I love Bria dearly.

[ladyoflorien]

bria_mclean: didja write?
mustang_girl14: I got as far as the title
bria_mclean: lol
bria_mclean: which is....
mustang_girl14: tentative
mustang_girl14: rotfl
bria_mclean: lmao

mustang_girl14: Pirates of the Caribbean: The Return of the Damned
bria_mclean: hmmmm.....
bria_mclean: Damn, gotta rework the banner
bria_mclean: How did you get Return of the Damned
mustang_girl14: the crew
bria_mclean: the pirates that survived?
mustang_girl14: yeah
bria_mclean: AHHHH
bria_mclean: okay
mustang_girl14: and you and Jack
mustang_girl14: are damned
mustang_girl14: and you return
mustang_girl14: :D
bria_mclean: Actually... I'm not
bria_mclean: I never was
mustang_girl14: rotfl yes you are
mustang_girl14: *glares*
bria_mclean: how?!
mustang_girl14: LJ COMMENTS!
mustang_girl14: LITTLE MONKEY IN MY POCKETS!
mustang_girl14: ....okay that sounded not so right...
bria_mclean: The monkey was damned
bria_mclean: LMAO
bria_mclean: Jack was damned
bria_mclean: never said I was
bria_mclean: ... well maybe I did
mustang_girl14: yes huh
mustang_girl14: rotfl
bria_mclean: but not that way
bria_mclean: lmao
mustang_girl14: but IN A WAY you are
mustang_girl14: so there
bria_mclean: HOW?
mustang_girl14: YOU JUST ARE!
mustang_girl14: I DAMN YOU!
mustang_girl14: DAMN YOU BRIA!
mustang_girl14: THERE, SEE?
mustang_girl14: YOU'RE DAMED!
mustang_girl14: AND DAMNED, TOO!
bria_mclean: LMAO

bria_mclean: B2 needs something to read she's run out of things
bria_mclean: you should work on the story so she has something to read
mustang_girl14: rotfl nice, but I already suggested something
mustang_girl14: too bad for you!
bria_mclean: damn you!
bria_mclean: wait
bria_mclean: I already damned you
bria_mclean: *tosses you another pirate medallian* damn you again!
mustang_girl14: rotfl yes, we're all one big damned family
mustang_girl14: *throws medalians back* HEY! I prefer SILVER, thank you.
bria_mclean: *sings* "It all started, when this pirate heard this legend, and this legend came with a curse of it's own. The damned bunch...."
bria_mclean: <== If I looked up all the real words, I could do the whole song
bria_mclean: I once did a Gilligan's Island version of Nicki's and my trip to macon and back. (twook 2 hours to get there, 6 hours to get home, and at one point we ended up half way to Savanah. BTW: SAVANAH IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE STATE if you didn't know.)
mustang_girl14: rotfl
bria_mclean: *imagines Jack and Jo drunk one night sitting at the helm of the Black Pearl singing "The Damned Bunch."*
mustang_girl14: lol
bria_mclean: too bad we can't use that
mustang_girl14: that... would be so fabulous...
bria_mclean: *digs out TV theme song book for the hell of it* Brady bunch HAS to be in here SOMEWHERE
mustang_girl14: lol
bria_mclean: Okay give me a few minutes and I'll have the song for you
mustang_girl14: Oy
bria_mclean: okay Can't believe I'm going to ask this but do you want me to do this baised on the movie or baised on our story?
mustang_girl14: huh?
bria_mclean: nm
bria_mclean: This isn't very good but here
bria_mclean: Here's the Story of a noble lady
Who was brought up to be a very lovely girl
She was brought up to have proper manners,
Then was brought to the Pearl

It's the story of an Aztec Curse,
Who was busy with pirates of its own
They were pirate men living undead,
Searching the piece she donned

Till the one day when the lady met these pirates
And they knew it was much more than a hunch.
This group should somehow end the curse,
That's the way we all became the Damned Bunch,
The Damned Bunch,
That's the way we all became the Damned Bunch.

