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ladyoflorien) wrote2003-01-03 05:06 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2003-01-03 05:06 pm
BWAAHAHAA.
OH. MY. GOD.
"If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else!?
....What would it look like?"
CLICK HERE NOW! YOU WONT REGRET IT, I SWEAR.
That is possibly THE funniest thing I have EVER IN MY LIFE seen.
My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isuldur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaaaaah
jack_loves_daniel: i
jack_loves_daniel: am reading
jack_loves_daniel: the funniest thing ever
mustang_girl14: just to let you know
jack_loves_daniel: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=7527f184756fe3ddaf1651bde402f3c9&threadid=138905&perpage=50&pagenumber=1
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaahahahaha!
jack_loves_daniel: LotR by George Orwell:
"I cannot read the fiery writing," said Frodo.
"There are few who can," replied Gandalf. "It is the language of Mordor, which I will not speak here. Translated into the common tongue, it reads:
'All rings of power are equal,
But some rings of power are more equal than others.'"
mustang_girl14: hey, I'm reading! Don't send me spoilers!
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: the person who does the douglas adams one doesn't quite have his style down
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: FRODO POTTER
mustang_girl14: dear god I LOVE Mark Twain
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaahahahahahaha hobbitwarts
jack_loves_daniel: -- Frodo Baggins and the One Ring by JK Rowling ("Frodo Baggins and the Knarliest Ring" in the USA)
mustang_girl14: He had a long white beard, a magical staff, and legs that youd like to eat on toast.
LMFAO
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, i know
jack_loves_daniel: dude, the irvine welsh one is DEAD ON
mustang_girl14: knarliest? dude, if you're gonna do california slang, do it RIGHT
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
mustang_girl14: LMFAO DANIELLE STEELE!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, I KNOW!
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: gabby
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: i
jack_loves_daniel: bought
mustang_girl14: what?
jack_loves_daniel: civ ii
mustang_girl14: oh no
jack_loves_daniel: and it
mustang_girl14: civ?
jack_loves_daniel: is the best game EVER
mustang_girl14: rotfl
mustang_girl14: I see
jack_loves_daniel: civilization
mustang_girl14:
jack_loves_daniel: it took me like tow hours to figure anything out
jack_loves_daniel: and then i acidentally turned on the cheats
mustang_girl14: lmfao tow hours! What ungodly hours!
jack_loves_daniel: but it's still FABULOUS
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, you know what i MEANT
jack_loves_daniel: dude
jack_loves_daniel: the cheat thing SUCKED
jack_loves_daniel: 'cause
jack_loves_daniel: i hadn't saved
jack_loves_daniel: and i'd been playing for like four hours
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!
mustang_girl14: OH
mustang_girl14: MY
mustang_girl14: GOD
mustang_girl14: DR SUESS!!!
jack_loves_daniel: so now i'm back to two hours before, when my civilization barely existed
mustang_girl14: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, yes
jack_loves_daniel: no!
jack_loves_daniel: due~!
jack_loves_daniel: er, dude!
jack_loves_daniel: have!
jack_loves_daniel: you!
jack_loves_daniel: seen!
mustang_girl14: lol
jack_loves_daniel: the!
mustang_girl14: what?
jack_loves_daniel: gene roddenbery!
jack_loves_daniel: one!
jack_loves_daniel: yet!
jack_loves_daniel: ?
mustang_girl14: not yet
mustang_girl14: "Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"
"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."
mustang_girl14: my stomach HURTS
jack_loves_daniel: oh, BWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE D&D ONE ROCKS LIKE BOB
mustang_girl14: my mother is SHOUTING AT ME
mustang_girl14: asking WHY I'm laughing so hard
mustang_girl14: I can't stop
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: ow
mustang_girl14: ow
mustang_girl14: ow
mustang_girl14: ow
jack_loves_daniel: a
mustang_girl14: *breathes*
jack_loves_daniel: f
jack_loves_daniel: k
mustang_girl14: Gandalf grinned the fierce grin of all men singed and driven back by flame. Fools of Tooks! he thought with an inward chuckle, as the smell of burnt foot-hair filled his nostrils, as welcome as the smell of a fresh-baked apple pie cooling on the sill.
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: M
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: CHORUS OF HOBBITS.
If you want to know who we are,
We are gentlemen of the Shire;
mustang_girl14: OH DEAR GOD
mustang_girl14: THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14:
mustang_girl14: Our attitude's bright and gay;
But we don't mean it that way, oh!
*exceptionally LOUD burst of laughter*
mustang_girl14: Oh god I'm crying
mustang_girl14:
mustang_girl14: OMGA ROTFLMFAO!!! LOTR BY CESIL!!!
mustang_girl14: LMFAO ANXIOUS IN HOBBITON
jack_loves_daniel: who the heck is cesil?
mustang_girl14: like a Dear Abby collumnist
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaahaha lewis carroll
mustang_girl14: No doubt you're hoping that the ring was finally put to bed in the flames of Mordor--lo those many years ago--but that's not certain. There are unsubstantiated rumors that the nursery rhyme from the Middle Ages "Ring around the Rosie" is about the destruction caused by Sam Gamgee's wife Rosie when entrusted with care of the ring while Sam was off fighting wiccans and environmentalists who had risen in the ruins of the witch kingdom Angmar.
