ladyoflorien: (Dom - Take his Kiiiing! (chicken_icons))
Gabby ([personal profile] ladyoflorien) wrote2004-02-10 11:25 pm

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! *clap! clap!*

Oh yeah, I had the crackiest dream EVER last night. Seriously. If you don't believe me, let me introduce you to the players: Andy Serkis. AJ McLean. Johnny Depp. CRACK! MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS ON CRACK! It was all very disturbing and because of it I've been a little disorientated today. *shakes head* I don't know what my mind is up to, but it's freaking me out. Though, Johnny did teach me how to do the hat trick from Benny & Joon.

Someone help me please. Now?

24 ROCKS MY SOCKS! BEST SHOW EVAH! Okay, over-exaggeration there, but STILL! Oh so stressful. But OH so good. Mmm, Gabby loves her some 24. AND! *SQUEAK* JTT WAS ON 8 SIMPLE RULES TONIGHT!! AHAHAHA, wow did that bring back memories. *shakes head* The JTT man. With geek hair and glasses. Whoot! Also, when did David Spade join that cast? I love him, man. He was so freakin' funny. Random alert: saw a commercial for David Letterman and I have to say, Drew Barrymore looks GOOD tonight. Wow. /random.

B2: Gabby, I think your profession should have been Billy.
B2: Why? you might ask?
B2: Because then you could go to work, and just do Billy all day long.
me: LMFOA
me: er
me: o
me: m
me: f
me: g
me: a
me: B!
me: YOU
sammi: rotflmao
me: ...
B2: And then come home, and make some dinner, and have Billy there all night long.
me: OMGA
me: 8-x
me: 8-x8-x8-x8-x8-x8-x
B2: and then the next morning, you could get up, go to work, and do Billy all day long, just like you did the day before, and just like you'll be doing the next day.
B2: Of course, there are those times when you ahve to go on business trips.
B2: Then you can work on Billy on your laptop the whole plane ride.
B2: And when you get where you're going, you can do Billy in all sorts of exotic locales.
sammi: dirty B
B2: Man, Gabby, I want your job.
B2: well, maybe not a Billy job.
B2: preferably a Sean Biggerstaff job. Cuz then, ya know, I'd have a bigger staff to work with.
me: 8-x
B2: <-- killing myself here, make me stop, please
me: please stop
me: :P
B2: omg
B2: o
B2: m
B2: g
B2: a
B2: omg
B2: pimpdol
me: no wonder I have so many kids
B2: brb htp
sammi: :))
me: *beckons Hamish, Bowen, Dommie, Billy Jr, and Gabby*


me: WE'RE FAMILY, SAMMI!!!
me: *sniffle*
me: all my dreams have come true..... *sob*
sammi: *FAMILY HUG!*
me: awww FAMILY HUG EVERYBODY!!!
me: *drags in boys*
sammi: k B... you ready to start yours?
me: heh heh heh....
sammi: hehehe

me: *giggle*
me: Boyd
B2: lmao
me: Celtic for blonde
me: Boyd Blair
me: YOU SHOULD SO DO THAT!
B2: lmfao
B2: okay
me: REALLY?
B2: then itll kinda tie in with you alls, yeah?
B2: ...........shit did i really just say "you alls"????
me: yes you did
me: and yes it would
me: heeeee
me: I want salamie.
sammi: lol
B2: OMG
me: <-- random
B2: 8-x
me: what?
me: OH! BOWEN! I LOVE THAT NAME!
me: my second child shall be named Bowen!
sammi: I like Bowen
me: I have decided, therefore it shall be so!
B2: and your first?
me: HAMISH!
me: FG!

sammi: name for the Ski resorts?
me: NICE
B2: hang on
B2: i'm asking my friend Michelle for something in spanish for it
sammi: k
B2: because, you know, i'm scottish, married to a scottish blonde man, and he owns a chain of ski resorts that are named in spanish.
me: rotlf
me: makes sense to me
sammi: rotfl.. tons of sense
B2: Centro Touristico de Esquiar
B2: what can i say, his partner is french.
me: ....
B2: thats Ski Resort in spanish
me: what does being French have to do with Spanish?
B2: nothing
me: .... ah. I see. *walks away slowly*
B2: lmao
sammi: eh... *hides*
sammi: okk
B2: its called being random and stupid. like i'm scottish, he's scottish, his business partner is french, but they name the damn thing spanish
me: I gotcha B, thanks

me: something tells me
me: that I should blame your family for the moral degradation of this entire planet
B2: triscuits, sharp cheddar, and a sweet little slice of donkey dick spices up every family gathering. helps take the edge off the wine, i'm told, but i dont like the boxed Franzia wine my relatives drink. Its uncivilized.
B2: hey! we still put our forks on the right side of our plates like normal people!
me: ...that has nothing to do with morality you nitwit
sammi: ummmm... no comment
B2: *static noises* yeah, copy that, we're gonna bug out of here as soon as we feel smart again. over.

me: "Fran Walsh has two children of her own in collaboration with Peter Jackson" Am I the only one that finds the wording there HYSTERICAL?
B2: lolol no
sammi: lol
sammi: nope
me: I knew you guys would understand ;)


What Lies Ahead For The Hobbits?
"Maybe we'll get back together in 10 years and have a reunion in New Zealand," Boyd said. "We can go back and see what's left of the sets, and re-enact scenes." I. love. him.

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The actor Elijah Wood - a.k.a Frodo in the Lord Of The Rings - is right now maybe one of the world's most wanted singles. Although he has just saved Middle Earth, he is still a shy person: "I am very reluctant, I'm not the type of person that will walk over to someone and start a conversation", he says. Not that he won't have anything to do with girls:
"I love the warmth that they have, I love their femininity. I love the fact that they have breasts. That they have two of them is amazing", says Elijah to VG.