The Damned Bunch
mustang_girl14: lol weirdo
bria_mclean: I lame you
bria_mclean: blame
mustang_girl14: I did nothing.
bria_mclean: eh
bria_mclean: I can still blame you
bria_mclean: you see fit to blame me so I can return the favor in kind
mustang_girl14: no, I don't think you can.
bria_mclean: *belches* yes I can
mustang_girl14: *waves hand in front of nose* No, no you can't.
bria_mclean: yes I can *snaps in your face*
bria_mclean: *in background Jack screams* CAT FIGHT!
mustang_girl14: No, you can't *punches you in the eye*
bria_mclean: *ducks blow and kicks legs out from underyou*
mustang_girl14: cat fight my butt! I'll kick her hiney!
bria_mclean: H*whispering* hey, instead of fighing me, let's get him!
mustang_girl14: *lands on hands and flips back on feet, landing a steady blow to your midsection*
bria_mclean: He'll never expect it
mustang_girl14: rotfl no, I do THAT all the time ;)
bria_mclean: *gags* but that means we've caught the imfaous *mocking voice* captain jack Sparrow
bria_mclean: *throws punch and jet syou in the gut*
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
bria_mclean: *turns into a wrestling match*
mustang_girl14: *springs nimbly backwards, avoiding blow* Yes, we will always remember this as the day we---*trips* Uh I meant to do that. *puts you in a headlock*
bria_mclean: *flips you over and slams yuou into the deck*
bria_mclean: *Jack, Will and Gibs placing bets in background*
mustang_girl14: raaaaaaawr!! *grabs you by the forearms and kicks you in the back*
bria_mclean: *Flips you over and pins you in a wrestling move*
bria_mclean: *Elizabeth scraming in background for someone to break up fight*
bria_mclean: *Mr. Cotton joins in betting*
mustang_girl14: lmao
mustang_girl14: *wriggles free and throws a kick to your knees, knocking them out from under you*
bria_mclean: *in an unorthadox move, lunges at you, grabs yor waist and drags you down*
mustang_girl14: HEY! SISSY! FIGHT FAIR!
bria_mclean: Think we should get all the money from the bets?
bria_mclean: *throws a bunch*
mustang_girl14: *throws entire body weight on top of you and flattens you against the deck* HA! It pays being so large sometimes...
bria_mclean: Hey, pirate.
mustang_girl14: Indeed I do ;) *ducks punch*
bria_mclean: *wiggles free and flips out of your reach*
mustang_girl14: *stands at the ready* On my count? *waggles eyebrows*
bria_mclean: Where do ya think jack Learned his... dueling skills
bria_mclean: *grins* Bring it on!
mustang_girl14: somewhere not near as good as where I did.
mustang_girl14: Heh. One. Two. THREE!
bria_mclean: Well I picked up some things after I taught him!
mustang_girl14: *spins towards pirates* *snatches money from their hands* Thanks, love! *kisses a dumbfounded Jack Sparrow and steals his hat*
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
bria_mclean: *takes hat from you* I think I deserve that
mustang_girl14: *glares at you* I don't think I deserved that!
bria_mclean: *Jack stands dumbfounded*
bria_mclean: Hey, keep the money
bria_mclean: I need a new hat
mustang_girl14: lol. All right then, *pockets cash*
bria_mclean: *examines hat in hand* "daymn Sparrow, your head is small."
bria_mclean: <== meant that in every way
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMBO
mustang_girl14: OH MAN
bria_mclean: *walks off smiling with you*
mustang_girl14: I AM SO NOT TRAVELING DOWN THAT ROAD WITH YOU!
mustang_girl14: *counts money joyously*
mustang_girl14: :P
mustang_girl14: Jack: Why is the money gone?
bria_mclean: LMAO!!!!!!
bria_mclean: Gentlemen! you will remember today as the day that the ladies beat Captain Jack Sparrow! *tips hat on head*
mustang_girl14: Jack: ....but... WHY is all the money gone?
mustang_girl14: Jack: *takes out pistol but thinks better of it*
bria_mclean: *turns to you* Want some rum? I thin this deserves a celebration.
mustang_girl14: Bring it on, Captain Morgan ;)

Comments

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

YEA! I'm loved! <- By someone who isn't Jack!

