Yes, I AM THAT bored.

[ladyoflorien]

stole it from treeflamingo. She didn't even tag me.

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* I miss somebody right now.
* I don't watch much TV these days.
* I love olives.
* I own lots of books.
* I wear glasses or contact lenses.
* I love to play video games. (on occasion. Like when I'm bored out of my SKULL.)
* I've tried marijuana.
* I've watched porn movies.
* I curse sometimes. I'm not proud of it.
* I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
* I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me. (cheap swiss army knock-off)
* I'm TOTALLY smart. (I love how absolutely conceited that sounds)
* I have broken someone's bones.
* I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
* I hate the rain. (I love the rain)
* I'm paranoid at times.
* I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
* I need money right now.
* I love sushi. (because, really, I wish I could get as excited over raw fish as some of my friends do)
* I talk really, really fast. (only when I'm hyper. does that count?)
* I have fresh breath in the morning.
* I have long hair.
* I have lost money in Las Vegas.
* I have at least one sibling.
* I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
* I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past. what girl hasn't? (me)
* I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
* I like the way that I look. I've found out that not doing so doesn't make your life or anybody else's life any better.
* I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
* I know how to cornrow.
* I am usually pessimistic.
* I have a lot of mood swings. (some would say this is true of me, but actually I wish it were that simple. In all honesty I'm pretty even-tempered.)
* I think prostitution should be legalized.
* I think Britney Spears is pretty. (speaking of prostitutes...)
* I slept with a roommate.
* I have a hidden talent. (I'm always striving for more)
* I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
* I have a lot of friends.
* I have pecked someone of the same sex. (It took me forever to figure out "peck" meant kiss. I was like, "OMGWTF NO GROSS!" Then it dawned on me. And yes, Lexi and I kissed prison-inmate style. fwahahaha if you want to know more you'll have to buy the book.)
* I enjoy talking on the phone. (I HATE IT WITH A PASSION!)
* I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (sure why not.)
* I love to shop. (I HATE IT WITH A PASSION!)
* I enjoy window shopping.
* I would rather shop than eat.
* I would classify myself as ghetto. (*snort* Well, I WAS born in Long Beach...)
* I'm bourgie and have worn a sweater tied around my shoulders. (WTF no?)
* I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (not near as much as I used to be, though. *sniff sniff* Ah memories...)
* I don't hate anyone. I dislike them. (I know this also sounds rather high-minded and unrealistic, but it is indeed true. I might say I hate some things, but I've never hated a person, no matter what they did to me.)
* I'm a pretty good dancer. (I miss swing.)
* I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
* I have a cell phone.
* I believe in God.
* I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
* I've rejected someone before.
* I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. I have too many ideas of what I'd like to do with the rest of my life.
* I want to have children in the future.
* I have changed a diaper before. (many, many times.)
* I've called the cops on a [boy]friend before.
* I am a member of the Tom Green fan club.
* I'm not allergic to anything.
* I have a lot to learn.
* I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
* I am shy around the opposite sex.
* I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (not so much now as I used to be)
* I have at least 5 away messages saved.
* I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (well I AM 21. And I'm also Italian. So I was that twelve-year-old kid at all the family gatherings getting wine passed to them even if they didn't want any.)
* I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
* I own the "South Park" movie.
* I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
* When I was a kid I played "the birds and the bees" with a neighbor or chum. (WTF no?)
* I enjoy some country music.
* I WOULD DIE FOR MY BEST FRIENDS.
* I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza. (who wrote this one?! I mean seriously? What planet are YOU from?!)
* I watch soap operas whenever I can.
* I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist. (who? me? nooo...)
* I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
* I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all. (I LIKE his music, but I wouldn't say love. And frankly I just feel sorry for the man himself.)
* I know all the words to Slick Rick's "Children's Story".
* Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
* I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
* I have dated a close friend's ex.
* I like surveys/memes. (not so much.)
* I am happy at this moment. (eh sure why not.)
* I'm obsessed with guys.
* Democrat.
* Republican.
* I am punk rockish.
* I am preppy. (I am whatever I feel like being whenever I feel like being it.)
* I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
* I study for tests most of the time. (But not much)
* I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (except of course for the chick who taught me how. Because yes, some random kid taught me how to tie my shoes. I don't even remember her name.)
* I can work on a car. (I'd like to be able to build a hot rod some day)
* I love my job!!!
* I am comfortable with who I am right now.
* I have more than just my ears pierced. (I have nothing pierced.)
* I walk barefoot wherever I can.
* I have jumped off a bridge.
* I love sea turtles.
* I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
* I believe in prophetic dreams (Daniel had 'em; I don't.)
* I plan on achieving a major goal/dream. (who doesn't?)
* I am proficient on a musical instrument. (I'd always like to learn more, though)
* I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
* I hate office jobs.
* I love sci-fi movies.
* I think water rules.
* I went to college out of state.
* I am adopted. (hehehehehehe...)
* I like sausage.
* I am a pyro. (I prefer to think of it as a healthy love of fire. It's at least a LOT healthier than those of OTHER people I know.)
* I love the Red Sox.
