Goodnight sweetheart, well it's time to go BADA BADA...

[ladyoflorien]

I have a headache. I don't want to talk tonight. I'll tell you about yesterday, today, and tomorrow all tomorrow. I think I can do it. I just wanted to post some chats and stuff here before I left LJ because I don't want them on my task bar all night (have I mentioned I'm insane?).

::quiz results (because I haven't done one in FOREVER)::


Which BSB song are you?

I'm Show me the meaning of Being lonely!

~~Lonely or broken hearted, you feel like something is missing in your life, you may be depressed. You've had problems or been hurt. You think about the past alot, and like to write or sing to express yourself. You're strong and will do anything to protect your heart, you will overcome.~~

That's accurate. Very accurate, actually. If only the English and grammar were better.


ladyoboe: DUDE
ladyoboe: i was at work
ladyoboe: and these two chicks came in
ladyoboe: to fill out applications
mustang_girl14: please...... make complete sentences B
ladyoboe: so I'm putzing around, cleaning the juice machine
ladyoboe: I didn't realize they'd come into the breakfast area to fill them out at the tables, so when i spotted them out of the corner of my eye, the brunette (the only one i saw of the two) i totally thought was
ladyoboe: a dog.
ladyoboe: sitting at the table, licking it.
ladyoboe: i started lmgdmfaos
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: that's really really sad but EXTREMELY amusing
ladyoboe: and THEN
ladyoboe: i had to mop the lobby
mustang_girl14: oh dear...
ladyoboe: lol
ladyoboe: but see, i don't normally do that.
mustang_girl14: ok
ladyoboe: so i got done mopping the lobby, and i was just about finished for the day, and i was bringing my dirty towels and stuff to the laundry room, and as i walked through the lobby, i slipped, and just about fell on my ass
mustang_girl14: Oh NO!
ladyoboe: Clay, the building mechanic/manager/handyman dude, started laughing his ass off at me
ladyoboe: he's like "you should KNOW the floor is wet because YOU JUST MOPPED IT!!!"
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: ROTFL
ladyoboe: I don't blush, but I *swear* i was crimson - there were guests in the lobby when I slipped, too.
mustang_girl14: Awwwwwww
mustang_girl14: poor B!
mustang_girl14: *hugs*
ladyoboe: *sniffle*
ladyoboe: thank you.
ladyoboe: thank you very much.
mustang_girl14: I wuff you B!
ladyoboe: I wuff you too G!
ladyoboe: it's like you're my home boy
ladyoboe: Hey, yo, G, how's it hangin, dawg?
mustang_girl14: rotfl
ladyoboe: *cue lines from "Liar, Liar"* Short, shriveled, and slightly to the left.
mustang_girl14: Man, why you gotta diss me like that for?
ladyoboe: LMGDMFAOS
mustang_girl14: WHAT? rotfl
ladyoboe: HI HOWIE!!!
mustang_girl14: BYE JOEY!!!
ladyoboe: haven't you seen Liar, Liar with Jim Carey?
ladyoboe: no, you haven't i bet.
ladyoboe: ;)
mustang_girl14: yeah, like when it first came out on video a HELLA long time ago
mustang_girl14: hmpt
mustang_girl14: MPCT is malfunctioning today
ladyoboe: WOW! :O
ladyoboe: lol i know
ladyoboe: it's cuz i nearly fell on my ass - that scared my brain (which resides in my ass) into malfunctioning today
mustang_girl14: GUESS WHAT I JUST SAW FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT?
ladyoboe: WHAT?!?!? SOUND OF MUSIC?!?!?
mustang_girl14: GAH NO HECK NO!
mustang_girl14: Fiddler on the Roof
ladyoboe: lol
ladyoboe: OH I LOVE IT
ladyoboe: didja like it?
mustang_girl14: yeah it was pretty good
ladyoboe: i was IN it - i was in the pit when my high school did that freshman year
ladyoboe: i was the only oboe player :D
mustang_girl14: rotfl

ladyoboe: i've written a new song
ladyoboe: well, the chorus to a new song
mustang_girl14: yeah?
ladyoboe: here's the lyrics to the chorus:
ladyoboe: pop and a bandaid!
ladyoboe: pop and a bandaid!
ladyoboe: i'm gonna get me!
ladyoboe: some pop and a bandaid!
ladyoboe: YEAH!
mustang_girl14: rotfl

