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ladyoflorien) wrote2004-12-26 10:58 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2004-12-26 10:58 pm
Ah men.
I've been in a really bad mood all day. Really freaking pissed. But a fifteen minute conversation with Em, involving a totally rad shirt and a synopsis of a LOTR spoof entitled The Ring Thing (which merely says "Shit Happens" and then continues on in a foreign language), has me on my way to maybe getting an OK night's sleep. Maybe.
I'm still rather pissed though.
treeflaMingo (9:19:56 PM): ok, last one and then i promise i'll stop pestering you. but you'll be pleased to know that i just finished downloading the entire american idiot album. off winmx. God i love piracy. can billy joe be my boyfriend every other week?
LordoLorien (10:32:57 PM): d00d. Every other week is an awful lot
treeflaMingo (10:33:57 PM): yeah..but..but...youcan have him the first week!
LordoLorien (10:34:12 PM): *slanted eyes*
treeflaMingo (10:35:31 PM): gabby, i love you. just so you know that.
LordoLorien (10:35:54 PM): that doesn't sway my vote I hope you understand
LordoLorien (10:36:04 PM): btw, look at the cast: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379889/
LordoLorien (10:36:40 PM): Al Pacino and Jeremy Irons. Whoa. I find that intriguing.
treeflaMingo (10:37:58 PM): who is jeremy irons? as in, why do i know that name?
LordoLorien (10:39:36 PM): Um, because he rox0rz?
treeflaMingo (10:40:07 PM): ah
treeflaMingo (10:40:10 PM): that would explain it
LordoLorien (10:41:05 PM): The Time Machine, Dungeons & Dragons (which was the absolute most horrid fantasy movie ever made that I, of COURSE, had to watch it), The Man in the Iron Mask, Die Hard (With a Vengeance), the voice of Scar in Lion King, er... tons more
LordoLorien (10:42:06 PM): Thanks for the poem, btw.
treeflaMingo (10:42:09 PM): welcome
LordoLorien (10:42:34 PM): it was interesting
treeflaMingo (10:43:09 PM): i enjoyed it. that poet is actually pretty talented.
treeflaMingo (10:43:12 PM): www.starlitecafe.com
treeflaMingo (10:43:37 PM): if you're bored and are looking for some mostly mediocre poetry with a few genuinely talented people hidden within
LordoLorien (10:44:04 PM): ah
LordoLorien (10:45:25 PM): I seriously can't wait to see Elijah Wood in that new Sin City movie.
treeflaMingo (10:45:40 PM): *heart pitter patters*
treeflaMingo (10:45:46 PM): what new Sin City movie?
LordoLorien (10:46:34 PM): The one that's coming out in March. Remember the photos I showed you?
treeflaMingo (10:46:58 PM): frankly. no.
LordoLorien (10:47:04 PM): geek glasses.
treeflaMingo (10:47:07 PM): AH
treeflaMingo (10:47:19 PM): *waits for geekgasm to subside*
treeflaMingo (10:47:22 PM): ok, i'm all right now.
LordoLorien (10:48:16 PM): he's playing Kevin. Which I honestly don't expect you to recognize, for A) Sin City was originally a comic book and b) it's extremely graphic. So the movie's probably going to be rated R.
LordoLorien (10:48:19 PM): *sniffs*
LordoLorien (10:48:25 PM): Not like that will stop me
treeflaMingo (10:48:45 PM): http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7215/
treeflaMingo (10:48:48 PM): has it ever?
LordoLorien (10:48:53 PM): for no letter in the english alphabet can keep me from Elijah! Especially not when he's playing a deranged psychopath! Yay
LordoLorien (10:49:17 PM): Oh.
LordoLorien (10:49:20 PM): Oh.
LordoLorien (10:49:26 PM): You are so buying that for me
treeflaMingo (10:49:49 PM): hehehehe
treeflaMingo (10:49:50 PM): ok
treeflaMingo (10:49:56 PM): Eric showed me taht.
LordoLorien (10:49:58 PM): HA!!!!! AND THE DESCRIPTION IS WRITTEN UP LIKE AN RPG! OMG
treeflaMingo (10:50:02 PM): you need to meet Eric
LordoLorien (10:50:19 PM): I may have to decline the invite, as I may end up marrying him
treeflaMingo (10:50:40 PM): he's wordly....
LordoLorien (10:50:59 PM): Exactly my point
LordoLorien (10:51:05 PM): WHERE ARE TEH CHEETOS?
LordoLorien (10:51:09 PM): *hugs this webpage*
treeflaMingo (10:51:17 PM): hahahahahahahaah
treeflaMingo (10:51:25 PM): what size shirt do you wear?
LordoLorien (10:51:46 PM): M, but unless I can try it on first I usually get a L just in case
treeflaMingo (10:51:56 PM): k
LordoLorien (10:52:04 PM): Are you seriously buying it for me?
treeflaMingo (10:53:02 PM): yeah
LordoLorien (10:53:22 PM): you just made this entire effing crappy day so much better
treeflaMingo (10:53:45 PM): yay!
