Animal Perspective...

[ladyoflorien]

As seen in a dog's diary:

8am - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite
10am - Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite!
11am - Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite!
Noon - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
1pm - Oh Boy! The yard! My favorite!
3pm - Oh Boy! The kids! My favorite!
4pm - Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5pm - Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite!
7pm - Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
9pm - Oh Boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!



As seen in a cat's diary:

Day 183 of my captivity...

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced
to eat dry cereal.

The only thing that keeps me going is the hope
of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from
ruining the occasional piece of furniture.

Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving
around their feet while they were walking almost
succeeded -- must try this at the top of the stairs.

In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile
oppressors, I once again induced myself to
vomit on their favorite chair -- must try this on
their bed.

Decapitated a mouse and brought them the
headless body, in an attempt to make them
aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed
and condescended about what a good little
cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan.

There was some sort of gathering of their
accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout
the event. However, I could hear the noise and
smell the food. More importantly I overheard that
my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies."
Must learn what this is and how to use it to my
advantage.

I am convinced the other captives are flunkies
and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released
and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand
has got to be an informant, and speaks with them
regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room,
his safety is assured.

But I can wait, it is only a matter of time...