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*runs back to journal, cackling inanely* LOOK!

"Nick?" Kevin haughtily inspected his teammate. "In game two, you were 3 for 3 with a walk, correct?"

"Yeah?"

"Ten dollar fine." Kevin decided.

"WHAT!" Brian yelped. "I got dinged twenty dollars for the same thing in July!"

"Yes." Kevin agreed mildly, inspecting the paper in his hand. "You were. And now, as per clubhouse tradition, we have some highly respected awards to hand out here, and after that, we're gonna cut down the largest tree in the forest - with a herring."

ROTFLMFAO!! B2!! I AM SO MISSING YOU, WOMAN!! GET BACK HOME AND LAUGH WITH ME, DOGGON IT!!

"We will do no such thing!" Brad Arton gasped in shock as everyone in the clubhouse broke into laughter, save Nick, who just looked confused.

AJ shook his silver highlighted head sadly. "Nickolas, Nickolas, Nickolas... you've never watched Monty Python either, have you?"

"No?" Nick said hesitantly. "Should I?"

Look Sammi! It's you! BWAAHAHA! Actually, didn't you say that EXACT same thing when B2 and I scolded you about never seeing The Search for the Holy Grail? I think you did. Which just makes this chapter all the more hilarious for me.

"This would probably be a good time to announce that the winner of the award for most clueless - is Nick." Kevin made a large show out of handing Nick a baseball scrawled on in black Sharpie marker.

"Shut up." Nick glared. "I got better things to do than watch TV, dude."

"I just want it in on the record that I came in a close second!" AJ yelled, pounding his fist on the table. "It was a long and hard fought battle, and I harbor NO hard feelings towards Nick for his victory!"

I'd like to point out at this time that this one snippet from Between The Lines represents about 87% of all conversations held between Sammi, B2 and myself.

"Most improved... Howie." Kevin smirked, tossing a ball at the third baseman.

"Yeah, whatever, Kevin!" Howie wrinkled his face up good-naturedly.

"I came in a close second!" AJ piped up. "I know it's hard to improve perfection - and ultimately... well... that's why Howie won."

Kevin continued handing out baseballs, managing to come up with a category for everyone on the team, AJ announcing he came in second every single time.

"Most obnoxious..." Kevin raised one thick eyebrow. "AJ."

"I came in a close second on that one too." AJ nodded, accepting his baseball.

"Yes, you did." Brian agreed, laughing.

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that is true. you guys went off on my cuz i've never seen it, and have no plans in the future to see it either. haha. i remember laughing my butt off to when i read that. yeah, that chap. is a lot like how we can and do act sometimes.. i think that made it even funnier cuz of that fact

you guys went off on my cuz i've never seen it, and have no plans in the future to see it either

What do you MEAN you have no plans to watch it in the future? Oh, hell no child! You are watching Monty Python! It is a sad, sad, SICK world when the next generation doesn't know pure cult classics like Monty Python! I mean REALLY!!!

Scotty DOOOOON'T!

r.o.t.f.l... *chokingonpopcorn* sorry.. but i dont'.. i mean.. i've seen parts of it.. it jsut didn't look like a good movie to me

WHAT?! WHATDOYOUMEANITDOESN'TLOOKLIKEAGOODMOVIETOYOUYOUHO???????????!?!?!?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*takes away your kettle corn, stabs you, and runs away*

*gasps* NOO NOT THE KETTLE CORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i mean just that.. it didnt' appeal to me, thats all

I love your total and complete disregard for the fact that I STABBED YOU! "Oh no, not the kettle corn!" Mwahahaha.

*crunches on popcorn loudly* Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm *eg*

hehehee... eh.. the stab was nothing.. i have healing powers.. but to take away the corn? thats just CRUEL!!!!

lmfao, "It's just a flesh wound!"
"Your whole arm is missing!"
"No it's not!"
"Yes it is, look!"
*pause* "I've had worse!"

"What are you gonna do, BLEED ON ME???"

Do you SEE what you're missing out on, here? CLASSIC STUFF. You even make witty retorts FROM THE MOVIE without even realizing it! That's how awesome it is! YOU MUST WATCH IT!!!

"I AM THE BLACK KNIGHT! I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!"
"You're a LOONY!"

wel.. thats one of the scenes that i hvae actually seen.. after that, i decided that i didnt want to watch any more of it

uh huh yeah sure okay right whatever! BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME MAN!

MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely bold Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot. He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off, And his pen--
SIR ROBIN: That's-- that's, uh-- that's enough music for now, lads. Heh. Looks like there's dirty work afoot.

MINSTREL: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away.
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravely ran away away.
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
ROBIN: No!
MINSTREL: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
ROBIN: I didn't!
MINSTREL: [singing] And gallantly he chickened out, bravely taking to his feet.
ROBIN: I never did!
MINSTREL: [singing] He beat a very brave retreat.
ROBIN: All lies!
MINSTREL: [singing] Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
ROBIN: I never!

lol.. yuh huh.. plus, that earlier comment bout "its only a flesh wound" is like the most commonly known phrase from that movie.

*shakes head* your crazy.. you know it word for word it looks like.. but you already knew taht you are crazy.. but i still love ya!

Of COURSE I know it word for word! Please! I know EVERY movie I've seen more than twice word for word! And I beg to differ on "It's just a flesh wound" being the most common phrase from the movie! It's one of the top 5, sure, but there's TONS more! Like "SHE TURNED ME INTO A NEWT!" "A newt?!" "....I got better", and "RUN AWAY! KEEP RUNNING!", and "IT HAS HORRIBLE... FANGS!", and "We are the Knights who say NI!" "You must bring us... a SHRUBBERY!!!", and "I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION!!!" Shall I go on??

nah.. you can stop.. this still doens't change my mind bout seeing it though so HA!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... *steam pours from ears*

You know what? One of these days I'm gonna meet Viggo and Sean (Bean) and I will pay them a MILLION DOLLARS to break into your house and kidnap you. And then you know what? You wont even get to play with them, because they shall bring you to ME and the Monty Python/Mel Brooks marathon will BEGIN.

Mwooohahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!

mmm.. Viggo.... then.. and ONLY then.. would i sit through that movie... mostlikely... sorry hun

I may need to rent that movie again soon. It kicks ass. My favorite part? The whole "I can handle this." "Yes, yes, let him handle us!" Yeah. Good times, good times.

My favorite part? The whole "I can handle this." "Yes, yes, let him handle us!" Yeah. Good times, good times.

Dude, bwaaahaha. I just read a LOTR-based story that did a spoof of that scene. I love it. SO incredibly much.

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Gotta love Monty Python...

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