Today's Theme For The Day:

[ladyoflorien]

Actually, this should be Tuesday's Theme for the Day, but I didn't feel like signing on Tuesday night. And, well, I almost forgot all about it today. Lucky for me I never sleep, so I can make posts like this at one o'clock in the morning.

This one comes to you courtesy of Judging Amy, one of the most fabulous shows known to man (this week's episode being especially fabulous, for MULTIPLE reasons, but I'll spare you all the details). It also bares telling that Sean is SOmyboyfriend. If I were ever to go for an older man, he'd be the guy. Damn him for being fictitious! Totally my type.

Today's Theme For The Day:
Maxine: Why do men send women flowers?
Sean: So they will like us.
Maxine: Aren't cut flowers a euphemism for sex?
Sean: Yes.
Maxine: It doesn't seem to make sense. Buy a houseplant or something. The moment a flower is cut it begins to wither and die. Wouldn't you rather get something that lasts longer?
Sean: Men have short-term goals.

My pirate name is:

Mad Anne Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Appropriate. Very approprite. And amusing.