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ladyoflorien) wrote2004-04-02 02:31 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2004-04-02 02:31 pm
Stuff. Wait, that was my last entry's subject line. Okay, how about: Crap.
So, I finally got a moment to watch the first half of the TTT:EE Cast Commentary. Things were slow so I popped it in at lunch, and wow. I love my boys. Within the first few seconds I was giggling. *hugs the Dom and Billeh* I love how they split everyone up differently this time. Like for FotR they had the four hobbits together and whatnot, but this time they had Billy and Dom in one room and Elijah, Sean, and Andy in another. Wonderful. I loved the discussion about how "some" obsessed fans will sit and watch FOTR:EE with commentary and then go straight into TTT:EE commentary and then Sean says "Don't feel bad if you don't.. it'll be an experience all unto itself!" It made me think of all of you because of the movie marathons that were going on when TTT:EE was first released. Especially one of you, but I won't mention who coughbriacoughcough...
Also affirming my earlier thoughts about Sean Astin having the same draw to the books as I do in a lot of ways, making it most easy for me to relate to him and his experience with LOTR, I just found out he read the books 3 times. THREE. I wonder who else had read the books 3 times just during production. Not many probably. Ahh, he's a brilliant man, really. I adore Sean. I really get where he's coming from when he talks about the films/books.
Have I mentioned how much I LOVE what they did with Gollum's eyes??? Because EVERY TIME I watch TTT I think of it, it's so brilliant and a true testament to the books and PJ's acute attention to detail, but I don't think I've ever really spoken about it here before. The way when a pivotal emotional moment occurs between Gollum/Smeagol and whomever, how the light in his eyes turns from a sickly green to a white. That's straight from the books, yo. And it really causes to captivate the audience, whether or not they consciously catch the subtle change, the way his eyes flicker evilly this wicked glare and suddenly a soft word or kind emotion wrenches at what's left of his whithered heart and suddenly the light brightens and pales in color to an almost childlike white glimmer of hope... brilliant. I love PJ's attention to the little detail, the minor things of the book that add real substance and foothold to the experience. ... Granted, his attention to the BIG details sometimes wavers, but... hehehe.
I'm really going off on an unplanned tangent. I only wanted to highlight a few things, such as how Dom freeze-framed the marching Uruk-Hai to look for Merry and Pip and didn't find them... because, you know, it's not like I have done that or anything. 'Cause, er, I haven't. *ahem* Right. And when Billy is trying to say something serious and all of the sudden you hear this crunch... I was like *perks up* *thinks of MutaLove* "Was that an apple?!" And then Billy yells at Dom to stop eating and Dom piteously chuckles, "I'm so hungry!" And, lol, then later, "Are you mad at me now Bill?" "Mad? No. You know I could never stay mad at you. I'm just very disappointed." *GIGGLES* Apples I swear are the roots of all comedy.
I'm shocked how many people they got to do the commentary this time around... though I'll admit it's not near as fun without Sir Ian around. I really miss his cheeky interruptions. Hehe, but Brad Dourif is even there, and I LOVED how he pointed out that Bernard Hill just totally NAILED the character of Theoden, because he honestly did. I mean the casting was just PHENOMENAL, and I honestly think that Bernard is one of the best characters in the films, if not THE best character in the film. Just so convincing and true to form and absolutely touching in his portrayal. I absolutely adore him as Theoden, and I think he was one of the most book-to-film characters in the movies. I really can't distinguish where book Theoden and movie Theoden meet, whereas with the other actors it's rather easy because of the different directions the script has taken them from the book. But with Bernard, it's just seamless. Brilliant. He really did nail that role perfectly.
