ladyoflorien

Look what

bellebohemien sent me!

(comments from Belle's journal)

Me:
JACK LOVES SAM DARN IT!!!

*stabs everybody (except my belle sarah lol) and runs away*

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Sarah (

tis_true):
Daniel, biotch!

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Me:
SAM, YOU... YOU... YOU!!

THEYARESOINLOVE!

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Sarah:
Sam and Jack!
Don't live in a shack!
Or eat flapjacks!
Because Jack and Daniel are SOINLOVE!

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Me:
rotflmfao!!
NO! NO JACK AND DANIEL
SLEEPING IN FLANNEL
AND LIVING UNDER A PANNEL
BECAUSE JACK LOVES SAM!
SAM LOVES JACK!
THEY WILL FILL A SHACK
WITH TINY LITTLE GENIUS BRATS!
AND SHAG AND SHAG AND SHAG!

MUAAAAAAAH!

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Sarah:
JACK AND DANIEL!
WILL BUY A COCKER SPANIEL!
AND LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!
BECAUSE THEY ARE SOINLOVE!

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Me:
AFTER DOESN'T RHYME WITH DANIEL OR SPANIEL!
AND IT'S SO NOT TRUE
BECAUSE JACK AND SAM!
HAVE A FISH NAMED PAM!
WHO LIKES TO EAT HAM!
AND THEY WILL COOK SPAM!
AND HAVE A FAM!
AND MAKE YOU GO *BAM!*
BECAUSE JACK AND SAM ARE SOINLOVE!

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Sarah:
MY POEMS DON'T HAVE TO RHYME!
BECAUSE JACK AND DANIEL ARE IN LOVE!
THEY KNIT EACH OTHER GLOVES!
AND HAVE PET DOVES!
AND BELLS RING ABOVE!
BECAUSE THEY ARE SOINLOVE!

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Me:
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JACK AND DANIEL AREN'T IN LOVE!
AND I KNOW WHAT I SPEAK OF!
BECAUSE JACK LOVES SAM!
SAM LOVES JACK!
THEY WILL EAT BIG MACS!
AND RUB EACH OTHERS BACKS!
AND AFTER SEX RELAX!
BECAUSE THEY WILL BREED LIKE BUNNIES IN THEIR SHACK!
SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!SOINLOVE!

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Sarah:
JACK IN DANIEL ARE IN LOVE!
I TOLD YOU, THEY KNIT EACH OTHER GLOVES!
THEY BUY EACH OTHER CLOCKS!
AND TAKE ROMANTIC WALKS!
BECAUSE THEY ARE SOINLOVE, DAMMIT!
SHAG! SHAG! SHAG! SHAG! SHAG!

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Me:
I SPAT ON YOUR CLOCKS!
AND YOUR LUKEWARM WALKS!
WHERE NOBODY TALKS!
BECAUSE JACK WOULD RATHER DATE SPOCK!
THAN BE WITH DANIEL ON A WALK!
BUT JACK AND SPOCK WILL NEVER BE!
BECAUSE IF JACK IS TO LOVE SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME!
SAM IS THE ONE IT SHALL BE!
HE MAKES HER GO 'EEEEEEE!'
AND I HAVE TO PEE!
SO I'LL BRB!
SOINLOVE!

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Sarah: (

tis_true)
I love that icon. I love it SO MUCH. Everytime I look at it I get all squee-y, because they are SO about to kiss. Or, okay, if they're not going to kiss, Daniel is going to tenderly storke Jack's cheek and, just, eeeeee.

::melts::

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Me:
You are SO wrong. What is REALLY happening in that picture is Daniel is leaning in to tell Jack a secret.

Daniel: "Psst, Jack... I had no idea that Jaffa were so... cute."
Jack: "Yeah, but they *aren't* Lucy."
Daniel: *giggle*
Jack: "And they don't live in a shack and make awesome flap jacks and call me Mack. ...It's a nickname. After sex you know."
Daniel: "*blink* I take it things with Sam are.... good?"
Jack: *cheeky grin*

JACKANDSAMSOINLOVE!

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Sarah:
You, my dear, are EVIL.

Actually, I like the idea of Teal'c/Daniel. I've even read some. BUT. Jack/Daniel is my OTP, without a doubt. BECAUSE THEY ARE SOINLOVE!

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Me:
Don't you give me the snarky bob icon!

And! Since I need to make up for it from the last post!

JACK AND SAM!
WILL HAVE A FAM!
THAT ENDORSES SPAM!
AND THEY'LL BE RICH RICH RICH!
LIKE RICH E. RICH!
AND TEACH THEIR BOYS TO PITCH!
CAUSE THEY'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES FROM SHAGGING ALL THE TIME
BECAUSETHEYARESOINLOVE!!!
SOINLOVE!

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Bwaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha! Alas, the other poems are either lost (since Belle Sarah deletes all her posts! Pah!), or strewn all over the place (i.e.: mine and Sarah [tis_true]'s journal). But MAN, was this funny to read over.

Heh!