L.M.G.D.F.A.O.
jack_loves_daniel: this
jack_loves_daniel: is so the best thing ever
mustang_girl14: I AGREE
mustang_girl14: I HAVE TO PRINT THIS
mustang_girl14: SO I'LL HAVE IT FOREVER AND EVER
mustang_girl14: AND NEVER LOSE IT
jack_loves_daniel: it's THREE PAGES
jack_loves_daniel: and each actual page
mustang_girl14: HOLY CRAP
jack_loves_daniel: is like TWENTY PAGES
mustang_girl14: HOLY CRAP
mustang_girl14: I'll do it at kinkos lol
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: get it bound
mustang_girl14: yeah
mustang_girl14: hehe
mustang_girl14: omga, doc smith
jack_loves_daniel: OH MY GOD SOMEONE DID IT AS TYCHO
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: :: DIES DIES DIES ::
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: So I put the thing on, and I'm (like) invisible. I'm not, as anyone around here will tell you, in the business of wearing jewelry, but damn, this little gold ring kicks more @ss than anyone should rightly possess.
--Tycho Brahe (www.penny-arcade.com)
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: R
jack_loves_daniel: O
jack_loves_daniel: F
jack_loves_daniel: L
jack_loves_daniel: M
jack_loves_daniel: A
jack_loves_daniel: O
jack_loves_daniel: PIERS ANTHONY
mustang_girl14: uh oh
jack_loves_daniel: OH MY GOD
mustang_girl14: lol yes
jack_loves_daniel: IT'S THE BEST THING EVER
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: so someone DID attempt it, then? Hehe
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, yes
jack_loves_daniel: and they totally got his style
jack_loves_daniel: sucktacular, sucktacular, man
jack_loves_daniel: i love it
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: the chicken crossing the road by JRR Tolkien heh
jack_loves_daniel: OH
jack_loves_daniel: MY
jack_loves_daniel: FARKIN'
jack_loves_daniel: GOD
jack_loves_daniel: My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isuldur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
jack_loves_daniel: bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
mustang_girl14: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
mustang_girl14: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mustang_girl14: THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!
mustang_girl14: I'M MAKING AN ICON, MAN!
mustang_girl14: I SWEAR TO GOD
jack_loves_daniel: AND, ROFL, SOMEONE DID A CLEVELAND ROCKS
jack_loves_daniel: All the hobbit folk living down on the Row going:
Bilbo rocks!
Gandalf rocks!
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: THIS IS THE BEST DAMNED THING EVER!!!!
mustang_girl14: LOL LOTR Z
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, hans christian anderson
mustang_girl14: OH dear god
mustang_girl14: I'm going to explode from laughter
mustang_girl14: OMG "My name is Baggins. Frodo Baggins. 00Hobbit, license to quest."
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: The King James Version
1 And the Five went unto Rivendell, which is called Imladris by the Elves.
2 And with Frodo were Meriadoc, and Peregrin, and Aragorn son of Arathorn, and the Gardener Whom Frodo Loved.
mustang_girl14: can't... stop... laughing....
jack_loves_daniel: 'the gardener whom frodo loved'
jack_loves_daniel: best thing EVER
mustang_girl14: pissing... mom... off....
jack_loves_daniel: i need an icon of that
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: I'm crying again
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaahaha
jack_loves_daniel: I'd love to do a Stephen King version of the end of Return of the King, but taking the potential profanity out would shorten to to about four sentences.
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: holy
jack_loves_daniel: friggin'
jack_loves_daniel: bwahaha
jack_loves_daniel: ogden nash
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaahahahahaha
mustang_girl14: *can't stop laughing*
mustang_girl14: my mom just said "Nothing can possibly be THAT funny"
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, yes it can'
jack_loves_daniel: i just SNORTED when i read that she said that
mustang_girl14: LOL
mustang_girl14: yeah, she keeps giving me LOOKS
mustang_girl14: though I read the Princess Bride one to her, and she did laugh
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: LOTR by Dave Barry:
"Once upon a time, there was a hobbit named (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) Frodo Baggins. He lived in Middle-Earth, where people spent a lot of time drinking ale and smoking some kind of strange weed in a pipe, which is undoubtedly why his parents gave him a name like "Frodo." ("Hey, babe, pass the bong, and turn up the Iron Butterfly... oh, and let's name the kid Frodo." "PFFFFFFFFT! Sure, sweetie... and do we have any more Doritos?").
jack_loves_daniel: dude, i lied, there's at least four pages
jack_loves_daniel: and possibly more
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: I will ride this wave till it DIES
mustang_girl14: I swear. Every hour I'll be looking
mustang_girl14: When wealth is shared, you have less wealth. Knowledge is different. When knowledge is shared, there is just more knowledge.
Dr Jonathan Sachs
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!
mustang_girl14: Oh god, a movie. Should I click?
mustang_girl14: it wont LOAD
jack_loves_daniel: i didn't try it
mustang_girl14: someone commented that it was the best thing ever
mustang_girl14: so I want to seeeeeee
mustang_girl14: o/` Wraith-wraithery, wraith-wraithery, wraith-wraith-eree,
A Nazgul's as nasty as nasty can be.
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: M
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
jack_loves_daniel: ROFLMAO, I KNOW!
jack_loves_daniel: I WAS THIS CLOSE TO SENDING YOU THAT ONE
mustang_girl14: LOLOLOL
mustang_girl14: OH I'M IN PAIN FROM LAUGHING
mustang_girl14: my mom is SCREAMING
mustang_girl14: "oh GEEZE!"