AND SEAN/ELIJAH/ANDY'S LOVE OF GRIMA! YES!! I LOVE THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT POSITIVELY LOVES GRIMA WORMTONGUE! And OH, Brad Dourif as Grima. Brilliant. He is another one that, like Bernard Hill, was just phenomenally cast. I always loved book-Grima, probably a little more than the average Tolkien fan, but Brad just totally stole my heart in the Two Towers when he's on the balcony of Orthanc looking out over Sarumon's massive army and a tear trails down his face... in my eyes that is one of the most beautiful scenes in cinema. I was sold on Brad after that scene. Just totally captivated. Because he really is just creepy enough but not OVERLY so, and just pathetic enough but not so much that you miss the hint of his deceptive strength and coy tongue. You pity him enough and you hate him enough so that neither drives to one extreme, and that is a REAL accomplishment in a villain. Because it humanizes him and makes him real, rather than a full embodiment of pure evil or whatnot. He was just... incredible. Just totally real, rich, absolutely perfect. I adore Grima. He is one of my FAVORITE all time characters.
Okay, ENOUGH RANTING. I really only wanted to say that I saw the first disk of cast commentaries. LOL. Second half shall be mastered soon... maybe tomorrow when I have a 7 hour work day... ha, work day. Oxymoron.
I have no idea why I've been using so many lj-cut's lately. *shrug* Heh.
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AHAHAHAHAH! I forgot about this icon! Ahhh, I love it so. Also, This one? Gorgeous.
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April Fool's Day is so funny. Somebody hacked into The Fark, and honestly? This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen. j00 give us t3h chic0ry and t3h 5pinaCH 0r w3 h4x0r j00r L4mer XBoX OMGOMG OMG!!!1 WTF WTF WTF WTf??! OMG NMAP AHAHAHA. As if that wasn't enough, we have LJ's![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lj_serialadder. The kicker? Um, somebody [bought] this account a paid account. You guys are weird. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
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Post-Oscars, the cast of "Rings" comes clean
By Sonoma Williams
In an exclusive interview with Variety, Elijah Wood's fellow hobbits have decided to come forth with the truth about their much-lauded Ringbearer.
Contrary to images of smiling, happy hobbit actors at premiere and awards events for the last two-plus years, the real story, say Lord of the Rings cast members, is not so sunny.
"He's a d*ck," a decidedly un-Merry Dominic Monaghan says bluntly. "Every day on the set he just wouldn't stop acting like he owned the place. Everyone became his servant. 'Get me coffee,' 'Rub my back,' 'Can I use you as a footrest?' It was constant, unending labor for the rest of us. And we couldn't say a bloody thing about it because he was the star."
Frodo's faithful servant Sam, Sean Astin, concurs with Monaghan's assessment: "You know, I thought Sam had it bad, having to actually carry Frodo up that mountain and all, but Elijah, man..." The others groan in sympathy with him. "You want the truth? The truth is I got good at carrying him because I had to do it all the time. He kept complaining that his legs were too tired, or the rocks were poking through his hobbit feet and bothering him. Initially, I was happy to help out, but then he started acting like he was entitled to it. It made me sick. There's more, but I'll have it all in my book, which is coming out this fall."
Billy Boyd, who plays Pippin in the legendary trilogy, was even more candid. "Elijah, to me, personifies everything that's wrong about Hollywood child stars: pampered, rich, expects everything to just be handed to him. Doesn't believe anyone else is even human, I think. Everyone looks at poor, suffering Frodo up there onscreen and thinks he's just so sweet and innocent. Bollocks. Frodo's not innocent. Frodo's a Prima Donna, that's what he is." Even worse, says Boyd, is that Wood's outward charm and boyish good looks made people, especially women, seemingly blind to his true nature: "Oh, he'd pull twice what we did every night in the clubs. All he has to do is put on that cute puppy act and the girls go berzerk. He must have mowed through half the female population of Wellington, and I think he even slept with Peter's assistant. There was nothing left for the rest of us! There were times he'd show up late on-set because he'd been out all night carousing with barmaids and waitresses. And then he'd hit on the makeup girls the next morning!"
"Not to mention some of the stunt guys!" Astin interjects.
