 of Dom talking about surfing... can I just say *drool*?*
LordoLorien: Oh. Did
LordoLorien: you
LordoLorien: see
LordoLorien: OH
LordoLorien: MUST
LordoLorien: SEND
LordoLorien: YOU SOMETHING
LordoLorien: *bounces around*
GypsyJr427: Eheheh calm down before you hurt yourself! :-)
LordoLorien: lol
LordoLorien: it's fabulous
LordoLorien: Dom and Elijah!
LordoLorien: being adorable!
LordoLorien: and kissing hands!
LordoLorien: because they can't act straight!
LordoLorien: they are straight-acting impared!
GypsyJr427: LOL!
LordoLorien: I swear.
LordoLorien: I have a gif of them too, but it's just hugging
LordoLorien: though Dom has a dreamy expression on his face rotfl
LordoLorien: <--- not even into slash
GypsyJr427: heheh
LordoLorien: <--- just finds it amusing
GypsyJr427: me either
GypsyJr427: but for some reason I find it adorable anyway
LordoLorien: <--- is still determined to make all four of em hobbits and that elf my slaves
LordoLorien: lol it's great.
LordoLorien: Slash kind of grosses me out, but when they're acting silly or if it's just like jesting about Sam and Frodo I get all amused.
GypsyJr427: mwahahahah *insert evil cackling here*

LordoLorien received C:\My Documents\Misc Pics-Sounds\LOTR Pictures\LOTR Boys\dmnar1.mp3.
GypsyJr427: Still there?
LordoLorien: oh
LordoLorien: yes.
LordoLorien: lol
GypsyJr427: Doesn't it just make you wanna run out and find the nearest beach? :-)
GypsyJr427: .. or am I waaay too obsessed? ;-)
LordoLorien: lol
LordoLorien: *listens*
LordoLorien: *drools*
LordoLorien: *shudders* *quivers* *explodes* *falls into a million pieces* *froths at the remains of my mouth&
GypsyJr427: LOL! my thoughts exactly. ;-)
LordoLorien: Oh dear GOD
GypsyJr427: whaaaat?
LordoLorien: he is so very.... nice...
LordoLorien: I want to go buy the pacific now

LordoLorien: I love how I manage to choose the most inappropriate picture of them all. It's all part of my unfathomable genius
LordoLorien: *stabs myself*
GypsyJr427: heee that's okay
GypsyJr427: *is currently holding an entire AIM conversation with a friend without using any vowels*
LordoLorien: I swear that's the biggest gif I have. rotfl. I'm SO smart
LordoLorien: LOL
LordoLorien: that is awesome

LordoLorien: they're all so pretty in this picture. Well, you know, there's peter too ;-)
GypsyJr427: heheh. Hey now. Peter Jackson's cuddly. ;-)
GypsyJr427: (that is one of the weirdest things I've ever said.)
LordoLorien: ROTFL
LordoLorien: but oh!so true!

GypsyJr427: HEEEE!
LordoLorien: EEEEEE!
(AN: I Love sharing files. Especially of the photo persuasion ;))

GypsyJr427: *snicker*
LordoLorien: Eeeeee!
LordoLorien: TRL!
LordoLorien: and I missed it!
LordoLorien: *is amused*
GypsyJr427: Elijah looks so intelligent in that shot ;-)
LordoLorien: rotfl
LordoLorien: "Duuuuuur"

LordoLorien: Why is the bball so interesting?
LordoLorien: they're like "LOOK! It's floating by itself!"
GypsyJr427: He's so entranced by the big orange bouncy thing ;-)
LordoLorien: LOL
GypsyJr427: LOL yeah!
LordoLorien: I think there may be a little schnaps in that drink lol
GypsyJr427: LOL yeah, I was gonna say...
LordoLorien: lolol

LordoLorien: rotfl, that was Dom trying out for Mel Gibson's role in "Signs" :-P
GypsyJr427: Niiiice
GypsyJr427: LOL..

GypsyJr427: My mom shocked the hell out of me earlier though... We were watching the FotR commentary and Sean Astiin was talking about "everything going numb" because the water he was in was so cold... and my mom leaned towards me and said "Everything?"
GypsyJr427: I think I live with a closet hobbit fancier ;-)

LordoLorien: He is so very pretty (I find it amusing you do all the Dom pics and I do all the Billy ones. Heh, Pippin and Merry strike again!)

