ladyoflorien: (Evil Chipmunk)
Gabby ([personal profile] ladyoflorien) wrote2003-10-27 01:28 pm

GIP

The whole house smells like warm baked bread. Mmmmmm, so good.

That blasted chipmunk is back! *covers ears* GO AWAY YOU BEAST! IT'S RAINING LIKE THE DICKENS, DON'T YOU HAVE ANYTHING BETTER TO DO THEN STAND OUT THERE AND CHIRP ALL FRIGGIN' AFTERNOON????

[identity profile] myplanetvenus.livejournal.com 2003-10-27 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
*starts helping load Gabby's apple-shooting guns*

Take that little mofo out.

Grr.

[identity profile] lordoflorien.livejournal.com 2003-10-27 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You shall call me: The Gabby-nator.

Asta la vista, baby.

All shall fear me and despair.

And really bad eggs.

[identity profile] myplanetvenus.livejournal.com 2003-10-27 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If I start calling you the Gabby-nator, does that mean you'll be running for Governor of California?

[identity profile] lordoflorien.livejournal.com 2003-10-27 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm politically neutral, so I'll leave that to my male counterpart.

But you can, however, count on me telling really bad jokes, packing a machine gun and a pair of nice shades, and putting the smack down on all things 6 and under.

I can already bench press 11 people as it is. *flexes*