"I admit, I was fooled, too, at first," Monaghan says, hanging his head. "I mean, I really fell for the guy. I couldn't help it! He was just so vibrant and fun and someone I really wanted to be close to..." he trails off wistfully. "But that all changed when he realized what he could get out of us once he had us all sucked in with all that fake sweetness."
The filmmakers could not be reached for comment, but Orlando Bloom (Legolas), via a phone interview, had this to contribute: "Elijah, man. What can I say about him that hasn't already been written on bathroom walls, you know? I can't help but feel a little smug, though, that it looks like I've turned into the big star out of all of this, instead of that little prat. Ha! Eat Troy, Wood!"
Monaghan's girlfriend, a petite blonde named Datherine, pets him soothingly as he sums up the cast's feelings about the apparently obnoxious Wood: "It was misery. Eighteen months of misery. Now that all of the awards and premieres and all the publicity is finally over, we can all relax now. That wanker can go off and do whatever he wants, because none of us want to have anything to do with him anymore. Frankly, Elijah, I hope you read this. You can kiss my Manc arse!"
Originally from here.
I love these boys. They crack me the heck up. "Eat Troy, Wood!"
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I FOUND DOM HET FANFICTION!! YAYAYAYA! Oh, good, now I'm not the first, and I have something to read as inspiration. I'm so happy, as I'm currently reading like the wind. HET FIC, WHOOT! Ironically enough I found it at a Elijah Fanfics Page. Oh well, now I have some different examples of style to examine. Yaaay.
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WTF IS UP WITH THIS TRACK?? Anybody have Sugar Ray "In the Pursuit of Leisure"? Track 4! "Bring me the Head of..."! PRAY TELL! I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LAUGHTER! Hahaha, OH IDIOT, DO MAKE US LAUGH! My lord, I love Sugar Ray so much. *hugs Mark McGrath* You are SO my boyfriend.
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http://www.thehobbitfilm.com/
Hmm. Interesting. I'd contribute, but I don't want The Hobbit movie unless Sir Ian and Ian Holmes are the leads. And while I'm fairly certain Sir Ian would jump at the chance, I'm not so sure Ian Holmes would be as enthusiastic. After all, would you jump at the chance to have your face pulled back against your skull for months at a time? Hehehe.
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I really want to go to DMB. Still sad. Still depressed. Still banging my head against the keyboard. *sigh*
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AHAHAHAHAHA, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I LOVEjedi_bria DEARLY, YOU WICKED LITTLE WENCH YOU!! AHAHAHA! In reply to this post I made, in which I wanked over teenies, she has posted her reply to my "challenge" here. *slaps thigh* I literally HOWLED with laughter, thanks.
This deserves POTC fic.
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Billeh screencaps from "Urban Ghost Story"
me: Um, HOT ICON
me: OMG
me: *EXPLODES*
sammi: ???
sammi: :)) didn't see that... thats great
me: GG: I'm sorry, you've officially killed Gabby. I'm Gabby's Ghost filling in while her brain melts
sammi: :O NOOOOOOOO
sammi: NEED THE GABBERS!
me: GG: You should have thought of that before you spammed her with hot boyfriend pics
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sammi: I'm ok... been yellin at my younger cousin to do what she's told, but atlas... she doesn't listen to me... not the one who you were talkin to when I was in the shower, her younger sis... big pain in the butt she is...
me: but atlas? HEHEHEHE
me: sorry. But that's awesome. Atlas. *giggles* Journal time.
sammi: I'm thinking about making a new aim sn.... got any suggestions?
me: LOL
me: you're cute
me: umm hmm lemme think.
me: gabbysmonkey
me: HEHEHEHE
me: mightmonkeymovesthemoon!
me: HEHEHE
me: DOMSLILMONKEY!
me: Oh, I can have fun with this....
me: thekeeperoftheDOM
sammi: :)):))*coughcan'tbreathcough*
sammi: hahaha.. I LOVE that last one
sammi: hmmm... could use Domslilmonkey...
me: HEHEHEHEHE
sammi: :D
sammi: I"m gonna use it
sammi: or I was gonna do something with hockey in it...
sammi: hmmm
me: rotfl Domslilhockeymonkey
me: THERE
me: problem solved! ;)
sammi: :))
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Theme for the Day:
"It's not your fault that you're partially retarded."--Calvin to Bryan. HEHEHEHE, I love my nephews.