* I have thrown up from crying too much.
* I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
* I love kisses.
* I fall for the worst people and have been hurt every time.
* I adore bright colors.
* I love Dear Abby.
* I can't live without black eyeliner.
* I think school is awesome.
* I think pigtails serve a purpose. (WTF mate?)
* I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
* I usually like covers better than originals. (HECK NO. UGH. JUST. NO. GO DIE NOW.)
* I don't like multi-textured ice cream.
* I think John Cusack is adorable. (squeeeeeeeee!)
* I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGI Fridays.
* I watch Food Network way too much.
* I love coaching youth sports.
* I can pick up things with my toes.
* I can't whistle.
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither. (Because yes, I tried, and yes, I could.)
*I have ridden/owned a horse. (have ridden; wish I owned)
* I still have every journal I've ever written in.
* I can't stick to a diet.
* I talk in my sleep. (how the heck am I supposed to know?! I'm ASLEEP.)
* I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century. (but sometimes I think I was born in precisely the right one.)
* I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
* Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
* I have jazz in my blood.
* I would not be friends if they weren't family. (...what? ... Seriously, what?! I have no idea what that means. My friends ARE my family.)
* I wear a toe ring. (on occasion)
* I have a tattoo.
* I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (BAHAHAHA! I couldn't stand all three. But then, that was natural, and it's all behind me now.)
* I am a caffeine junkie.
* I know who Santos L. Halper is. (I do now.)
* I read trashy romance novels and I am ashamed.
* I love wrestling. It's enjoyable.
* I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all. (tree-huggy, but not the spiritual part)
* If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
* I cosplayed or know what cosplaying is.
* I have been to over 15 conventions. (Muahaha... you didn't specify what KIND of convention!)
* I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
* I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
* I'm an artist.
* I have a goal to collect every Johnny Depp movie ever made. (I do now.)
* i am ambidexterous. (Well, actually, I sort of am already. But. It doesn't count. *sniff*)
* I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
* My computer has a name.
* If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
* I have terrible teeth.
* I hate my toes.
* I did this Meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (so pathetic.)
* I have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
* I have lived in either three different states or countries.
* I am extremely flexible. (by all definitions.)
* I love hugs (and I need one right now) more than kisses.
* I want to own my own business.
* I smoke or have tried cigarettes.
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST. (Big surprise there. Now guess who. Guess.)
* I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
* Nobody has ever said I'm normal. And if they did, they were on something
* I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (If by many you mean a few, then, unfortunately, yes.)
* I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
* I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
* I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
* I have played tennis with my non dominant hand before.
* I have played strip poker with someone else before.
* I read the labels on food, shampoo, and other things just because.
* I have emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
* I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I believe in DEMONS, so you know.)
* I can't stand being alone.
* I have at least one obsession at any given time.
* I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (take away the first weighing.)
* I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
* I know what THACO means. (Shut. face. jerk.)
* I have a signed Tom Servo head. (WTF?)
* I'm a judgemental bitch.
* I'm a HUGE drama-queen. (when it's fun, but generally I'm just messing around, so it doesn't count.)
* I was a Spice Girls fan and I'm proud of it.
* I have traveled on more than one continent.
* I sometimes wish my father would just dis[re]appear. (Don't have to wish much, as he's rarely ever home to begin with.)
* I have seen every single episode of more than one television show. (shut. pu.)
* I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
* I have met someone famous.
* I play/have played a tabletop RPG like D&D, Spycraft, etc.
* I have regretted the last five years of my life. (don't live with regrets, no matter what.)
* I owe more in credit cards than I do on my car loan.
* I've never had to work third shift.
* I was able to make it through the meme without screwing up my tags. (guess we'll find out soon enough, eh?)
* I read manga.
* I can bend my thumb backwards to touch my forearm.
* I spend more time with my Sims than I do with my real friends.
* I know that I have lived at least two past lives, but don't have any way to tangibly explain it to anyone. (WTF? LOL!)
* I can speak (or at least get around in) multiple languages. (always up for more.)
* I own every novel Danielle Steel has ever written.
* I really only have one person who I trust with any and all information. And that person is my very best friend. (I'm working on it, though.)
* Im obessed with fashion.
* I've had a lot of pets.
* I would kill anyone to meet Shirley Bassey.
* I am not confident about my looks at all.
* I have red hair! (OH how I WISH!)
* If I fall in 'love', I fall hard.
* I'd prefer to be/stay plus-size than to be sickly skinny.
* I didn't realise how long this thing was. (I did and I DID IT ANYWAY!)
* I love Paris and Berlin. London! (I love any place with history)
* I miss Miss Lænda and her 12-year-old worshippers way too much.
* I can beat you all at backgammon. (probably.)
* I'm addicted to the internet. (If by addicted you mean that I get the shakes when it's down for any prolonged period, then yes. *shifty eyes*)
* I can't go up and ask someone for anything by myself.
* I'm fake.
* All I truly want is to get what is in my head out.
* I'm actualy norse (hehehehehe...)
* I'd pay crazy money to go to an *NSync concert
* I dont know what game i want to play right now, but i want to play SOMETHING
* I'm married
* I am lonely.