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
jack_loves_daniel: OHOHOH
jack_loves_daniel: GABBY
jack_loves_daniel: TVLAND
mustang_girl14: TEARS
jack_loves_daniel: IS GOING TO BE SHOWING
mustang_girl14: OH DEAR GOD
jack_loves_daniel: MACGYVER
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: REALLY?
mustang_girl14: SCORE ME!
mustang_girl14: *jumps RDA before going back to screaming with laughter*
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: o/` Oooh...taurelilomeatumbalemornatumbaletaurealomeanor,
if you say it too slow then you won't make it to dinner.
mustang_girl14: I SWEAR TO GOD MY HEAD IS GOING TO IMPLODE
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: okay
jack_loves_daniel: so
jack_loves_daniel: starting monday on tvland
mustang_girl14: That
mustang_girl14: is
jack_loves_daniel: at one
jack_loves_daniel: macgyver is on
mustang_girl14: SO GOING IN MY AIM info
jack_loves_daniel: yayayayayayayayayaya jackjackjack
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: Oh my god
mustang_girl14: this movie?
mustang_girl14: best. thing. EVER.
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, i'll have to watch it later
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, someone did horoscopes
mustang_girl14: Oh my god sarah
mustang_girl14: you HAVE to watch that movie
mustang_girl14: it's the BEST THING EVER
mustang_girl14: I SWEAR
mustang_girl14: People were always asking me, did I know Gollum.
"AAAIEEE!"
With a crazed and deformed Stoor clenching his jaw on your finger, you only speak in vowels.
mustang_girl14: LOL
mustang_girl14: LotR by Dave Barry:
At the end of the Council of Elrond, everyone concluded that 'Shards of Narsil' would be a great name for a band.
LMFAO
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO I FOUND GENE RODDENBERRY FINALLY!
mustang_girl14: RING MESSIAH BWAAAAAAAH
mustang_girl14: Galdalf lives!
mustang_girl14: it's icon time
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: dude
jack_loves_daniel: there;s one
jack_loves_daniel: bwahahahahaha
jack_loves_daniel: that's george lucas
jack_loves_daniel: and
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: the balrog
jack_loves_daniel: is gandalf's FATHER
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: ROFLMAO AARON SORKIN
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: it
jack_loves_daniel: is
jack_loves_daniel: quite possiblt
jack_loves_daniel: er, possibly
jack_loves_daniel: the BEST THING EVER
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: you haven't seen the movie yet
mustang_girl14: what page are you on?
jack_loves_daniel: Lord of The Rings
by Aaron Sorkin
ELROND: The ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor.
BOROMIR: We can't use it ourselves?
GANDALF: No, the power of the ring corrupts all.
BOROMIR: Yes, but I thought maybe we could use it ourselves... you know, to defeat Sauron.
GANDALF: We can't use the ring ourselves.
BOROMIR: So your saying we can't use it ourselves.
GANDALF: No, we can't use it ourselves.
BOROMIR: Because it would be really cool if we could use it ourselves.
GANDALF: Boromir....
BOROMIR: I know, we can't use it ourselves, but if we COULD....
GANDALF: Which we can't....
BOROMIR: But if we COULD... it would be neat.
GANDALF: But we can't.
jack_loves_daniel: BOROMIR: I'm just saying that I think we should use it ourselves... if you say we can't, fine.
GANDALF: We can't.
BOROMIR: Fine.
mustang_girl14: I'd do LotR by Stephen Donaldson, but I can't decide who Frodo would rape.
OMG LMFAO
jack_loves_daniel: i'm on 4
jack_loves_daniel: doobie doooobie afk
mustang_girl14: rotflmfao
mustang_girl14: Thomas Hardy
--Insert reams of thick prose and endless paragraphs here---
And Frodo never got in to Christminster and all his children died in difficult circumstances.
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: Charles Dickens, paid by the word, A Tale of Two Towers
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!
mustang_girl14: See Frodo run,
Run Frodo run.
See Sauron search,
Gollum and Frodo are playing,
Oops, Gollum dropped the ring in Mount Doom.
Now Sauron will have to find another ring.
-- See Frodo Run
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: M
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: K
mustang_girl14: er L
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, i know
jack_loves_daniel: dude
jack_loves_daniel: my yahoo is wacky
jack_loves_daniel: hi
mustang_girl14: ..hi
mustang_girl14: my computer just said "HEY B-A-YA-BABY!"
jack_loves_daniel: 'so what's it like being a mercenary? it sounds like it be a really tough job! i guess it'd allow you to travel a lot, which is kinda nice, but it's not as if the locals would be happy to see you when you've arrived and i suppose that killing people's a very stressful way to make a living'
jack_loves_daniel: i love trance
jack_loves_daniel: that is all
jack_loves_daniel: i hear that every time my computer goes wonky
mustang_girl14: lolol
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: there's a choose your own adventure one that ROCKS
jack_loves_daniel: where you keep dying at bree
jack_loves_daniel: it's fabulous
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: I LOVE THOSE BOOKS
mustang_girl14: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH
mustang_girl14: geeze, Irvine Welsh is NICE. *delete*
jack_loves_daniel: "No Rings for you," cried the Soup Nazgul.
