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ladyoflorien) wrote2003-11-25 11:54 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2003-11-25 11:54 pm
Stuff.
I want to know why LJ has been a prick all day long? Okay, you accepted me posting a comment 5 times, why is it still not showing up? Oh, and for the LAST TIME, I did NOT select the "Live Journal User" button while posting this (another) comment, I selected the "Logged in User" button, so stop sending me a freakin' error message every time I try to post this comment!! UGH!! LJ IS SO STUPID SOMETIMES!!!
Sarah (orangesnow): THE INSANITY! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT THIS SONG CAME INTO MY HANDS AND YOU *KNOW* WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! *dies*
Sarah: high-pitch nonsense elijah ramble is so me...
Sarah: lol
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!! I CURSE YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU DIE OF STOMACH-IMPLODING LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Genre: Airplane Jokes
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
2. On landing the stewardess said, "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out off this airplane."
3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
4. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
5. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
bria_mclean: I looked up and there was Jack
bria_mclean: somehow that pirate has gorn on me
bria_mclean: *grown
mustang_girl14: HAHAHAHAHAHA
mustang_girl14: I KNEW IT!
mustang_girl14: :-*:-*:-*
bria_mclean: I hate you
mustang_girl14: ;;);;);;)
mustang_girl14: dang that icon I made you is cool. *admires*
bria_mclean: lol
mustang_girl14: :D
mustang_girl14: I think I just busted a blood cell laughing.
bria_mclean: how? why?
mustang_girl14: http://www.livejournal.com/users/dramabsb/155069.html?#cutid1 scroll down to the quiz about "Which LOTR-er will father your child" read it then read her comment underneath it
bria_mclean: LMAO
mustang_girl14: Owwww man, I laughed WAY too hard
Also, Sammi and I had an ENTIRE conversation earlier using nothing but emoticons (smileys). Yeah, figure that out.
mustang_girl14: HA! I WAS WONDERING WHEN I'D GET INFORMED OF THE SPECIAL INTERNET EDITION ONLY ROTK SOUNDTRACK!!
mustang_girl14: *reads with glee*
mustang_girl14: *mouth drops in shock* .....Wow.....
mustang_girl14: .... WOW.... this is.... wow.
bria_mclean: /:)
mustang_girl14: this is even better than the one for TTT
mustang_girl14: I need to have it badly
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING - SPECIAL INTERNET PRE-ORDER
The soundtrack to The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is in stores today, Tuesday November 25th. The album features an original score by Howard Shore, plus "Into The West," performed by Annie Lennox. Other performances by The Chieftains and Sir James Galway are also included. The CD features an insert of one of seven exclusive collectable character cards from the movie, plus an enhanced CD with bonus multimedia content.
Because you purchased the previous Lord of the Rings soundtracks or signed up to the mailing list, we're offering an Internet-only Limited Edition of The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King enhanced-CD soundtrack.
There is a limited supply available, so act fast. Pre-order the Internet Limited Edition now exclusively online now for $29.98. If you order right now, you will receive it by December 9th. This album will NOT be in-stores, so get it online now.
Click here to pre-order the album!
The Internet Limited Edition enhanced-CD features deluxe brown leatherette packing, custom belly-band artwork, and a page of 18 stamps featuring characters from the film. It also comes with a DVD that features a video of the making of the score, plus an exclusive Supertrailer of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Plus, get the full set of seven printed collectable character cards, which are only available individually as one of a set of seven in the Standard Jewel Case Edition.
Also included exclusively on this Internet Edition enhanced-CD:
- Printable map of Mordor
- Return of the King print & color set
- Five exclusive online trading cards
- Five exclusive buddy icons
Plus, these other special enhancements:
- Return of the King movie trailer
- Return of the King image gallery
- Five online trading cards
- Lord of the Rings video game trailers
- Making of "Into The West" featuring Annie Lennox
- Screensavers, buddy icons & more
Pre-order it now!
Other editions of the Return of the King soundtrack will be available on December 9th:
- The limited enhanced CD soundtrack with exclusive extras
- The limited edition 3-CD set of each soundtrack from the trilogy
- The Lord of the Rings T-shirt and special LOTR paper slipcase
Click here to learn more about these editions.
