Caped-cruisader?
Feb. 3rd, 2005 04:03 pmAs I was drying myself off after taking a shower this afternoon, I suddenly felt a string tighten around my throat. My "WTF?" reflexes being at optimum, I immediately dropped the towel in shock, mildly surprised when it hung around my shoulders instead of dropping to the floor. Suddenly I noted that the towel, which was now part of my person, was attached to the string, which was around my neck. A brief moment of inescapable amusement hit me as I stared in the foggy bathroom mirror and saw that I, now, was wearing a cape.
Oh yes. It's only a matter of time now before all the other necessaries suddenly coalesce and I begin my long and dark rule of Super-villainy over this pathetic scrap of earth! Bwahaha. Bwahahahahaha! FWAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! FWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniff*
I'm hungry.
Oh yes. It's only a matter of time now before all the other necessaries suddenly coalesce and I begin my long and dark rule of Super-villainy over this pathetic scrap of earth! Bwahaha. Bwahahahahaha! FWAAHAHAHAHAHAA!! FWA-HA-HA-HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*sniff*
I'm hungry.