LordoLorien (10:53:54 PM): *clears away half-decayed chicken to make room for new offering to the alter of Mangina*
treeflaMingo (10:54:15 PM): hehehehehe
LordoLorien (10:54:30 PM): I still demand all rights to Billy Joe though.
treeflaMingo (10:55:06 PM): no!
treeflaMingo (10:55:15 PM): let me have at least...every other weekend!
treeflaMingo (10:55:20 PM): PLEASE!
treeflaMingo (10:55:26 PM): I BEG YOU!
LordoLorien (10:55:36 PM): but, to make up, I will give you this trailer for Sin City, though grossly without Elijah scenes, still has a rather haunting headshot of him at the very end: http://images.apple.com/movies/miramax/sin_city/sin_city_m480.mov
treeflaMingo (10:55:49 PM): oh, fine
LordoLorien (10:56:02 PM): k, have you heard of "The Ring Thing"?
LordoLorien (10:56:41 PM): Ah, snap
treeflaMingo (10:56:54 PM): no
LordoLorien (10:57:18 PM): Ah, Swiss people rock my world
LordoLorien (10:57:21 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/users/undone27/786770.html
LordoLorien (10:57:43 PM): I will have a party for you and hire the guy who plays Frodo.
treeflaMingo (10:59:15 PM): oh man. we are so seeing sincity
LordoLorien (10:59:30 PM): Did you see it? Freakin yes
Because, just in case this page ever goes away, the shirt says "+20 Shirt of Smiting," and the description is as follows:
You see a large wooden door. You open it.
You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you flickers briefly.
You see hidden in the shadows the glistening, faceted eyes of your manager. The foul smelling monster breathes heavily -- drooling on a stack of TPS reports. What do you do?
I attack. I swing my 2-handed sword at the fell beast! Luckily I'm wearing my +20 Shirt of Smiting, otherwise my roll of 17 would have been merely a glancing blow against his AC 37 scaly hide. Thanks to my new shirt, it's a critical hit! DOUBLE DAMAGE!
Where are the Cheetos?
100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Don't be deceived by its comfy feel and relaxed fit: with "+20 Shirt of Smiting" printed on the front in white, you're practically invincible!
Additionally, my new favorite phrase just might be: "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."--Sam Brown
PS. Gavin (11:08:27 PM): http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/28/6.jpg
Me (11:08:53 PM): HA
Gavin (11:11:04 PM): http://www.uwm.edu/People/okhan/images/lord_of_the_bling.jpg
Me (11:12:05 PM): I pity the fool! I pity the fool who wears my jewelry!
I'm still rather pissed though.
treeflaMingo (9:19:56 PM): ok, last one and then i promise i'll stop pestering you. but you'll be pleased to know that i just finished downloading the entire american idiot album. off winmx. God i love piracy. can billy joe be my boyfriend every other week?
LordoLorien (10:32:57 PM): d00d. Every other week is an awful lot
treeflaMingo (10:33:57 PM): yeah..but..but...youcan have him the first week!
LordoLorien (10:34:12 PM): *slanted eyes*
treeflaMingo (10:35:31 PM): gabby, i love you. just so you know that.
LordoLorien (10:35:54 PM): that doesn't sway my vote I hope you understand
LordoLorien (10:36:04 PM): btw, look at the cast: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0379889/
LordoLorien (10:36:40 PM): Al Pacino and Jeremy Irons. Whoa. I find that intriguing.
treeflaMingo (10:37:58 PM): who is jeremy irons? as in, why do i know that name?
LordoLorien (10:39:36 PM): Um, because he rox0rz?
treeflaMingo (10:40:07 PM): ah
treeflaMingo (10:40:10 PM): that would explain it
LordoLorien (10:41:05 PM): The Time Machine, Dungeons & Dragons (which was the absolute most horrid fantasy movie ever made that I, of COURSE, had to watch it), The Man in the Iron Mask, Die Hard (With a Vengeance), the voice of Scar in Lion King, er... tons more
LordoLorien (10:42:06 PM): Thanks for the poem, btw.
treeflaMingo (10:42:09 PM): welcome
LordoLorien (10:42:34 PM): it was interesting
treeflaMingo (10:43:09 PM): i enjoyed it. that poet is actually pretty talented.
treeflaMingo (10:43:12 PM): www.starlitecafe.com
treeflaMingo (10:43:37 PM): if you're bored and are looking for some mostly mediocre poetry with a few genuinely talented people hidden within
LordoLorien (10:44:04 PM): ah
LordoLorien (10:45:25 PM): I seriously can't wait to see Elijah Wood in that new Sin City movie.
treeflaMingo (10:45:40 PM): *heart pitter patters*
treeflaMingo (10:45:46 PM): what new Sin City movie?
LordoLorien (10:46:34 PM): The one that's coming out in March. Remember the photos I showed you?
treeflaMingo (10:46:58 PM): frankly. no.