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: OMGA THAT IS THE COOLEST!!!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaahaha
jack_loves_daniel: OHMYGOD BWAHAHAHAHAH
jack_loves_daniel: FRODO'S GAME
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: BWAHAHAHAHA MY FAIR GAMGEE
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: Our narrative now concerns a Mister Frodo Baggins of Bag End, a bourgeois estate in H_____, The S____. What sort of man was he? We shall see shortly that he was not a man at all, but that sort of fellow of slight build and dirty feet and fingernail known in those times as a Hobbit. He had inhereted of a kindly relative a ring. This ring was worth at least 10 sous in the precious metal alone, but it was not the value of the thing that will concern us. It had a history, this pretty thing, and it began long before this Baggins walked the streets of H____.
[Insert 10 pages of backstory of the Ring, followed by 15 more of the political scenario that led to its creation, and 5 of the battle tactics employed at The Battle of Dagorlad]
Let us return--as we now must--to that small place away
jack_loves_daniel: from such great things where this ring found itself....
--Victor Hugo's LoTR
mustang_girl14: lolol
jack_loves_daniel: OH
jack_loves_daniel: MY CRIPES
jack_loves_daniel: FLOWERS FOR SMEAGOL
mustang_girl14: SHUT UP SO I CAN READ
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: :: DIES DIES DIES ::
mustang_girl14: I don't get it.
jack_loves_daniel: flowers for algernon!
mustang_girl14: ...ok?
jack_loves_daniel: fabulous book
jack_loves_daniel: there was a movie, charlie, i think it was called
jack_loves_daniel: but the book is fabulous
jack_loves_daniel: and!
mustang_girl14: ...ok?
jack_loves_daniel: i haev the short story of it, too!
jack_loves_daniel: 'cause the guy who wrote it!
jack_loves_daniel: wrote it first as a short story!
mustang_girl14: Sarah, I am going to shoot you
jack_loves_daniel: and then expanded it into a book!
jack_loves_daniel: and in one of my random, old as frell, books o short stories!
jack_loves_daniel: i have it!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: 'i'm going to shoot you now'
mustang_girl14: yes I am
mustang_girl14: instead I muted you so I could concentrate on the one post I've been TRYING to read for the last 15 minutes
mustang_girl14: nothing bugs me more when I read a line more than twice
mustang_girl14: James Joyce
Old man willow, whistling like a tea pot, shining like a star, oh so brilliant in the dreaming and smoke and by the river, Goldberry's river, dancing like a vision, Bombadil, Bombadil, Bombadillo. Rock of ages, young and ageless, naked before my eyes like Rivendell Rock, sweet and hard and trusting....
rotfl
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaaaa, mercedes lackey!
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: "A balrog!" Gandalf rasped. "I might have known!"
Pippin hauled out his well-worn copy of the Monstrous Manual, while Merry peeked over his shoulder. "I don't see 'Balrog' listed in the index anywhere."
BWAAAAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, YES YES YES
jack_loves_daniel: I LOVE THAT ONE
mustang_girl14: that ROCKS
mustang_girl14: Ooo end of page one
mustang_girl14: FINALLY
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, and i thought i was doing bad on page five
mustang_girl14: *waits for 2 to load*
jack_loves_daniel: there's FOURTEEN PAGES
mustang_girl14: WHAT?
mustang_girl14: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: *dies*
jack_loves_daniel: yeah, at the top it says 'Pages (14)'
mustang_girl14: Hey, I found the choose your own adventure one! Heeee
jack_loves_daniel: no, it's a different one
jack_loves_daniel: the first one's not as good
mustang_girl14: hmmm yeah
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaaa, someone did ender baggins
mustang_girl14: Shaw Brothers/Kung-fu theater style!!!! LMFAO
mustang_girl14: [Gimli and Legolas finished off the last Orc with dual sidekicks to either side of the Orc's neck.]
Gimli and Legolas: (Simultaneously) That's six! Still tied!
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: M
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: Balrog/Chief Abbot: Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa!
Balrog/Chief Abbot: That's right! The book of the five fiery fists. And I've finally mastered it too.
Frodo: Why, you!
[Frodo has flash-back of quick cut scenes showing the murder of his parents.]
Frodo: You must pay!
mustang_girl14: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!
jack_loves_daniel: dude, no, best thing eveer
jack_loves_daniel: FRODO JONES' DIARY
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
mustang_girl14: [And with that, Gandalf slams his foot down on the bridge, sending them both into the abyss.]
Frodo: Maaaaassssttteeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: "You're turning me into a tree," he said.
"Yes," I replied. "That's Ent attainment."
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: lmfao, lord of the futon
mustang_girl14: I finally saw Frodo, pipe in hand. I wondered if the weed was Cuban, smuggled into this country by Elian Gonzales's cabin mates.
LOL
mustang_girl14: Yet let one of these pubic-footed Under the Rainbow extras out of the Shire, and he somehow steals the most powerful weapon in the known world and brings it back. It's the equivalent of letting your canary fly out of the cage for a few minutes and having her return with a fully-armed Russian tactical nuke.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: Oh god. 'Or how about Mickey Spillane's "I, the Ringwraith" ?
Oh, and I am SO amused by this...
ErinMagicRedhead: I have a question for you...
ErinMagicRedhead signed off at 4:33:08 PM.
Bwaaaaaaaah.
"If LotR Had Been Written By Someone Else!?
....What would it look like?"
CLICK HERE NOW! YOU WONT REGRET IT, I SWEAR.
That is possibly THE funniest thing I have EVER IN MY LIFE seen.
