Wheeee.

[ladyoflorien]

Sarah casts SPARKS.
An Alien is burnt for 3 damage! The Alien dies!
An Alien is burnt for 2 damage! The Alien dies!
An Alien is burnt for 4 damage! The Alien dies!
An Alien is fried for 1 damage! The Alien dies!
An Alien is burnt for 6 damage! The Alien dies!

That was awful easy. lol.

The monster ambushed you!
An Orc flees!

THIS CRACKS ME UP! He AMBUSHES ME, then he RUNS AWAY! ROTFL!

I found a monster treasury and stole all their money. Heh. That was fun. WAIT, Billy found something again! WHEEE!! My conservative little Hobbit! AH! AH! IT'S THE PROPER AUTHORIZATION I NEED TO GET TO THE NEXT LEVEL!!! EEEEEEEEEE! SQUEEEEEEEE! AAAAAAAAAH! BILLY IS MY HERO! EEEEE! I'M SO EXCITED! I'M LITERALLY EEEEEE'ING OUT LOUD! EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEHEHE!!!!!

He finds all the good stuff! I LOVE HIM!

Spartacus attacks a Wendigo and misses!
Gabby attacks a Wendigo and misses!
A Wendigo flees!

I can see why. I mean, we're so INTIMIDATING and all. ROTFL!

Noooooooo! I died. Whoooo, Billy is taking up arms! He's gonna fight now! Yay! HE LOVES me! lol listen to this:

"Billy is going to fight for you now! He just should have kissed you before you died." - My Nephew

EEHEHEHEHEHEHE! He's so funny. YAY! BILLY KILLED IT! HE AVENGED ME! *little hearts float around head* My HERO! *sigh*

OMG Sarah, this is for you:

The party tries to run, but the monster cuts off the escape!
A Puffball flees!
A Puffball is too scared to act!
A Puffball flees!

ROTFL!!! They CUT ME OFF, TRAP ME, AMBUSH ME, and then they RUN AWAY! ROTFL!!! This is the best game EVER!

ROTFL!! Oh NO! I've been attacked by *gasp* NINE KILLER GNATS!!! *falls over laughing* This is the BEST. GAME. EVER.

LMAO!!!

Me: "We Have 7420 pieces of gold!"
My Nephew: "We thank ourselves for finding the monster treasury and stealing all the gold."

AAahahahaha. This is so much fun.