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahahahaaaaaaa... no comment. =)

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

*galres*

You get a 17 second head start.

...starting 16 seconds ago.

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*enjoys a Bahama Mama under the shade of a palm tree* Er... Jack? Come fan me with that giant palm leaf, would you?

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

Keep Jack! I don't want him! That means when I find you together it'll be easier to hurt both of you at once!

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

lmfao. Oh, but will it really? *strokes chin menacingly* Muahahahaha... you don't know what two crazy boozed up flighty wide gesturing incoherent babbling dangerously willing to fight with any implement we find could do damage pirates will do, savvy?

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

Oh I do know! *Grabs Legolas and Aragorn to help me*

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

psssh... men (and elves) from middle earth have no bearing on brittish soil! I do not fear them!

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

*Legolas looks disbelieving* You should fear us!
*Aragorn whispers to Legolas, "What have we gotten ourselves into?"*
*Legolas shruggs and replies, "They should still fear us."*
*Aragorn nods, but looks a little grim. "Can you shoot faster than a bullet?"*
*Legolas looks down at his bow. "I hope so." He looks hopeful "Gartho estel na ammen."*
*Aragorn grins broadly. "You're right mellon nín. They are no match for us!"*
*Both race off with me toward you*

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*arches eyebrow*
*looks at Jack*
*Jack looks back*
*we both let slow grins curl our lips*
*Jack claps my shoulder, "Ready, love?"*
*I shake my head "Not without my effects!" grab my weapons and give him a nod "Let's boogie, baby"*
*Jack hoots "Ready the bridge Mr. Cotton! Heave to and take in sail! Ready the cannons!"*

You poor, poor, middle earth fools... *lights cannon wick*

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

*Aragorn tugs on Legolas's sleve, "Where is Gandalf when you need him?"*
*Legolas smiles ruefully and can't help jesting, "Some hope you are." His elf eyes see cannon being lit. "DUCK!"*
*The tree of us fall flat on the ground as cannon ball sails overhead.*
*Aragorn gets up and brushes off. "Well that was fun." He glares at Legolas.*
*Legolas gets up and continues walking toward you muttering, "Filthy human."*
*Aragorn quickly catches up and adds, "Prissy Elf."*
*I glare at them.* Ya know, if you concentrated more on getting them than fighting with eachother we would get a lot more accomplished!
*Aragorn takes off running yelling behind him, "Catch up if you can Elf Boy!"*
*Legolas sprints after him getting a little ahead. "Eat my dust Filthy Human!"*
*I run after them shaping my head and muttering, "Males!"*

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHA.

*turns to Jack, "Luckily we don't have that problem, eh love?"*
*Jack lights three more cannons, skipping the whole way. "Indeed my bonnie lass!"*
*Jack smacks my butt*
*I scream "JACK SPARROW YOU SCOUNDREL!" and chase after him with a cutlass*
*Jack runs away like Grover*

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

Alright Gents! There go Sparrow and Alana. Hmm... seems as if the lass is on our side. Help her.

*Aragorn turns to legolas, "This dosen't feel right for some reason."*
*Legolas looks in disbelief. "Strider, he's a pirate. Killing him or injuring him will be fine."*
*Aragorn shruggs, "Okay."*
*We run after you and Jack*

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*Jack jumps on the prow of the ship, stopping all of us in our tracks. "GENTLEMEN! My lady... you will always remember this as the day that you ALMOST caught, Captain. Jack. Sp--" Jack flails and falls over the edge into the ocean*
*I roll my eyes. "Mr. Cotton, ready the hook. Bring him in."*
*Jack sputters*
*I shout "Really Jack, you should find yourself some new dialogue!"*

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

LADY?!?!?!?! Unless I'm quite mistaken MR. Sparrow, there are TWO ladies present. *if glares could kill he'd be dead*
*Legolas leans over to Aragorn, "Remind me not to get on her bad side."*
*Aragorn nods.*

