ladyoflorien | A bunch of quotes:

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
-Eleanor Roosevelt-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.
-Elayne Boosler-

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
-Charlotte Whitton-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
-Erma Bombeck-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
-Carrie Snow-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
-Janette Barber-

Life is crazy and hectic. I have no time. And that sucks. Right now I'm sick and a little hopped up on cough medicine. Wheeee. So I'll have to get back to LJ later. Enjoy the quotes! Now I leave before I start babbling and say something completely inane and stupid.

Oops, too late.