Why does my computer hate me so?

[ladyoflorien]

Have I not loved and cared for it for all these years? Have I not treated it kindly when it did what I wanted of it? Why does it think I deserve this kind of disrespect?? (I don't think the apple chucking or biting has anything to do with it)

My internet has been totally wonky. I haaate that. On-line, off-line, on-line, off-line. Drives me NUTS. Rar. So I've like, been trying to stay sane. Which is hard when I get messages like this:

myplanetvenus: do fungus gnats yawn?
LordoLorien: apparently

*rolls eyes* Long story.

LordoLorien: Right now nothing but AIM is working for me
myplanetvenus: lol
LordoLorien: *bangs head against computer*
myplanetvenus: and we know how happy that makes you ;-)
LordoLorien: Oh, you have no idea
LordoLorien: the THRILL
LordoLorien: the EXCITEMENT
myplanetvenus: the EXCITEMENT
LordoLorien: the PLEASURE I'm getting from this
myplanetvenus: omg mpct lmao
LordoLorien: ....
LordoLorien: rotfl
myplanetvenus: I'm rereading Legend
LordoLorien: lol I was working on that trailor today
LordoLorien: *trailer
myplanetvenus: kickass
LordoLorien: yeah
myplanetvenus: did you work on coma/eticme/mib?
LordoLorien: do you know how incredibly difficult it is to animate the BSB and N'Sync? It's almost unreal.
myplanetvenus: lol
LordoLorien: rotfl MIB, rotfl
LordoLorien: yeah I did
myplanetvenus: well, it works, doesn't it? hehe
LordoLorien: yeah I guess
LordoLorien: I'M GOING TO DESTROY THIS PIECE OF CRAP COMPUTER!!!
myplanetvenus: *bites gabby's computer*
LordoLorien: thank you
myplanetvenus: no problem
LordoLorien: *opens bag of mealy gala apples*

LordoLorien: you have no idea how many messages I'm going to get once Yahoo finally decides to work for me
LordoLorien: hundreds
LordoLorien: thousands
LordoLorien: MILLIONS, TRILLIONS
myplanetvenus: millions?
myplanetvenus: lol
LordoLorien: I've created a monster
LordoLorien: she
LordoLorien: 's
LordoLorien: evil
myplanetvenus: who?
LordoLorien: and isn't afraid to show it
LordoLorien: Sarah
LordoLorien: *looks at you funny*
myplanetvenus: lol
myplanetvenus: *is a fungus gnat*
LordoLorien: who else would I be talking about?
LordoLorien: hehe
LordoLorien: yes you are
LordoLorien: a lovable one though
myplanetvenus: yes, i am, i know. thank you.
LordoLorien: She hasn't come back on yahoo??
LordoLorien: Sarah, fyi
myplanetvenus: lol i know

LordoLorien: *kicks computer in the bytes*
myplanetvenus: lmfao

LordoLorien: dear god there are 10 people on AIM now and none of them are Sarah

Comments

[bellebohemian.livejournal.com]

LordoLorien: dear god there are 10 people on AIM now and none of them are Sarah

Technically, that's right and wrong. ^_~

Re:

[lordoflorien.livejournal.com]

rotfl, oh yeah, you know, I think you were on that night. lol. That's so funny. I should have told my friend that. Hehe... you rock.

[bellebohemian.livejournal.com]

*poses like a greek statue* Thank you. ^_~

[tis-true.livejournal.com]

dear god there are 10 people on AIM now and none of them are Sarah

That amuses me far more than it should.

And yes! I am evil! Muahaha! Be afraid, be very afraid.