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*Jack clenches his fist "CAPTAIN, if you please... and if I'm not mistaken love, I only see ONE lady here." He grins and blows a kiss my way*
*I roll my eyes*
*you shoot daggers at him*
*Jack frowns "Damned if I do, damned if I don't. Call 'er a lady and she throws a tizzy. Don't call 'er a lady and I'm deserving of the stocks. Well 'ell, I give up, you CRAZY WENCH!!!"*

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

You're damned no matter what!
*Legolas ALMOST looks sorry for Jack. "One thing I have learned mellon nín, is that no matter what, womenfolk are always right, no matter what."*
*Aragorn scratches head sheepishly and seems to recal a memory and winces involuntarily. "Took me few decades to learn that."*
*Legolas looks impressed. "Really?! It took Ada a few centries."

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*Jack furrows his brow. "So you mean to tell me you just let them win that easy, eh?" Jack glances from you to me and slowly grins, "But what's the fun in that? The female persuasion is always at best when donning weaponry or cursing at you like a crusty old bitty."*
*I gasp, "JACK SPARROW, who are YOU calling an old bitty?"*
*Jack leans back over the wide ocean expanse dangerously. "You, love. And about the damned thing, I fear you forgot one important detail..." He gestures to himself, "I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. And I need rum." He lets go of the hook and plummets back into the ocean, swimming towards a far away island*

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

*Legolas blinks* "If that was any other person I wouldn't be worried."
*Aragorn looks after jack's retreating form* "But we're not after any normal man, we're after Captain Jack Sparrow." He spat the name with a mocking voice.
*Legolas turns to his friend with a cocky smile* "I thought you were a ranger mellon nín."
*Aragrn grew defensive* "I AM! But it is not hard to track him. He is headed to that island there!"
*I smile* That island dosen't even have Rum - I took it.

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*From the Pearl you can see a tiny image on a sandy island jumping up and down angrilly while waving his arms in the air*
*I smile* "That'll teach 'im. Rum?"
*offers one of the bottles*

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

*Takes bottle and clicks it agains your's* Welcome to the Caribbean Love.
*Passes bottles to Aragorn and Legolas while whispering to you* I'll take the elf, you get the ranger.

*Wonders off singing*
...and really bad eggs
Drink up me 'hearties Yo Ho!

Still Bored

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

Mae govannen mellon nín. I'm bored! Baur le isto sen! (You need to know this.)

You'd be proud of me. I'm watching LOTR extended and at one point I was only half paying attention and wasn't looking at the screen and Arwen and Aragorn were speaking elvish while discussing who would take Frodo to Imladris. And I knew what they were saying. I'm not talking like having the movie memorized I know what they were saying, but as in I actually KNEW. *looks pleased* And another thing the secene when they're being welcomed to Lothlórien the words writen on the scren aren't an exact transulation of legolas's words. I swear he says something about the felloship being in the debt of Lórien and now "the fellowship is in your debt." But you would know better I suppose.

My lirbary books is due on Tuesday. It's the languages of middle Earth. I'm getting it for Christmas but I dont' want to wait. it's so nice having it in my bag to reach for during class..... I've had it for like the last month and a half. And I've grown quite attached to it.

Wow, this si getting long. Suppose I SHOULD have sent you an e-mail.... This is more fun though.

WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!?! I'M BORED!!!!!

Namárië mellon nín. Im cenle ab. By the way, I'm still NOT HAPPY and BORED!!!!!

Re: Still Bored

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMFAO! You crack me up. *sleepy grin*

Re: Still Bored

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

It's 12:44am. Just thought you should know that I'm still bored....

NOT BORED ANY MORE!!!!!!

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

I found something that completly amuses me and I think you're going to like the end product! I've got something in mind and I seriouslly believe you're going to love it. It's going to be my project tomorrow and probably Monday. I seriouslly hope you like it!

<== Giving me graphics software is probably not a good idea....

Re: NOT BORED ANY MORE!!!!!!

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*huggles you to death* Awww, who's a good cursed pirate? You are! You are!

I wuff you Bwia!

Re: NOT BORED ANY MORE!!!!!!

[jedi-bria.livejournal.com]

YEA!!!! I wuff you too. (but not Jack).