LordoLorien (10:47:04 PM): geek glasses.
treeflaMingo (10:47:07 PM): AH
treeflaMingo (10:47:19 PM): *waits for geekgasm to subside*
treeflaMingo (10:47:22 PM): ok, i'm all right now.
LordoLorien (10:48:16 PM): he's playing Kevin. Which I honestly don't expect you to recognize, for A) Sin City was originally a comic book and b) it's extremely graphic. So the movie's probably going to be rated R.
LordoLorien (10:48:19 PM): *sniffs*
LordoLorien (10:48:25 PM): Not like that will stop me
treeflaMingo (10:48:45 PM): http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/gaming/7215/
treeflaMingo (10:48:48 PM): has it ever?
LordoLorien (10:48:53 PM): for no letter in the english alphabet can keep me from Elijah! Especially not when he's playing a deranged psychopath! Yay
LordoLorien (10:49:17 PM): Oh.
LordoLorien (10:49:20 PM): Oh.
LordoLorien (10:49:26 PM): You are so buying that for me
treeflaMingo (10:49:49 PM): hehehehe
treeflaMingo (10:49:50 PM): ok
treeflaMingo (10:49:56 PM): Eric showed me taht.
LordoLorien (10:49:58 PM): HA!!!!! AND THE DESCRIPTION IS WRITTEN UP LIKE AN RPG! OMG
treeflaMingo (10:50:02 PM): you need to meet Eric
LordoLorien (10:50:19 PM): I may have to decline the invite, as I may end up marrying him
treeflaMingo (10:50:40 PM): he's wordly....
LordoLorien (10:50:59 PM): Exactly my point
LordoLorien (10:51:05 PM): WHERE ARE TEH CHEETOS?
LordoLorien (10:51:09 PM): *hugs this webpage*
treeflaMingo (10:51:17 PM): hahahahahahahaah
treeflaMingo (10:51:25 PM): what size shirt do you wear?
LordoLorien (10:51:46 PM): M, but unless I can try it on first I usually get a L just in case
treeflaMingo (10:51:56 PM): k
LordoLorien (10:52:04 PM): Are you seriously buying it for me?
treeflaMingo (10:53:02 PM): yeah
LordoLorien (10:53:22 PM): you just made this entire effing crappy day so much better
treeflaMingo (10:53:45 PM): yay!
LordoLorien (10:53:54 PM): *clears away half-decayed chicken to make room for new offering to the alter of Mangina*
treeflaMingo (10:54:15 PM): hehehehehe
LordoLorien (10:54:30 PM): I still demand all rights to Billy Joe though.
treeflaMingo (10:55:06 PM): no!
treeflaMingo (10:55:15 PM): let me have at least...every other weekend!
treeflaMingo (10:55:20 PM): PLEASE!
treeflaMingo (10:55:26 PM): I BEG YOU!
LordoLorien (10:55:36 PM): but, to make up, I will give you this trailer for Sin City, though grossly without Elijah scenes, still has a rather haunting headshot of him at the very end: http://images.apple.com/movies/miramax/sin_city/sin_city_m480.mov
treeflaMingo (10:55:49 PM): oh, fine
LordoLorien (10:56:02 PM): k, have you heard of "The Ring Thing"?
LordoLorien (10:56:41 PM): Ah, snap
treeflaMingo (10:56:54 PM): no
LordoLorien (10:57:18 PM): Ah, Swiss people rock my world
LordoLorien (10:57:21 PM): http://www.livejournal.com/users/undone27/786770.html
LordoLorien (10:57:43 PM): I will have a party for you and hire the guy who plays Frodo.
treeflaMingo (10:59:15 PM): oh man. we are so seeing sincity
LordoLorien (10:59:30 PM): Did you see it? Freakin yes
Because, just in case this page ever goes away, the shirt says "+20 Shirt of Smiting," and the description is as follows:
You see a large wooden door. You open it.
You enter a dark cavernous conference room. There are whiteboards, notepads, and a speakerphone. The faint smell of dry erase markers and stale coffee hovers in the dank office air. The fluorescent light above you flickers briefly.
You see hidden in the shadows the glistening, faceted eyes of your manager. The foul smelling monster breathes heavily -- drooling on a stack of TPS reports. What do you do?
I attack. I swing my 2-handed sword at the fell beast! Luckily I'm wearing my +20 Shirt of Smiting, otherwise my roll of 17 would have been merely a glancing blow against his AC 37 scaly hide. Thanks to my new shirt, it's a critical hit! DOUBLE DAMAGE!
Where are the Cheetos?
100% cotton heavyweight t-shirt in black. Don't be deceived by its comfy feel and relaxed fit: with "+20 Shirt of Smiting" printed on the front in white, you're practically invincible!
Additionally, my new favorite phrase just might be: "Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."--Sam Brown
PS. Gavin (11:08:27 PM): http://www.drivenbyboredom.com/gallery/28/6.jpg
Me (11:08:53 PM): HA
Gavin (11:11:04 PM): http://www.uwm.edu/People/okhan/images/lord_of_the_bling.jpg
Me (11:12:05 PM): I pity the fool! I pity the fool who wears my jewelry!