My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isuldur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaaaaah
jack_loves_daniel: i
jack_loves_daniel: am reading
jack_loves_daniel: the funniest thing ever
mustang_girl14: just to let you know
jack_loves_daniel: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=7527f184756fe3ddaf1651bde402f3c9&threadid=138905&perpage=50&pagenumber=1
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaahahahaha!
jack_loves_daniel: LotR by George Orwell:
"I cannot read the fiery writing," said Frodo.
"There are few who can," replied Gandalf. "It is the language of Mordor, which I will not speak here. Translated into the common tongue, it reads:
'All rings of power are equal,
But some rings of power are more equal than others.'"
mustang_girl14: hey, I'm reading! Don't send me spoilers!
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: the person who does the douglas adams one doesn't quite have his style down
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: FRODO POTTER
mustang_girl14: dear god I LOVE Mark Twain
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaahahahahahaha hobbitwarts
jack_loves_daniel: -- Frodo Baggins and the One Ring by JK Rowling ("Frodo Baggins and the Knarliest Ring" in the USA)
mustang_girl14: He had a long white beard, a magical staff, and legs that youd like to eat on toast.
LMFAO
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, i know
jack_loves_daniel: dude, the irvine welsh one is DEAD ON
mustang_girl14: knarliest? dude, if you're gonna do california slang, do it RIGHT
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
mustang_girl14: LMFAO DANIELLE STEELE!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, I KNOW!
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: gabby
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: oh
jack_loves_daniel: i
jack_loves_daniel: bought
mustang_girl14: what?
jack_loves_daniel: civ ii
mustang_girl14: oh no
jack_loves_daniel: and it
mustang_girl14: civ?
jack_loves_daniel: is the best game EVER
mustang_girl14: rotfl
mustang_girl14: I see
jack_loves_daniel: civilization
mustang_girl14:
jack_loves_daniel: it took me like tow hours to figure anything out
jack_loves_daniel: and then i acidentally turned on the cheats
mustang_girl14: lmfao tow hours! What ungodly hours!
jack_loves_daniel: but it's still FABULOUS
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, you know what i MEANT
jack_loves_daniel: dude
jack_loves_daniel: the cheat thing SUCKED
jack_loves_daniel: 'cause
jack_loves_daniel: i hadn't saved
jack_loves_daniel: and i'd been playing for like four hours
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!
mustang_girl14: OH
mustang_girl14: MY
mustang_girl14: GOD
mustang_girl14: DR SUESS!!!
jack_loves_daniel: so now i'm back to two hours before, when my civilization barely existed
mustang_girl14: BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, yes
jack_loves_daniel: no!
jack_loves_daniel: due~!
jack_loves_daniel: er, dude!
jack_loves_daniel: have!
jack_loves_daniel: you!
jack_loves_daniel: seen!
mustang_girl14: lol
jack_loves_daniel: the!
mustang_girl14: what?
jack_loves_daniel: gene roddenbery!
jack_loves_daniel: one!
jack_loves_daniel: yet!
jack_loves_daniel: ?
mustang_girl14: not yet
mustang_girl14: "Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"
"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."
mustang_girl14: my stomach HURTS
jack_loves_daniel: oh, BWWWWWWWWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE D&D ONE ROCKS LIKE BOB
mustang_girl14: my mother is SHOUTING AT ME
mustang_girl14: asking WHY I'm laughing so hard
mustang_girl14: I can't stop
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: ow
mustang_girl14: ow
mustang_girl14: ow
mustang_girl14: ow
jack_loves_daniel: a
mustang_girl14: *breathes*
jack_loves_daniel: f
jack_loves_daniel: k
mustang_girl14: Gandalf grinned the fierce grin of all men singed and driven back by flame. Fools of Tooks! he thought with an inward chuckle, as the smell of burnt foot-hair filled his nostrils, as welcome as the smell of a fresh-baked apple pie cooling on the sill.
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mustang_girl14: M
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: CHORUS OF HOBBITS.
If you want to know who we are,
We are gentlemen of the Shire;
mustang_girl14: OH DEAR GOD
mustang_girl14: THE PAIN!!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14:
mustang_girl14: Our attitude's bright and gay;
But we don't mean it that way, oh!
*exceptionally LOUD burst of laughter*
mustang_girl14: Oh god I'm crying
mustang_girl14:
mustang_girl14: OMGA ROTFLMFAO!!! LOTR BY CESIL!!!
mustang_girl14: LMFAO ANXIOUS IN HOBBITON
jack_loves_daniel: who the heck is cesil?
mustang_girl14: like a Dear Abby collumnist
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaahaha lewis carroll
mustang_girl14: No doubt you're hoping that the ring was finally put to bed in the flames of Mordor--lo those many years ago--but that's not certain. There are unsubstantiated rumors that the nursery rhyme from the Middle Ages "Ring around the Rosie" is about the destruction caused by Sam Gamgee's wife Rosie when entrusted with care of the ring while Sam was off fighting wiccans and environmentalists who had risen in the ruins of the witch kingdom Angmar.
