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ladyoflorien) wrote2003-01-03 11:14 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2003-01-03 11:14 pm
Quotes rock my world
Looking right at his friend, Dom, [Billy] adds "Tolkien did say Merry was the gayest of all hobbits."
Dom shrugs, "Some people think I'm called Mary."
"But do you have a little lamb?" ribs Billy.
Bwaaahaha!
So are the hobbits gay?
"Sure, why not?" quips the hunky hobbit Dominic Monaghan, 26. "We did everything together. We even showered together," indicating his co-hobbit, the impish Scottish comedian Billy Boyd, 34.
"Oh! Why did you have to go and tell them that?" moans Boyd, (Pippin) putting his head in his heads. "We did once, but I like to keep to try to keep it in the back of my mind."
The muscular Monaghan continues, "I think there's a nice kind of loving, close friendship that goes on, a kind of unconditional love between the hobbits. But I think it's their hobbity nature. I think they are all like that. They are very caring and free and open with their emotions. As a sweeping generalization, it is something that you can associate with gay people."
ROTFL yet Awwww.
GypsyJr427: *snarls at article writer* Elijah's last name is not "Woods"
LordoLorien: lolol!
LordoLorien: Elijah Woods
LordoLorien: bwaaah
GypsyJr427: Elijah Woods... sounds like one of them upper-class housing developments. ;-)
LordoLorien: ROTFL it DOES!
LordoLorien: <--- is having way to much fun with most awesome message board of all time and photoshop
GypsyJr427: :-D
"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"
"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."
GypsyJr427: oyyy.. Lord of the Pants... LOL
LordoLorien: LOL hey, that's my joke
LordoLorien: lol
GypsyJr427: Legolas: "Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The pants must be destroyed!
LordoLorien: LOLOL
GypsyJr427: Sam: "Begging your pardon, sir! I ain't been dropping no pants!"
*facepalm* XD
See Frodo run,
Run Frodo run.
See Sauron search,
Gollum and Frodo are playing,
Oops, Gollum dropped the ring in Mount Doom.
Now Sauron will have to find another ring.
-- See Frodo Run
GypsyJr427: Frodo Cattins (8:09:00 PM): hahah talking about how they should quiz people on LotR before letting them into see TTT:
What is your quest? What is Your favorite colour? What is the Air speed of a Partially laden Dwarf?
GypsyJr427 (8:11:52 PM): BWAHAHAH
GypsyJr427 (8:11:58 PM): Afircan or European? ;>
LordoLorien: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LordoLorien: THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER
The Company listens silently as they hear the unmistakable sound.....of giggling. Yes, giggling. They shudder in horror. Viggo unsheathes his sword and heads towards the noises. He finds Billy, surrounded by Nazgirls in various stages of undress. They are giving him champagne and feeding him strawberries.
"Billy!" cries Viggo. "You are in extreme peril. I am here to save you."
"I can withstand this peril," replies Billy.
"No, no," says Viggo. "Too perilous!" Viggo sweeps the none-too-pleased Billy into his arms, and rides off.
"Nooooo! Ohhhhhh," groans Billy as Viggo rides off to rejoin the others at Rivendell.
You all must read the story linked above. My stomach hurts from laughing at the stupidity of it all. Monty Python and LOTR should never be crossed, for it makes me giddy and hyper.
"This wound is beyond my ability to heal. He needs Liv Tyler's medicine. This my friends, is a hickey of Mordor."
Dom shrugs, "Some people think I'm called Mary."
"But do you have a little lamb?" ribs Billy.
Bwaaahaha!
So are the hobbits gay?
"Sure, why not?" quips the hunky hobbit Dominic Monaghan, 26. "We did everything together. We even showered together," indicating his co-hobbit, the impish Scottish comedian Billy Boyd, 34.
"Oh! Why did you have to go and tell them that?" moans Boyd, (Pippin) putting his head in his heads. "We did once, but I like to keep to try to keep it in the back of my mind."
The muscular Monaghan continues, "I think there's a nice kind of loving, close friendship that goes on, a kind of unconditional love between the hobbits. But I think it's their hobbity nature. I think they are all like that. They are very caring and free and open with their emotions. As a sweeping generalization, it is something that you can associate with gay people."
ROTFL yet Awwww.
GypsyJr427: *snarls at article writer* Elijah's last name is not "Woods"
LordoLorien: lolol!
LordoLorien: Elijah Woods
LordoLorien: bwaaah
GypsyJr427: Elijah Woods... sounds like one of them upper-class housing developments. ;-)
LordoLorien: ROTFL it DOES!
LordoLorien: <--- is having way to much fun with most awesome message board of all time and photoshop
GypsyJr427: :-D
"Gandalf, Gandalf! Take the ring!
I am too small to carry this thing!"
"I can not, will not hold the One.
You have a slim chance, but I have none.
I will not take it on a boat,
I will not take it across a moat.
I cannot take it under Moria,
that's one thing I can't do for ya.
I would not bring it into Mordor,
I would not make it to the border."
GypsyJr427: oyyy.. Lord of the Pants... LOL
LordoLorien: LOL hey, that's my joke
LordoLorien: lol
GypsyJr427: Legolas: "Have you heard nothing Lord Elrond has said? The pants must be destroyed!
LordoLorien: LOLOL
GypsyJr427: Sam: "Begging your pardon, sir! I ain't been dropping no pants!"
*facepalm* XD
See Frodo run,
Run Frodo run.
See Sauron search,
Gollum and Frodo are playing,
Oops, Gollum dropped the ring in Mount Doom.
Now Sauron will have to find another ring.
-- See Frodo Run
GypsyJr427: Frodo Cattins (8:09:00 PM): hahah talking about how they should quiz people on LotR before letting them into see TTT:
What is your quest? What is Your favorite colour? What is the Air speed of a Partially laden Dwarf?
GypsyJr427 (8:11:52 PM): BWAHAHAH
GypsyJr427 (8:11:58 PM): Afircan or European? ;>
LordoLorien: ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LordoLorien: THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER
The Company listens silently as they hear the unmistakable sound.....of giggling. Yes, giggling. They shudder in horror. Viggo unsheathes his sword and heads towards the noises. He finds Billy, surrounded by Nazgirls in various stages of undress. They are giving him champagne and feeding him strawberries.
"Billy!" cries Viggo. "You are in extreme peril. I am here to save you."
"I can withstand this peril," replies Billy.
"No, no," says Viggo. "Too perilous!" Viggo sweeps the none-too-pleased Billy into his arms, and rides off.
"Nooooo! Ohhhhhh," groans Billy as Viggo rides off to rejoin the others at Rivendell.
You all must read the story linked above. My stomach hurts from laughing at the stupidity of it all. Monty Python and LOTR should never be crossed, for it makes me giddy and hyper.
"This wound is beyond my ability to heal. He needs Liv Tyler's medicine. This my friends, is a hickey of Mordor."
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Look! Pippin is joining in with Elijah and Orlando in the confusion/shock department! Heee.