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ladyoflorien) wrote2004-04-02 01:02 am
ladyoflorien) wrote2004-04-02 01:02 am
Stuff.
bria: why were you homeschooled?
me: At the time I think my mother just wanted to get me away from public school and all the bad influences and so forth.
me: which was probably a good deal of awesome foresight on her part
bria: *reflects the bad infulances over my school years* swearing, peverted thoughts impolite commentd if those are the only things I've contracted I think I've done quite well
me: *snort* I suppose you could look at it that way
me: here look at me, I DIDN'T go to school and I still have a crack addiction.
me: ;)
bria: lmao
bria: only when talking to me
Long story. =D
WHAM! The Musical. Yeah, just sounds wrong, don't it?
So, the scalpers have officially started pimping DMB tickets. *sob* Anyone interested in blowing $700 on me? Ha. Stupid friggin' market capitalization. *commences being depressed now*
FRODO HAS FAILED! AHAHAHAHA! This amuses me greatly.
Pictures of Elijah on the set of 'Hooligans' *ahem* "Wow, good makeup job. I wonder how long before I hear 'Elijah is hot bruised' comments on my friends pages. Aha, I wonder who sponsored THIS movie! *snort* 'Hooligans, brought to you by the first coffee house in Purgatory, Starbucks!' ... *shriek* AAUGH GAAH EW NASTY PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT BLAAAH! [this was actually what I did, thanks] ... Hey, who's the creep with the camera?! *quickly extinguishes cigarette* Yeah, I'll just lean against this car here and look DAMN SEEXAY! Oh, anger management Elijah. Whoa. Tweak! Tweak! Hey, the car he's tweaking out on has foreign license plates... oh yeah, they're filming in London. That might be why. Aheheh... *cough* Moving on... Oh, angst! Angst! Angst against a fence, oh the horror! Cannot cope, off to Mordo--oh wait, wrong film. ... Aaand, BENDY!Lijah makes a stunning reappearance this year with an amazing no-hands-ma leg twist! *brief applause* Run, little man! Run as if the very whips of your masters were behind you! *makes whip cracking sounds* ...mmm, I'm mildly distracted by those mental images... *gasp* OH MY GIDDY AUNT, STRIPER DANCE ELIJAH COMES BACK WITH "POLE DANCER ELIJAH!" (c) Mattel. HEH. LOOK AT HIM GO! *waves $20's in the air* Mmm... 'Oh pole, my love, let me grope you in otherwise inappropriate ways!' Holy mother of pearl, I've been corrupted. *smacks forehead*" Yep, those were my thoughts as they came to me. Be glad you don't live in my head.
You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,
you are still more grammatically correct than
just about every American. Still, there is
always room for improvement...
How grammatically sound are you?
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And where did you get the coconuts? You found them? Is that a swallow? Well what do you mean, an African or European Swallow? Are you saying that a swallow carried that coconut up here?!
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
me: At the time I think my mother just wanted to get me away from public school and all the bad influences and so forth.
me: which was probably a good deal of awesome foresight on her part
bria: *reflects the bad infulances over my school years* swearing, peverted thoughts impolite commentd if those are the only things I've contracted I think I've done quite well
me: *snort* I suppose you could look at it that way
me: here look at me, I DIDN'T go to school and I still have a crack addiction.
me: ;)
bria: lmao
bria: only when talking to me
Long story. =D
WHAM! The Musical. Yeah, just sounds wrong, don't it?
So, the scalpers have officially started pimping DMB tickets. *sob* Anyone interested in blowing $700 on me? Ha. Stupid friggin' market capitalization. *commences being depressed now*
FRODO HAS FAILED! AHAHAHAHA! This amuses me greatly.
Pictures of Elijah on the set of 'Hooligans' *ahem* "Wow, good makeup job. I wonder how long before I hear 'Elijah is hot bruised' comments on my friends pages. Aha, I wonder who sponsored THIS movie! *snort* 'Hooligans, brought to you by the first coffee house in Purgatory, Starbucks!' ... *shriek* AAUGH GAAH EW NASTY PUT THAT CIGARETTE OUT BLAAAH! [this was actually what I did, thanks] ... Hey, who's the creep with the camera?! *quickly extinguishes cigarette* Yeah, I'll just lean against this car here and look DAMN SEEXAY! Oh, anger management Elijah. Whoa. Tweak! Tweak! Hey, the car he's tweaking out on has foreign license plates... oh yeah, they're filming in London. That might be why. Aheheh... *cough* Moving on... Oh, angst! Angst! Angst against a fence, oh the horror! Cannot cope, off to Mordo--oh wait, wrong film. ... Aaand, BENDY!Lijah makes a stunning reappearance this year with an amazing no-hands-ma leg twist! *brief applause* Run, little man! Run as if the very whips of your masters were behind you! *makes whip cracking sounds* ...mmm, I'm mildly distracted by those mental images... *gasp* OH MY GIDDY AUNT, STRIPER DANCE ELIJAH COMES BACK WITH "POLE DANCER ELIJAH!" (c) Mattel. HEH. LOOK AT HIM GO! *waves $20's in the air* Mmm... 'Oh pole, my love, let me grope you in otherwise inappropriate ways!' Holy mother of pearl, I've been corrupted. *smacks forehead*" Yep, those were my thoughts as they came to me. Be glad you don't live in my head.
You are a MASTER of the English language!
While your English is not exactly perfect,
you are still more grammatically correct than
just about every American. Still, there is
always room for improvement...
How grammatically sound are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
And where did you get the coconuts? You found them? Is that a swallow? Well what do you mean, an African or European Swallow? Are you saying that a swallow carried that coconut up here?!
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
Happy Pretty BENDY! Stripper Pole 'Lijah Dreams
Aaand, BENDY!Lijah makes a stunning reappearance this year with an amazing no-hands-ma leg twist! *brief applause* Run, little man! Run as if the very whips of your masters were behind you! *makes whip cracking sounds* ...mmm, I'm mildly distracted by those mental images... *gasp* OH MY GIDDY AUNT, STRIPER DANCE ELIJAH COMES BACK WITH "POLE DANCER ELIJAH!" (c) Mattel. HEH. LOOK AT HIM GO! *waves $20's in the air* Mmm... 'Oh pole, my love, let me grope you in otherwise inappropriate ways!'
*Drools* I WANT A BENDY STRIPPER POLE 'LIJAH!!!!
Well thanks to your warning, I read this before going to bed. Now I'm going to go dream of HAPPY thoughts! :-D
Re: Happy Pretty BENDY! Stripper Pole 'Lijah Dreams
Glad to be of... assistance? lol.