Also affirming my earlier thoughts about Sean Astin having the same draw to the books as I do in a lot of ways, making it most easy for me to relate to him and his experience with LOTR, I just found out he read the books 3 times. THREE. I wonder who else had read the books 3 times just during production. Not many probably. Ahh, he's a brilliant man, really. I adore Sean. I really get where he's coming from when he talks about the films/books.
Have I mentioned how much I LOVE what they did with Gollum's eyes??? Because EVERY TIME I watch TTT I think of it, it's so brilliant and a true testament to the books and PJ's acute attention to detail, but I don't think I've ever really spoken about it here before. The way when a pivotal emotional moment occurs between Gollum/Smeagol and whomever, how the light in his eyes turns from a sickly green to a white. That's straight from the books, yo. And it really causes to captivate the audience, whether or not they consciously catch the subtle change, the way his eyes flicker evilly this wicked glare and suddenly a soft word or kind emotion wrenches at what's left of his whithered heart and suddenly the light brightens and pales in color to an almost childlike white glimmer of hope... brilliant. I love PJ's attention to the little detail, the minor things of the book that add real substance and foothold to the experience. ... Granted, his attention to the BIG details sometimes wavers, but... hehehe.
I'm really going off on an unplanned tangent. I only wanted to highlight a few things, such as how Dom freeze-framed the marching Uruk-Hai to look for Merry and Pip and didn't find them... because, you know, it's not like I have done that or anything. 'Cause, er, I haven't. *ahem* Right. And when Billy is trying to say something serious and all of the sudden you hear this crunch... I was like *perks up* *thinks of MutaLove* "Was that an apple?!" And then Billy yells at Dom to stop eating and Dom piteously chuckles, "I'm so hungry!" And, lol, then later, "Are you mad at me now Bill?" "Mad? No. You know I could never stay mad at you. I'm just very disappointed." *GIGGLES* Apples I swear are the roots of all comedy.
I'm shocked how many people they got to do the commentary this time around... though I'll admit it's not near as fun without Sir Ian around. I really miss his cheeky interruptions. Hehe, but Brad Dourif is even there, and I LOVED how he pointed out that Bernard Hill just totally NAILED the character of Theoden, because he honestly did. I mean the casting was just PHENOMENAL, and I honestly think that Bernard is one of the best characters in the films, if not THE best character in the film. Just so convincing and true to form and absolutely touching in his portrayal. I absolutely adore him as Theoden, and I think he was one of the most book-to-film characters in the movies. I really can't distinguish where book Theoden and movie Theoden meet, whereas with the other actors it's rather easy because of the different directions the script has taken them from the book. But with Bernard, it's just seamless. Brilliant. He really did nail that role perfectly.
AND SEAN/ELIJAH/ANDY'S LOVE OF GRIMA! YES!! I LOVE THAT I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT POSITIVELY LOVES GRIMA WORMTONGUE! And OH, Brad Dourif as Grima. Brilliant. He is another one that, like Bernard Hill, was just phenomenally cast. I always loved book-Grima, probably a little more than the average Tolkien fan, but Brad just totally stole my heart in the Two Towers when he's on the balcony of Orthanc looking out over Sarumon's massive army and a tear trails down his face... in my eyes that is one of the most beautiful scenes in cinema. I was sold on Brad after that scene. Just totally captivated. Because he really is just creepy enough but not OVERLY so, and just pathetic enough but not so much that you miss the hint of his deceptive strength and coy tongue. You pity him enough and you hate him enough so that neither drives to one extreme, and that is a REAL accomplishment in a villain. Because it humanizes him and makes him real, rather than a full embodiment of pure evil or whatnot. He was just... incredible. Just totally real, rich, absolutely perfect. I adore Grima. He is one of my FAVORITE all time characters.