L.M.G.D.F.A.O.
jack_loves_daniel: this
jack_loves_daniel: is so the best thing ever
mustang_girl14: I AGREE
mustang_girl14: I HAVE TO PRINT THIS
mustang_girl14: SO I'LL HAVE IT FOREVER AND EVER
mustang_girl14: AND NEVER LOSE IT
jack_loves_daniel: it's THREE PAGES
jack_loves_daniel: and each actual page
mustang_girl14: HOLY CRAP
jack_loves_daniel: is like TWENTY PAGES
mustang_girl14: HOLY CRAP
mustang_girl14: I'll do it at kinkos lol
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: get it bound
mustang_girl14: yeah
mustang_girl14: hehe
mustang_girl14: omga, doc smith
jack_loves_daniel: OH MY GOD SOMEONE DID IT AS TYCHO
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: :: DIES DIES DIES ::
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: So I put the thing on, and I'm (like) invisible. I'm not, as anyone around here will tell you, in the business of wearing jewelry, but damn, this little gold ring kicks more @ss than anyone should rightly possess.
--Tycho Brahe (www.penny-arcade.com)
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: R
jack_loves_daniel: O
jack_loves_daniel: F
jack_loves_daniel: L
jack_loves_daniel: M
jack_loves_daniel: A
jack_loves_daniel: O
jack_loves_daniel: PIERS ANTHONY
mustang_girl14: uh oh
jack_loves_daniel: OH MY GOD
mustang_girl14: lol yes
jack_loves_daniel: IT'S THE BEST THING EVER
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: so someone DID attempt it, then? Hehe
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, yes
jack_loves_daniel: and they totally got his style
jack_loves_daniel: sucktacular, sucktacular, man
jack_loves_daniel: i love it
mustang_girl14: lolol
mustang_girl14: the chicken crossing the road by JRR Tolkien heh
jack_loves_daniel: OH
jack_loves_daniel: MY
jack_loves_daniel: FARKIN'
jack_loves_daniel: GOD
jack_loves_daniel: My name is Aragorn, son of Arathorn, heir of Isuldur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
jack_loves_daniel: bwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
mustang_girl14: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS
mustang_girl14: BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
mustang_girl14: THAT'S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!
mustang_girl14: I'M MAKING AN ICON, MAN!
mustang_girl14: I SWEAR TO GOD
jack_loves_daniel: AND, ROFL, SOMEONE DID A CLEVELAND ROCKS
jack_loves_daniel: All the hobbit folk living down on the Row going:
Bilbo rocks!
Gandalf rocks!
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: THIS IS THE BEST DAMNED THING EVER!!!!
mustang_girl14: LOL LOTR Z
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, hans christian anderson
mustang_girl14: OH dear god
mustang_girl14: I'm going to explode from laughter
mustang_girl14: OMG "My name is Baggins. Frodo Baggins. 00Hobbit, license to quest."
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: The King James Version
1 And the Five went unto Rivendell, which is called Imladris by the Elves.
2 And with Frodo were Meriadoc, and Peregrin, and Aragorn son of Arathorn, and the Gardener Whom Frodo Loved.
mustang_girl14: can't... stop... laughing....
jack_loves_daniel: 'the gardener whom frodo loved'
jack_loves_daniel: best thing EVER
mustang_girl14: pissing... mom... off....
jack_loves_daniel: i need an icon of that
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: I'm crying again
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaahaha
jack_loves_daniel: I'd love to do a Stephen King version of the end of Return of the King, but taking the potential profanity out would shorten to to about four sentences.
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: holy
jack_loves_daniel: friggin'
jack_loves_daniel: bwahaha
jack_loves_daniel: ogden nash
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaahahahahaha
mustang_girl14: *can't stop laughing*
mustang_girl14: my mom just said "Nothing can possibly be THAT funny"
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, yes it can'
jack_loves_daniel: i just SNORTED when i read that she said that
mustang_girl14: LOL
mustang_girl14: yeah, she keeps giving me LOOKS
mustang_girl14: though I read the Princess Bride one to her, and she did laugh
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: LOTR by Dave Barry:
"Once upon a time, there was a hobbit named (I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP!) Frodo Baggins. He lived in Middle-Earth, where people spent a lot of time drinking ale and smoking some kind of strange weed in a pipe, which is undoubtedly why his parents gave him a name like "Frodo." ("Hey, babe, pass the bong, and turn up the Iron Butterfly... oh, and let's name the kid Frodo." "PFFFFFFFFT! Sure, sweetie... and do we have any more Doritos?").
jack_loves_daniel: dude, i lied, there's at least four pages
jack_loves_daniel: and possibly more
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: I will ride this wave till it DIES
mustang_girl14: I swear. Every hour I'll be looking
mustang_girl14: When wealth is shared, you have less wealth. Knowledge is different. When knowledge is shared, there is just more knowledge.
Dr Jonathan Sachs
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!
mustang_girl14: Oh god, a movie. Should I click?
mustang_girl14: it wont LOAD
jack_loves_daniel: i didn't try it
mustang_girl14: someone commented that it was the best thing ever
mustang_girl14: so I want to seeeeeee
mustang_girl14: o/` Wraith-wraithery, wraith-wraithery, wraith-wraith-eree,
A Nazgul's as nasty as nasty can be.
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: L
mustang_girl14: M
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
jack_loves_daniel: ROFLMAO, I KNOW!
jack_loves_daniel: I WAS THIS CLOSE TO SENDING YOU THAT ONE
mustang_girl14: LOLOLOL
mustang_girl14: OH I'M IN PAIN FROM LAUGHING
mustang_girl14: my mom is SCREAMING
mustang_girl14: "oh GEEZE!"