GypsyJr427: Whooo. Lanky-Boy strikes again
LordoLorien: lol! I love that pic

LordoLorien: (Sends picture of Elijah yelling on the phone) He looks so distressed! "Gabby? How did you get this number?!?!?!"
GypsyJr427: *snerk!*
GypsyJr427: "I told you not to call me on this wall! This is an *unlisted wall!*"

*/end random Mel Brooks reference*
LordoLorien: rotfl!
LordoLorien: "Evil will always triumph over good, because good is dumb"
GypsyJr427: "Damn! I hate it when I get my Schwartz twisted!"
LordoLorien: rotfl!!
GypsyJr427: Oh man.. one of us needs to make a Saruman icon with the "good is dumb" quote
LordoLorien: LOL
LordoLorien: *runs to favorite LOTR site*
GypsyJr427: And it scares me that I literally have not seen Spaceballs in years but I can still quote entire scenes.
LordoLorien: lol I know what you mean.
GypsyJr427: "*gasp!* My HAIR! HE SHOT MY HAIR!"
LordoLorien: LOL
LordoLorien: "Hello my darlin' hello my honey, hello my rag time gal!"
GypsyJr427: "check please!"
GypsyJr427: When I was really little that scene actually used to terrify me. I didn't get that it was a parody.
LordoLorien: lol
LordoLorien: me too
GypsyJr427: "Pizza the Hut... ate himself. TO DEATH!"
LordoLorien: ROTFL that was ALWAYS my favorite scene when I was little
GypsyJr427: "From now on you're to refer to me as idiot, not you captain!"
LordoLorien: lol
LordoLorien: "There's something you should know about us, Lonestar. I am your father's mother's brother's sister's uncle's former roomate!"
LordoLorien: there are NO Sarumon pics anywhere! hmpt.
GypsyJr427: "... what does that make us?"
"ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! which is what you are about to become!"
GypsyJr427: hrrmph!
LordoLorien: rotflmfao!!!!!!
LordoLorien: I LOVE that movie
GypsyJr427: "Say goodbye to your two best friends. And I don't mean your pals in the Winnebago!"

me too. I need to w atch it again.
LordoLorien: heeee yeah
LordoLorien: "Radar's been jammed, sir!"
LordoLorien: "Jammed?"
LordoLorien: "Rasberry. Only one man would DARE give me the rassberries. LONESTAR!"
GypsyJr427: "only one man would d-" Damn ;-)
LordoLorien: LOL
GypsyJr427: "What happened to then!?" "We passed it. We're at now now"
LordoLorien: LOLOL!!!
LordoLorien: *darth vadar breathing* *strangled gasps* "GUH, I CAN'T BREATHE IN THIS THING!"
GypsyJr427: "No sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"
LordoLorien: LOL

GypsyJr427: (Sends picture of Elijah in a bathtub, with a paddle, wearing a lifevest, in the middle of a lake)

*too amused for words*
GypsyJr427: I wonder if the rubber ducky helps....
LordoLorien: LOL
LordoLorien: that is fabulous

GypsyJr427: (Sends picture of Elijah in the middle of a lake, wearing a lifevest, with a bathtub sinking next to him)

hrrm..guess it doesn't
LordoLorien: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

GypsyJr427: (sends picture of Dom, Billy, & Elijah wearing kilts)

What's better than one man in a kilt? MULTIPLE men in kilts!

GypsyJr427: *blink* I just realized... we both love LOTR and Farscape, we're not into slash, we can both quote chapter and verse from Spaceballs and we tend to be rather silly....

Are you my long lost twin? Fess up! ;-)
LordoLorien: =-O I never meant for you to find out this way *sob*
GypsyJr427: LOL... the truth had to come out!

LordoLorien: There's.... there's something else you should know...
LordoLorien: *sigh*
LordoLorien: dom is our long lost brother. We're triplets.
GypsyJr427: LOL! Damn!
LordoLorien: lol

GypsyJr427: poor Lij.. overwhelmed by the autograph seekers
LordoLorien: lol yes
LordoLorien: he's saying "Gabby?!?! HOW DID YOU GET IN THE CROWD?? STALKER!"
GypsyJr427: LOL!