Okay, ENOUGH RANTING. I really only wanted to say that I saw the first disk of cast commentaries. LOL. Second half shall be mastered soon... maybe tomorrow when I have a 7 hour work day... ha, work day. Oxymoron.
I have no idea why I've been using so many lj-cut's lately. *shrug* Heh.
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AHAHAHAHAH! I forgot about this icon! Ahhh, I love it so. Also, This one? Gorgeous.
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April Fool's Day is so funny. Somebody hacked into The Fark, and honestly? This is some of the funniest stuff I've seen. j00 give us t3h chic0ry and t3h 5pinaCH 0r w3 h4x0r j00r L4mer XBoX OMGOMG OMG!!!1 WTF WTF WTF WTf??! OMG NMAP AHAHAHA. As if that wasn't enough, we have LJ's
lj_serialadder. The kicker? Um, somebody [bought] this account a paid account. You guys are weird. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!---
Post-Oscars, the cast of "Rings" comes clean
By Sonoma Williams
In an exclusive interview with Variety, Elijah Wood's fellow hobbits have decided to come forth with the truth about their much-lauded Ringbearer.
Contrary to images of smiling, happy hobbit actors at premiere and awards events for the last two-plus years, the real story, say Lord of the Rings cast members, is not so sunny.
"He's a d*ck," a decidedly un-Merry Dominic Monaghan says bluntly. "Every day on the set he just wouldn't stop acting like he owned the place. Everyone became his servant. 'Get me coffee,' 'Rub my back,' 'Can I use you as a footrest?' It was constant, unending labor for the rest of us. And we couldn't say a bloody thing about it because he was the star."
Frodo's faithful servant Sam, Sean Astin, concurs with Monaghan's assessment: "You know, I thought Sam had it bad, having to actually carry Frodo up that mountain and all, but Elijah, man..." The others groan in sympathy with him. "You want the truth? The truth is I got good at carrying him because I had to do it all the time. He kept complaining that his legs were too tired, or the rocks were poking through his hobbit feet and bothering him. Initially, I was happy to help out, but then he started acting like he was entitled to it. It made me sick. There's more, but I'll have it all in my book, which is coming out this fall."
Billy Boyd, who plays Pippin in the legendary trilogy, was even more candid. "Elijah, to me, personifies everything that's wrong about Hollywood child stars: pampered, rich, expects everything to just be handed to him. Doesn't believe anyone else is even human, I think. Everyone looks at poor, suffering Frodo up there onscreen and thinks he's just so sweet and innocent. Bollocks. Frodo's not innocent. Frodo's a Prima Donna, that's what he is." Even worse, says Boyd, is that Wood's outward charm and boyish good looks made people, especially women, seemingly blind to his true nature: "Oh, he'd pull twice what we did every night in the clubs. All he has to do is put on that cute puppy act and the girls go berzerk. He must have mowed through half the female population of Wellington, and I think he even slept with Peter's assistant. There was nothing left for the rest of us! There were times he'd show up late on-set because he'd been out all night carousing with barmaids and waitresses. And then he'd hit on the makeup girls the next morning!"
"Not to mention some of the stunt guys!" Astin interjects.
"I admit, I was fooled, too, at first," Monaghan says, hanging his head. "I mean, I really fell for the guy. I couldn't help it! He was just so vibrant and fun and someone I really wanted to be close to..." he trails off wistfully. "But that all changed when he realized what he could get out of us once he had us all sucked in with all that fake sweetness."
The filmmakers could not be reached for comment, but Orlando Bloom (Legolas), via a phone interview, had this to contribute: "Elijah, man. What can I say about him that hasn't already been written on bathroom walls, you know? I can't help but feel a little smug, though, that it looks like I've turned into the big star out of all of this, instead of that little prat. Ha! Eat Troy, Wood!"