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER
jack_loves_daniel: OHOHOH
jack_loves_daniel: GABBY
jack_loves_daniel: TVLAND
mustang_girl14: TEARS
jack_loves_daniel: IS GOING TO BE SHOWING
mustang_girl14: OH DEAR GOD
jack_loves_daniel: MACGYVER
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: REALLY?
mustang_girl14: SCORE ME!
mustang_girl14: *jumps RDA before going back to screaming with laughter*
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: o/` Oooh...taurelilomeatumbalemornatumbaletaurealomeanor,
if you say it too slow then you won't make it to dinner.
mustang_girl14: I SWEAR TO GOD MY HEAD IS GOING TO IMPLODE
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: okay
jack_loves_daniel: so
jack_loves_daniel: starting monday on tvland
mustang_girl14: That
mustang_girl14: is
jack_loves_daniel: at one
jack_loves_daniel: macgyver is on
mustang_girl14: SO GOING IN MY AIM info
jack_loves_daniel: yayayayayayayayayaya jackjackjack
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: Oh my god
mustang_girl14: this movie?
mustang_girl14: best. thing. EVER.
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, i'll have to watch it later
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, someone did horoscopes
mustang_girl14: Oh my god sarah
mustang_girl14: you HAVE to watch that movie
mustang_girl14: it's the BEST THING EVER
mustang_girl14: I SWEAR
mustang_girl14: People were always asking me, did I know Gollum.
"AAAIEEE!"
With a crazed and deformed Stoor clenching his jaw on your finger, you only speak in vowels.
mustang_girl14: LOL
mustang_girl14: LotR by Dave Barry:
At the end of the Council of Elrond, everyone concluded that 'Shards of Narsil' would be a great name for a band.
LMFAO
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO I FOUND GENE RODDENBERRY FINALLY!
mustang_girl14: RING MESSIAH BWAAAAAAAH
mustang_girl14: Galdalf lives!
mustang_girl14: it's icon time
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: dude
jack_loves_daniel: there;s one
jack_loves_daniel: bwahahahahaha
jack_loves_daniel: that's george lucas
jack_loves_daniel: and
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: the balrog
jack_loves_daniel: is gandalf's FATHER
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: ROFLMAO AARON SORKIN
mustang_girl14: LOL
jack_loves_daniel: it
jack_loves_daniel: is
jack_loves_daniel: quite possiblt
jack_loves_daniel: er, possibly
jack_loves_daniel: the BEST THING EVER
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: you haven't seen the movie yet
mustang_girl14: what page are you on?
jack_loves_daniel: Lord of The Rings
by Aaron Sorkin
ELROND: The ring can only be destroyed in the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor.
BOROMIR: We can't use it ourselves?
GANDALF: No, the power of the ring corrupts all.
BOROMIR: Yes, but I thought maybe we could use it ourselves... you know, to defeat Sauron.
GANDALF: We can't use the ring ourselves.
BOROMIR: So your saying we can't use it ourselves.
GANDALF: No, we can't use it ourselves.
BOROMIR: Because it would be really cool if we could use it ourselves.
GANDALF: Boromir....
BOROMIR: I know, we can't use it ourselves, but if we COULD....
GANDALF: Which we can't....
BOROMIR: But if we COULD... it would be neat.
GANDALF: But we can't.
jack_loves_daniel: BOROMIR: I'm just saying that I think we should use it ourselves... if you say we can't, fine.
GANDALF: We can't.
BOROMIR: Fine.
mustang_girl14: I'd do LotR by Stephen Donaldson, but I can't decide who Frodo would rape.
OMG LMFAO
jack_loves_daniel: i'm on 4
jack_loves_daniel: doobie doooobie afk
mustang_girl14: rotflmfao
mustang_girl14: Thomas Hardy
--Insert reams of thick prose and endless paragraphs here---
And Frodo never got in to Christminster and all his children died in difficult circumstances.
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: Charles Dickens, paid by the word, A Tale of Two Towers
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!
mustang_girl14: See Frodo run,
Run Frodo run.
See Sauron search,
Gollum and Frodo are playing,
Oops, Gollum dropped the ring in Mount Doom.
Now Sauron will have to find another ring.
-- See Frodo Run
mustang_girl14: L
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mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: R
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: T
mustang_girl14: F
mustang_girl14: K
mustang_girl14: er L
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, i know
jack_loves_daniel: dude
jack_loves_daniel: my yahoo is wacky
jack_loves_daniel: hi
mustang_girl14: ..hi
mustang_girl14: my computer just said "HEY B-A-YA-BABY!"
jack_loves_daniel: 'so what's it like being a mercenary? it sounds like it be a really tough job! i guess it'd allow you to travel a lot, which is kinda nice, but it's not as if the locals would be happy to see you when you've arrived and i suppose that killing people's a very stressful way to make a living'
jack_loves_daniel: i love trance
jack_loves_daniel: that is all
jack_loves_daniel: i hear that every time my computer goes wonky
mustang_girl14: lolol
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: there's a choose your own adventure one that ROCKS
jack_loves_daniel: where you keep dying at bree
jack_loves_daniel: it's fabulous
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
mustang_girl14: I LOVE THOSE BOOKS
mustang_girl14: BWAAAAAAAAAAAH
mustang_girl14: geeze, Irvine Welsh is NICE. *delete*
jack_loves_daniel: "No Rings for you," cried the Soup Nazgul.
