Dude...

[ladyoflorien]

I got this in my e-mail yesterday.

Subject: Chinese Horoscope

HAPPY NEW YEAR! THIS IS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE......Whatever you do, do NOT look ahead...

CHINESE HOROSCOPE
THE YEAR OF THE IRON DRAGON, WISHING YOU PROSPERITY AND GOOD FORTUNE.
CHINESE NEW YEAR FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS - DO NOT CHEAT OR IT WON'T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN'T
TAKE 3 MINUTES AND TRY THIS IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT
THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS SAID HER WISH CAME TRUE 10 MINUTES AFTER THEY READ
THE EMAIL. BUT NO CHEATING !!!!
THIS GAME HAS A FUNNY / CREEPY OUTCOME
DON'T READ AHEAD JUST DO IT
IT TAKES ABOUT 3 MINUTES - WORTH A TRY

FIRST GET PEN AND PAPER
WHEN YOU FINALLY CHOOSE NAMES, MAKE SURE IT'S PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY KNOW,
AND GO WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS !!!!!

SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME - DON'T READ AHEAD OR YOU'LL RUIN THE FUN


1. FIRST, WRITE NUMBERS 1 THROUGH 11 IN A COLUMN

2. THEN, BESIDE THE NUMBERS 1 AND 2, WRITE DOWN ANY 2 NUMBERS YOU WANT

3. BESIDE THE #'S 3 AND 7, WRITE DOWN THE NAMES OF MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

DON'T LOOK AHEAD OR IT WON'T TURN OUT RIGHT

4. WRITE ANYONE'S NAME (LIKE FRIENDS OR FAMILY.....) IN THE 4TH, 5TH, AND 6TH SPOT

DON'T CHEAT OR YOU'LL BE UPSET THAT YOU DID

5. WRITE DOWN FOUR SONG TITLES IN 8, 9, 10, AND 11

6. FINALLY MAKE A WISH

AND THERE IS THE KEY OF THE GAME
1. YOU MUST TELL (THE NUMBER IN SPACE 2) PEOPLE ABOUT THIS GAME.
2. THE PERSON IN SPACE 3 IS THE ONE YOU LOVE
3. THE PERSON IN 7 IS ONE YOU LIKE BUT CAN'T WORK OUT
4. YOU CARE MOST ABOUT THE PERSON YOU PUT IN 4
5. THE PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS THE ONE WHO KNOWS YOU VERY WELL.
6. THE PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS THE YOUR LUCKY STAR
7. THE SONG IN 8 IS THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE PERSON IN NUMBER 3
8. THE TITLE IN 9 IS THE SONG FOR THE PERSON IN 7
9. THE 10TH SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT YOUR MIND
10. AND 11 IS THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT LIFE

The outcome of this quiz CRACKS ME THE HELL UP.