OMG ROTFLMFAOPIMP! Elijah hun, you're sweet, but you need to learn when to shut your mouth. *pets him consolingly*

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WHY CAN'T I SEE THE ENTIRE PEOPLE MAGAZINE ARTICLE WITH ELIJAH??? GAH!!! WANNA REEEAAAAD!!!! *sigh* Here's some particularly good snippets:

(From People Magazine):
Setting the Story Straight
Sticks and stones may break his bones, but words will never hurt Elijah Wood, who is amused by rumors about him. "I love the one where I'm gay," says the 23-year-old The Lord of the Rings star. "The craziest story I ever heard was that my lover, Dominc Monaghan [who plays the trilogy's hobbit Merry], was dating my sister to cover up the face that we were a gay couple. And we signed contracts not to reveal anything until the movies were finished. Isn't that great? It was completely made up but it was hilarious."


What about marriage and family?
Yeah. I can't wait to have a family. I can wait. [laughs] ... I look forward to being married one day.
To the right supermodel?
God no.

MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm, SO want the People Magazine article to OPEN FOR ME now....

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My friends page cracks me UP. "And, oh yeah, Billy Boyd SINGING SWING MUSIC?!? No English adjectives in existence to describe it. He has such a wonderfully beautiful voice it's almost disgusting. Except it's not. Because it's amazing. But it's not amazingly disgusting, it's amazingly fantastic." *HUGS*

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"Random mention: I was watching Simpsons last week, and Andy Serkis and Jonathon Taylor Thomas were guest voices in the same episode. I have no clue who was who, because I didnt pay that much attention to the actual episode, but its true - I saw the credits." DANG IT! I missed it. RAWR! Anyone know which ep this was so I can keep an eye out?

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me: Billy is going to be in a romantic comedy
me: #$@)%*!!!!!
B2: uh oh
B2: and gabbys not in it???????? theres gunna be some hell to pay!
me: DAMN STRAIGHT, YO!
me: When I get my hands on that boy, well I'll.... well, I'll do something ELSE first, but then AFTER that, ooooh yeah. Hell to pay.
B2: lolol
sammi: rotfl
sammi: not if he doesn't kill you first... from being just... him
me: Oh right. Hadn't factored that in

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I am officially dead with squee. Can I have a Sam of my very own? Honestly?

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HA! NAME FOR THE NEW POTC MOVIE? Clip from an Orli article: He as additionally signed on to reprise his role as Will Turner in the "Pirates of the Caribbean" sequel, "Treasures of the Lost Abyss," for director Gore Verbinski.

SWEET! *gets excited*

bria: Mom calls my room "The Abyss"
bria: she's done so for the last 10 years
me: rotfl
me: So we get to see Orlando Bloom and Johnny Depp raiding your underwear drawers then?

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Shut UP! Did y'all know that they used chocolate for soot in POTC? Why didn't you tell me?!? I'm drooling so bad right now

me: MUAHAHAHA
me: That means your boy? Will? Leggy? Orli?
me: Smeared in chocolate.
bria: =P~
bria: =P~
bria: =P~
me: lmfao
me: thought you'd enjoy that

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A Billy and Dom chat ARCHIVE!!! Omga. Do not read unless you're prepared to LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF for a VERY long time. Ow. Stomach cramps from laughing.... I love this page so.

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Voice of Gollum Speaks. Apparently a great audio interview with Andy Serkis. For some reason though, my computer wont play it. Must try again tomorrow.

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I very much want to start reading this LOTR fic called "Blue Eyes." Somebody please stop me.

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More journals down. 3 remain. Oh yeah. Even read some of the EVIL!journals. *shakes head* You know this journal layout seriously screws with your computer when you click back on a page and it discards the layout entirely. Earlier I was looking at becky and whit's journals in what can only be described as... WordPad style. Wack, yo. Wicka-wack. (HA! I'm so lame)


ladyoboe: g'nite.
Yahoo! Messenger: ladyoboe has left the conference.
mustang_girl14: she still had a minute
mustang_girl14: wench

[identity profile] jedi-bria.livejournal.com 2004-02-11 07:34 am (UTC)(link)
You should put warnings on your entries: DO NOT READ WHILE AT SCHOOL

People are giving me wierd looks in the library now.

I MISSED JTT ON 8 SIMPLE RULES?!?!?!?! ACK!!!! It's been forever since I've seen that boy! *pouts* I hope you're gonna tell me about your dream, it sounds more crackfilled than mine do - and that's sayin' alot!

*Imagines convo with Elijah and Dom when they first hear about the rumor*

Dom: 'Lijah, did you know you're my lover?
Elijah: I was not aware of that
Dom: Yeah you are, and I'm also with your sister, ya know, as cover up

Sorry I'm amused.

I'll read the interviews when I get home, I don't need any MORE weird looks in my direction.

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[identity profile] lordoflorien.livejournal.com 2004-02-11 12:22 pm (UTC)(link)
*giggles* Muahahaha, this was a great entry though, no?

YES! YOU MISSED JTT! BUT! GOOD NEWS! He's gonna be on 2 more episodes!!! Wheeee! He's so cute and geeky. I love it.

And, pardon me, but I see that conversation going more along the lines of:

Elijah: Dom! Give us a kiss, would you?
Dom: What? Bugger off!
Elijah: Dommie! What's the matter? Don't you love me anymore? *sniffle* 4 years together and THIS his how you treat me?
Dom: What are you off on, you pratt? Have you been surfing the internet again?

*giggles*

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[identity profile] jedi-bria.livejournal.com 2004-02-11 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Eh, I wasn't at my best. Saes gonhenam nin gwanunig nín. I was actually stalling from reading a lit assignment.