Monaghan's girlfriend, a petite blonde named Datherine, pets him soothingly as he sums up the cast's feelings about the apparently obnoxious Wood: "It was misery. Eighteen months of misery. Now that all of the awards and premieres and all the publicity is finally over, we can all relax now. That wanker can go off and do whatever he wants, because none of us want to have anything to do with him anymore. Frankly, Elijah, I hope you read this. You can kiss my Manc arse!"
Originally from here.
I love these boys. They crack me the heck up. "Eat Troy, Wood!"
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I FOUND DOM HET FANFICTION!! YAYAYAYA! Oh, good, now I'm not the first, and I have something to read as inspiration. I'm so happy, as I'm currently reading like the wind. HET FIC, WHOOT! Ironically enough I found it at a Elijah Fanfics Page. Oh well, now I have some different examples of style to examine. Yaaay.
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WTF IS UP WITH THIS TRACK?? Anybody have Sugar Ray "In the Pursuit of Leisure"? Track 4! "Bring me the Head of..."! PRAY TELL! I'M IN THE MOOD FOR LAUGHTER! Hahaha, OH IDIOT, DO MAKE US LAUGH! My lord, I love Sugar Ray so much. *hugs Mark McGrath* You are SO my boyfriend.
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http://www.thehobbitfilm.com/
Hmm. Interesting. I'd contribute, but I don't want The Hobbit movie unless Sir Ian and Ian Holmes are the leads. And while I'm fairly certain Sir Ian would jump at the chance, I'm not so sure Ian Holmes would be as enthusiastic. After all, would you jump at the chance to have your face pulled back against your skull for months at a time? Hehehe.
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I really want to go to DMB. Still sad. Still depressed. Still banging my head against the keyboard. *sigh*
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AHAHAHAHAHA, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT I LOVE
jedi_bria DEARLY, YOU WICKED LITTLE WENCH YOU!! AHAHAHA! In reply to this post I made, in which I wanked over teenies, she has posted her reply to my "challenge" here. *slaps thigh* I literally HOWLED with laughter, thanks.This deserves POTC fic.
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Billeh screencaps from "Urban Ghost Story"
me: Um, HOT ICON
me: OMG
me: *EXPLODES*
sammi: ???
sammi: :)) didn't see that... thats great
me: GG: I'm sorry, you've officially killed Gabby. I'm Gabby's Ghost filling in while her brain melts
sammi: :O NOOOOOOOO
sammi: NEED THE GABBERS!
me: GG: You should have thought of that before you spammed her with hot boyfriend pics
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sammi: I'm ok... been yellin at my younger cousin to do what she's told, but atlas... she doesn't listen to me... not the one who you were talkin to when I was in the shower, her younger sis... big pain in the butt she is...
me: but atlas? HEHEHEHE
me: sorry. But that's awesome. Atlas. *giggles* Journal time.
sammi: I'm thinking about making a new aim sn.... got any suggestions?
me: LOL
me: you're cute
me: umm hmm lemme think.
me: gabbysmonkey
me: HEHEHEHE
me: mightmonkeymovesthemoon!
me: HEHEHE
me: DOMSLILMONKEY!
me: Oh, I can have fun with this....
me: thekeeperoftheDOM
sammi: :)):))*coughcan'tbreathcough*
sammi: hahaha.. I LOVE that last one
sammi: hmmm... could use Domslilmonkey...
me: HEHEHEHEHE
sammi: :D
sammi: I"m gonna use it
sammi: or I was gonna do something with hockey in it...
sammi: hmmm
me: rotfl Domslilhockeymonkey
me: THERE
me: problem solved! ;)
sammi: :))
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Theme for the Day:
"It's not your fault that you're partially retarded."--Calvin to Bryan. HEHEHEHE, I love my nephews.
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And I have to concur about Bernard Hill AND Brad Dourif. Both were absolutely amazing. Theoden makes me cry. His facial expressions alone are enough to make me cry. The mark of a wonderful actor. With one look/I can break your heart... (excuse my musical theatre tangent). And Grima's so slimy he makes me shiver, but he's a tragic character at the same time. I wish PJ had left the "Scouring of the Shire" scene in, to *really* let Grima shine.