mustang_girl14: OH MY GOSH! HOWARD! CENSOR!!
ladyoboe: howard?
ladyoboe: stern or d?
mustang_girl14: *slaps forehead* The All Access video? Please tell me you've seen it...
ladyoboe: ummmmmmm what color is it?
ladyoboe: if it's green..... i don't think so
mustang_girl14: It's got the album cover picture for the first album on it
ladyoboe: nope, i don't think so
ladyoboe: is it the one they did in Germany? the little concert where kevin played his piano solo?
ladyoboe: cuz i have that one, the orlando concert, and some unauthorized video that i haven't really watched
mustang_girl14: No
mustang_girl14: I can NOT BELIEVE that you haven't seen the ALL ACCESS VIDEO!!!
mustang_girl14: *hits you repeatedly with apples*
ladyoboe: meep?
ladyoboe: HEY!
ladyoboe: I SAW BRAEBURN APPLES AT THE CHECKOUT LINE TODAY!! I THOUGHT OF YOU!!
mustang_girl14: YOU... *mcintosh* YOU!.... *gala* YOOOOU!!!.... *Granny Smith* YOU MOOK!!!!
mustang_girl14: Awww YAY!
ladyoboe: mook? lol i love being a mook!
mustang_girl14: *braeburn apple to the skull*
ladyoboe: hehe
ladyoboe: so i've gotta see all access then, eh?
mustang_girl14: it's the video where they go behind the scenes on the video shoots for Everybody, ALAYLM, and AIHTG
mustang_girl14: YES it's the best BSB video of them all!!
ladyoboe: oh!
ladyoboe: i HAVE seen it then! i think.... yeah! my ex bought it for me for my b'day
mustang_girl14: X( X( X( X( X( X( X( X( X(
ladyoboe: or christmas
ladyoboe: or something
ladyoboe: well i couldn't see it under my tv from this angle!
ladyoboe: my bad!
mustang_girl14: But the fact that you don't REMEMBER it is just.... SACRILEGE!!!
ladyoboe: should i, uh, watch it?
ladyoboe: i'll put it on now.... if i can find it...
mustang_girl14: YES!
ladyoboe: yeah - i see it now. it's right next to ANOWTBSB
mustang_girl14: YOU SHOULD!
mustang_girl14: It's the funniest kick butt video ever
mustang_girl14: the best one BSB has done
ladyoboe: lol i'll put it on right now, how's that?
mustang_girl14: GOOD
mustang_girl14: dang
mustang_girl14: THIS is the video that all the BSB quotes you see on quotes pages come from
ladyoboe: you pulling out on BSTEM too?
mustang_girl14: Yes
mustang_girl14: I thought she had most definitely seen it (because all the GOOD BSB fans have), and tried to get her to rag on you too
mustang_girl14: but then SHE hasn't seen it either
mustang_girl14: so she gets a couple gala's to the skull as well
ladyoboe: lolol

ladyoboe: i had this dream
ladyoboe: it was a few nights ago
ladyoboe: i was doing a Diary thing on MTV
ladyoboe: you were my PA
ladyoboe: hehe
mustang_girl14: rotfl
ladyoboe: and we were at some awards show or something, and all of a sudden i turned to you and was like
mustang_girl14: you sure do dream about me a lot!
ladyoboe: "OMG GABBY IT'S THE KFC, IT'S THE FRICKING KFC!"
ladyoboe: and you freaked out
ladyoboe: and i freaked out
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMFAO
ladyoboe: and everybody was like "WTF? KFC? Chicken? Huh?"
mustang_girl14: OMG
mustang_girl14: ROTFLMAO!!
mustang_girl14: *dies*
ladyoboe: and you were like "DUH!" and then we both said "Kentucky's. Finest. Cousins!"
mustang_girl14: Heeeeee!
mustang_girl14: That's so cool!
ladyoboe: isn't it?
ladyoboe: i thought it was so funny
ladyoboe: but then you haven't been on much the last couple days for me to tell you about it
ladyoboe: i would give my left leg to dance in a fatima choreographed video, but that wouldn't help me much, would it?

ladyoboe: lmfao aj "like a virgin! erhm, sorry, a little madonna there for a second"

mustang_girl14: oh. my. god. tell. me. now. or. die.
ladyoboe: lol
mustang_girl14: so. that. I. can. assume. your. identity.

(Moya's Central Command - We see a close up of Rygel as Zhaan sneaks up behind him, startling the Hynerian.)
RYGEL: Zhaan, are you fully clothed? (Rygel covers his eyes with his hands.)
ZHAAN: I'm not wearing a scrap. (whispering in his ear) I'm nude as a newborn baby.
RYGEL: Then go away! And don't insult my eyes with your naked blue extremities.
ZHAAN: Ah...which ones in particular don't you like? Show them to me.
RYGEL: No thank you!
(Zhaan pulls Rygel's hands away from his eyes, but he squeezes them shut.)
RYGEL: Help! Help! A mad Delvian exhibitionist is forcing herself on me...visually.
(Zhaan blows in Rygel's face and his eyes pop open. Zhaan laughs.)
RYGEL: Oh, very funny. Did you come here just to irritate me?
ZHAAN: No, actually I was looking for D'Argo.
RYGEL: Well, you look down on the planet. He went to retrieve Crichton and Aeryn.

LordoLorien: I was looking at Stark/Zhaan quotes last night... all the sentimental ones to send to Sarah (#2) because she never got to see them when they were on the show
StarburstPhoenix: awww
LordoLorien: and I was getting all sniffly because they were so sweet, and then there's a Rygel quote (from the epi where she passed): RYGEL: Goodbye you big beautiful blue bitch
LordoLorien: and I about died laughing. He has such a way with words
StarburstPhoenix: yup
StarburstPhoenix: "Respect my tiny shiny hiney!"
LordoLorien: Yes! I love it when he says shiny hiney!

LordoLorien: heh. "Luke, I am your father. Take out the garbage"
StarburstPhoenix: *L* that was great
LordoLorien: yeah. My favorite part was "Looks like Lex Luther's evil plan to fly CA off of the continent has failed"
StarburstPhoenix: Yeah, that was great too
StarburstPhoenix: I like the No Yabba Dabba Doo-ing and No Joke Repeating

There's more, but I'll add them later. For now I leave you with this insanity.

Comments

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

Of course stuff from you made it on here! I told you I wuv you! ;) :D

And EEEE! Farscape quotes! And they're all Rygel!

Rygel in John: I just peed in the maintenance bay!

That one had me rotfl'ing when I first saw it. John doing a Rygel impression is just far too amusing for me. They should have him do it more often, even if they can't do the whole 'body switching' idea again. :P Oh yeah, and

ONLY 2 MORE DAYS TILL ALL NEW FARSCAPE!!!!!!!!!

*ahem* That is all.

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[bellebohemian.livejournal.com]

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