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: OMGA THAT IS THE COOLEST!!!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaahaha
jack_loves_daniel: OHMYGOD BWAHAHAHAHAH
jack_loves_daniel: FRODO'S GAME
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: BWAHAHAHAHA MY FAIR GAMGEE
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: Our narrative now concerns a Mister Frodo Baggins of Bag End, a bourgeois estate in H_____, The S____. What sort of man was he? We shall see shortly that he was not a man at all, but that sort of fellow of slight build and dirty feet and fingernail known in those times as a Hobbit. He had inhereted of a kindly relative a ring. This ring was worth at least 10 sous in the precious metal alone, but it was not the value of the thing that will concern us. It had a history, this pretty thing, and it began long before this Baggins walked the streets of H____.
[Insert 10 pages of backstory of the Ring, followed by 15 more of the political scenario that led to its creation, and 5 of the battle tactics employed at The Battle of Dagorlad]
Let us return--as we now must--to that small place away
jack_loves_daniel: from such great things where this ring found itself....
--Victor Hugo's LoTR
mustang_girl14: lolol
jack_loves_daniel: OH
jack_loves_daniel: MY CRIPES
jack_loves_daniel: FLOWERS FOR SMEAGOL
mustang_girl14: SHUT UP SO I CAN READ
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: :: DIES DIES DIES ::
mustang_girl14: I don't get it.
jack_loves_daniel: flowers for algernon!
mustang_girl14: ...ok?
jack_loves_daniel: fabulous book
jack_loves_daniel: there was a movie, charlie, i think it was called
jack_loves_daniel: but the book is fabulous
jack_loves_daniel: and!
mustang_girl14: ...ok?
jack_loves_daniel: i haev the short story of it, too!
jack_loves_daniel: 'cause the guy who wrote it!
jack_loves_daniel: wrote it first as a short story!
mustang_girl14: Sarah, I am going to shoot you
jack_loves_daniel: and then expanded it into a book!
jack_loves_daniel: and in one of my random, old as frell, books o short stories!
jack_loves_daniel: i have it!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: 'i'm going to shoot you now'
mustang_girl14: yes I am
mustang_girl14: instead I muted you so I could concentrate on the one post I've been TRYING to read for the last 15 minutes
mustang_girl14: nothing bugs me more when I read a line more than twice
mustang_girl14: James Joyce
Old man willow, whistling like a tea pot, shining like a star, oh so brilliant in the dreaming and smoke and by the river, Goldberry's river, dancing like a vision, Bombadil, Bombadil, Bombadillo. Rock of ages, young and ageless, naked before my eyes like Rivendell Rock, sweet and hard and trusting....
rotfl
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaaaa, mercedes lackey!
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: "A balrog!" Gandalf rasped. "I might have known!"
Pippin hauled out his well-worn copy of the Monstrous Manual, while Merry peeked over his shoulder. "I don't see 'Balrog' listed in the index anywhere."
BWAAAAHAHAHA
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao, YES YES YES
jack_loves_daniel: I LOVE THAT ONE
mustang_girl14: that ROCKS
mustang_girl14: Ooo end of page one
mustang_girl14: FINALLY
jack_loves_daniel: rofl, and i thought i was doing bad on page five
mustang_girl14: *waits for 2 to load*
jack_loves_daniel: there's FOURTEEN PAGES
mustang_girl14: WHAT?
mustang_girl14: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: *dies*
jack_loves_daniel: yeah, at the top it says 'Pages (14)'
mustang_girl14: Hey, I found the choose your own adventure one! Heeee
jack_loves_daniel: no, it's a different one
jack_loves_daniel: the first one's not as good
mustang_girl14: hmmm yeah
jack_loves_daniel: bwaaaaaaaa, someone did ender baggins
mustang_girl14: Shaw Brothers/Kung-fu theater style!!!! LMFAO
mustang_girl14: [Gimli and Legolas finished off the last Orc with dual sidekicks to either side of the Orc's neck.]
Gimli and Legolas: (Simultaneously) That's six! Still tied!
mustang_girl14: R
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mustang_girl14: F
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mustang_girl14: A
mustang_girl14: O
mustang_girl14: Balrog/Chief Abbot: Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, haaaaaaa!
Balrog/Chief Abbot: That's right! The book of the five fiery fists. And I've finally mastered it too.
Frodo: Why, you!
[Frodo has flash-back of quick cut scenes showing the murder of his parents.]
Frodo: You must pay!
mustang_girl14: THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!!
jack_loves_daniel: dude, no, best thing eveer
jack_loves_daniel: FRODO JONES' DIARY
jack_loves_daniel: BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA
mustang_girl14: [And with that, Gandalf slams his foot down on the bridge, sending them both into the abyss.]
Frodo: Maaaaassssttteeeerrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: rofl
jack_loves_daniel: "You're turning me into a tree," he said.
"Yes," I replied. "That's Ent attainment."
mustang_girl14: lol
mustang_girl14: lmfao, lord of the futon
mustang_girl14: I finally saw Frodo, pipe in hand. I wondered if the weed was Cuban, smuggled into this country by Elian Gonzales's cabin mates.
LOL
mustang_girl14: Yet let one of these pubic-footed Under the Rainbow extras out of the Shire, and he somehow steals the most powerful weapon in the known world and brings it back. It's the equivalent of letting your canary fly out of the cage for a few minutes and having her return with a fully-armed Russian tactical nuke.
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
mustang_girl14: Oh god. 'Or how about Mickey Spillane's "I, the Ringwraith" ?
Oh, and I am SO amused by this...
ErinMagicRedhead: I have a question for you...
ErinMagicRedhead signed off at 4:33:08 PM.
Bwaaaaaaaah.