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Oh I know, I can't believe PJ "never liked that chapter in the book"!!! Aaaah, when I heard that for the first time I about had a MELTDOWN! :P Oh well, you gotta take what you can get I suppose. ;)
DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
...It's MINE, my own, my pressssssssious. *clutches cotton candy to self*
"I forgot what I was sayin'. Say something." - Billy
"I really like bacon in the moring and eggs at night." - Dom
"Nope, say something else." - Billy
"When I was seven, I used to eat ants..." - Dom
"Got it! ...no I don't." - Billy
*giggles* "Eat TROY Wood!"
Het Dom fics actually exist? WOW *is impressed*
:D I aim to please... or annoy, you chose. Damned?!? REALLY?!?!?!?! *bounces in chair with excitement*
Jack: *is currently trying to smash chest with a hammer* Where's Bloody William?! I FINALLY have use of his skills and... What did you do with him?!
I didn't DO anything! He's probably off with Elizabeth.
Jack: Elizabeth.... *rubs chin* Just because it didn't work out on the island dosen't mean.... See ya love! *kisses me and runs off*
*Whipes mouth* Bloody pirate needs to clean his gotee.
Iston, I need help. Did I mention I had too much ice cream tonight?
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Who said anything about Trilogy Tuesday? I was talking about when TTT:EE came out on DVD.
I haven't gotten to the Ants and Bacon story yet! How very disappointing.
Het Dom fics actually exist? WOW *is impressed*
Well, sort of. In one form or another. lol, I think I might have found more though, but I still have to examine this...
I didn't DO anything! He's probably off with Elizabeth.
Jack: Bloody lyin' WENCH! I went to see me ol' flame Elizabeth, and, after receiving something I'm not entirely sure I deserved, she informed me that she hadn't seen our dear boy William in a fortnight! So, after Elizabeth refused my advances and sent me off on me way back home, I ended up finding the blighter locked in your BLOODY CLOSET! *holds up arm and shakes locks and chains noisily* AND---by the way, did ye know that the whelp really isn't a Eunech?---AND AFTER THE STORIES HE'S BE FILLIN' MY FRAGILE MIND WITH, YE'LL BE LUCKY IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING... INCREDIBLY STUPID! *saves chains for later usage*
*starts grumbling to himself noisily about scarring the boy for life and breaking his only good blacksmith*
DAMN IT TO THE DEPTHS, WILL, IF I DON'T NEED TO YOU SNAP TO AND GET THIS CHEST OPEN!
*kicks the chest and hurts his toe*
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Let me know if you find any good fics.
The last person that saw him was Gabby and that was... a week ago. She was commenting how interesting it was to see Will and Legolas having a conversation. Then Legolas came here and everyone else was over there.
*Watches Jack hop around the room complaining while holding his foot*
*Hands him some ice* Here ye go, ya big baby.
Gabby, I read that comic today in the bookstore, you HAVE to read it. It sounds SO MUCH like something we would come up with. It amused the hell out of me.
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Jack: *glares at me*
What? I SWEAR, I didn't know Bria had Will locked in her closet! Like she said, the last time I saw him was when ya'll were over here getting blasted and playing poker!
Jack: *seems to accept this excuse* 'Tis still don't explain how he ended up in the bloody wench's closet, though.
Well, with Bria she could have been in the mood to ravish him one night and totally spaced him out the next. You know how she gets when the she-elf is around.
Jack: *nods solemnly whilst still holding ice on his bruised toe* Aye love, I do indeed.
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Jack, love could you come here a second, I have something for you. *waves rum bottle around*
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... OOH, RUM! *comes running*
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Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
*gives you pointed look* And what, pray tell, does I get out of this... equittable exchange of vows, shoulds I admit to your quarry? Hmmm?
Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!
Re: DAMNED REALLY?!?!?!?!?!