I AM INSANE WITH LAUGHTER!

[ladyoflorien]

When you weren't wiping off orc slime and running for your life, did you ever get a chance to whoop it up off the set?

Elijah Wood: We did try to go out and relieve tension, go to bars and that sort of thing. And crazy things would happen. We had a scale double, Kieran, and Viggo [Mortensen] would chase him down and attack him. And one night, when Sean Bean and Viggo were drinking, they decided to break into Orlando [Bloom]'s hotel room and kidnap him, dragging him screaming down the stairs. It was absolutely delightful.

*dies several times over* Dear god, can you picture that in your mind, people? Because I swear the images I'm getting are some of the funniest I've ever had. Bwaaha. Oh to go back in time and somehow win Peter Jackson's affections, thus ousting Liv Tyler from the roll of Arwen and taking her place. I swear, what better group of people could one want to work with? I mean really. *snicker*


In other completely serious news, I think I've found the way into the one part of my heart I thought I'd lost forever. My subconscious seems to wander there when I'm alone and my guard is down, and my mind chips away at the wall surrounding it and exploits the lost memories the way my mind does everything else. It's breathed new life into my little fantasy world, and my fingers warm as the words spill out to the paper. It has me a bit excited and scared out of my wits at the same time. I believe my face is even flushed. This could be the push I need to finalize the plot-line of my novel.

Comments

[bstem03.livejournal.com]

thats the best! i can totally see them do that too...

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

Two tall, strong, very hot men, three sheets to the wind, ski masks drawn over their faces, busting into Orlando's room with a blindfold and rope, probably scaring him half to death as they drag his kicking body, pale from fear, down the stairs.

...I'm sorry, I think I just broke my brain.

[bstem03.livejournal.com]

rotfl... that beats what i had pictured.. i see them with masks of orcs on, sneeking in, grbbing him, and runing out the door with his yellin and screaming..

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

LOL! Naw, Orli would have known something was up if they had. But that still would have been great.

Viggo: Hey, I have an idea! *hiccup* Let's go down to the set and raid the Uruk-Hai masks!
Sean: *giggle* You're the coolest, man.
Viggo: I bet you ten bucks he pees his pants when we break in *giggle* *hiccup* *slur*

[bstem03.livejournal.com]

maybe not.. he would hae been half asleep at the time.. rotfl.. its just toooooooooo funny

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

let's hope he---no, I can't let my brain go so far into the bad place. *giggle* *snerk*

[bstem03.livejournal.com]

r...o......t....f.....l.....

You two have killed me

[redscorner.livejournal.com]

I have laughed so hard that I am now dead. Carry on.

Re: You two have killed me

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*grabs crash cart and attempts to revive you with the magic paddles of lorien*

Live, damn it, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive! *grabs perfectly sculpted carter-hair in frustration*

Re: You two have killed me

[redscorner.livejournal.com]

*ROFLMAO*

*rolls over, coughs and sits up, revived and amazed.* Wha... what the...? Meep?