ladyoflorien | Oh dear god.

(Bria asks me if I watch "Lost" just before yahoo crashes...)
me: to answer your q, 'cause I opened up message archive, I saw up until they discovered that message had been playing for 14 years. I never saw the french spies, or terrorists, or whatever they are
me: but someone (probably you) told me about Dom's character dying and then Jack saving him
Bria : oh well there was one eppy where charlie almost died hence this icon
me: I just told you I knnnneeewwww about that
Bria : dude, I just read that and though "Jack (as in sparrow) saved Dom?"
me: (by the by, the picture I was going to dispay was of an apple and it said "heads up" on it)
me: rotfl
me: I thought you might
me: isn't that the doctors name?
me: the one with the Christ complex?
Bria : yeah
me: I thought so
Bria : ...crist complex?
me: lol he's like super-doctor
Bria : ah
me: he runs around saving everyone's life like he's the big savior or something
me: he's absolutely ridiculous
Bria : *shruggs*
me: "Don't worry, I can perform surgery on you using this sharpened piece of bamboo and some primitive tree sap!"
me: and then they live, of COURSE
Bria : no the shrapnil guy died
me: ....
me: he.... didn't actually do any of the stuff I just typed, did he?
Bria : the dude he was performing surgary on
Bria : no
me: OMFG
me: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Bria : but the dude he performed surgery on died
me: HE DID PERFORM SURGERY ON SOMEONE?
me: ROTFLMFAOPIMPDOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bria : he removed shrapnal from a dude
me: was it just in his skin, or was it surgery surgery??
Bria : it was just embedded in his side really deep
me: ah, ok
me: still bloody hysterical, though
me: god I hate that show
Bria : I love it
me: it's like watching a soap opera
me: all that's missing now is for two people to become lovers and then later on discover they're brother and sister
Bria : that SORTA happened. See boone and Shannon are first shown as brother and sister (although they act sorta like boyfriend and girlfriend in early eppies) welll we then discover that they're step siblings with no blood relation at all and just before they got on the plane that crashed, they had a one night stand
me: O
me: M
me: F
me: G
me: *falls on knees dramatically and looks toward the sky, palms open to the air but still clenching and unclenching* WHHHYYYYY?????

It's so freakin' ridiculous! Who watches this drivel? And WHY? I mean, I love Dom as much as the next girl, I think he's a pure dead brilliant actor, but I just can't. I just can't stomach the script. I don't know why in God's name he read it and thought "Hey, this sounds right up my alley!" I would much rather he take the bit-role-in-movies approach like Billy and work his way up.

By the way...

Ladder 49: 3 out of 5 stars. Joaquin Phoenix is somyboyfriend.

Trivia: Joaquin Phoenix was so afraid of heights before shooting this film that he could not even slide down the 20-foot fire pole. After he finished training he hung off the side of a 20-story building by a single repelling rope.

"Do you think fornicatin' with loose women is funny, son?!"

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you went to see Ladder 49 without me?!?!?!?!?!
and then never told me???!?!??!!!??
that's it.
no pretty things for you.
none.
nope.
whore

What do you mean went to see? It's out on video, love. And I was at a sleepover-movie-night-thing. So even if I knew I was supposed to see it with you, I would have still been out-voted.
Sheesh.
You know you're still my Big Papa.

Oh dear god.

i can't believe you.

Re: i can't believe you.