Um... what? What the hell? ... Also, may I point out that the due date is less than 4 months away. ... That would mean Billy would have had to impregnate me sometime in June, and I don't know about you but I sure as heck don't remember that.
Sarah (orangesnow): THE INSANITY! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT THAT THIS SONG CAME INTO MY HANDS AND YOU *KNOW* WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! *dies*
Sarah: high-pitch nonsense elijah ramble is so me...
Sarah: lol
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAA!! I CURSE YOU TO LISTEN TO THIS SONG OVER AND OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOU DIE OF STOMACH-IMPLODING LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!
Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
Genre: Airplane Jokes
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture", and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
1. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort, and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
2. On landing the stewardess said, "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out off this airplane."
3. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Washington National, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
4. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
5. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
bria_mclean: I looked up and there was Jack
bria_mclean: somehow that pirate has gorn on me
bria_mclean: *grown
mustang_girl14: HAHAHAHAHAHA
mustang_girl14: I KNEW IT!
mustang_girl14: :-*:-*:-*
bria_mclean: I hate you
mustang_girl14: ;;);;);;)
mustang_girl14: dang that icon I made you is cool. *admires*
bria_mclean: lol
mustang_girl14: :D
mustang_girl14: I think I just busted a blood cell laughing.
bria_mclean: how? why?
mustang_girl14: http://www.livejournal.com/users/dramabsb/155069.html?#cutid1 scroll down to the quiz about "Which LOTR-er will father your child" read it then read her comment underneath it
bria_mclean: LMAO
mustang_girl14: Owwww man, I laughed WAY too hard
Also, Sammi and I had an ENTIRE conversation earlier using nothing but emoticons (smileys). Yeah, figure that out.
mustang_girl14: HA! I WAS WONDERING WHEN I'D GET INFORMED OF THE SPECIAL INTERNET EDITION ONLY ROTK SOUNDTRACK!!
mustang_girl14: *reads with glee*
mustang_girl14: *mouth drops in shock* .....Wow.....
mustang_girl14: .... WOW.... this is.... wow.
bria_mclean: /:)
mustang_girl14: this is even better than the one for TTT
mustang_girl14: I need to have it badly
THE LORD OF THE RINGS: RETURN OF THE KING - SPECIAL INTERNET PRE-ORDER
The soundtrack to The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King is in stores today, Tuesday November 25th. The album features an original score by Howard Shore, plus "Into The West," performed by Annie Lennox. Other performances by The Chieftains and Sir James Galway are also included. The CD features an insert of one of seven exclusive collectable character cards from the movie, plus an enhanced CD with bonus multimedia content.
Because you purchased the previous Lord of the Rings soundtracks or signed up to the mailing list, we're offering an Internet-only Limited Edition of The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King enhanced-CD soundtrack.
There is a limited supply available, so act fast. Pre-order the Internet Limited Edition now exclusively online now for $29.98. If you order right now, you will receive it by December 9th. This album will NOT be in-stores, so get it online now.
Click here to pre-order the album!
The Internet Limited Edition enhanced-CD features deluxe brown leatherette packing, custom belly-band artwork, and a page of 18 stamps featuring characters from the film. It also comes with a DVD that features a video of the making of the score, plus an exclusive Supertrailer of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Plus, get the full set of seven printed collectable character cards, which are only available individually as one of a set of seven in the Standard Jewel Case Edition.
Also included exclusively on this Internet Edition enhanced-CD:
- Printable map of Mordor
- Return of the King print & color set
- Five exclusive online trading cards
- Five exclusive buddy icons
Plus, these other special enhancements:
- Return of the King movie trailer
- Return of the King image gallery
- Five online trading cards
- Lord of the Rings video game trailers
- Making of "Into The West" featuring Annie Lennox
- Screensavers, buddy icons & more
Pre-order it now!
Other editions of the Return of the King soundtrack will be available on December 9th:
- The limited enhanced CD soundtrack with exclusive extras
- The limited edition 3-CD set of each soundtrack from the trilogy
- The Lord of the Rings T-shirt and special LOTR paper slipcase
Click here to learn more about these editions.
Um... what? What the hell? ... Also, may I point out that the due date is less than 4 months away. ... That would mean Billy would have had to impregnate me sometime in June, and I don't know about you but I sure as heck don't remember that.
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