One true thing about me: I am a loser geek.

I tag nobody. Because I'm not that cruel.

Wow I have a lot of stuff bolded up there. *scans over survey again* I guess I've lived a pretty full life for a 21-year-old.

Comments

[treeflamingo.livejournal.com]

* I believe in prophetic dreams (Daniel had 'em; I don't.)
darn you! i didn´t think of that... and john...
* I am a pyro. (I prefer to think of it as a healthy love of fire. It's at least a LOT healthier than those of OTHER people I know.)
surely you´re not referring to me...
* I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes' slither. (Because yes, I tried, and yes, I could.)
becaues yes, i tried and no, i couldn´t
* I have been to over 15 conventions. (Muahaha... you didn't specify what KIND of convention!)
darn you again! i didn´t think of that!
* I have met a star from ABC's LOST. (Big surprise there. Now guess who. Guess.)
hmm...this is a hard one... hrrm....maybe... adrien brody? was he on that show? or could it be florence henderson... wasn´t she the mother of all the castaways?

and finally... i love how many of the little additions i made you kept and boldified. yay.

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

*shakes head* You have much still to learn, young padawan...
And I was referring to you with the pyro comment, but not you alone.
hmm...this is a hard one... hrrm....maybe... adrien brody? was he on that show? or could it be florence henderson... wasn´t she the mother of all the castaways?
If we were on yahoo right now, I would be using the little ROTFL emoticon. Because that's how I feel right now.
"ROTFL FLORENCE HENDERSON?! OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
I hate Lost with a passion. You know how you sometimes feel when watching a stupid show that you're losing IQ points just for taking it in? Like, you literally feel dumber? Yeah, when I watch Lost, I can actually FEEL my liquefied brain oozing out my ear.
But Dom Monaghan is on that show. So. I don't watch it, but I keep up with it. Because he's so adorable it kills me.
*giggles* Adrian Broady.... hehe...

[treeflamingo.livejournal.com]

i included florence henderson becuase you are possibly the only friend of my age that i have that would understand why it´s funny.
and yes, i know all too well the feeling of liquified brain matter oozing out the ear...

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

That's a cryin' shame.
The mere name alone should spur one to amusement.
Florence Henderson... HA!

[treeflamingo.livejournal.com]

heh heh heh.
i see the birth of a new and completely pointless inside joke that even those of us on the inside don´t quite get.
Florence Henderson. heheheheheh.