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ladyoflorien) wrote2002-08-22 11:44 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2002-08-22 11:44 pm
*sniff*
I've come to the conclusion after watching Armageddon tonight that Bruce Willis dies way too much in his movies. No no, now just hear me out here. In the past month alone I've seen him
Get shot to death in 12 Monkeys
Get blown up in Armageddon
Get shot in the head in Hart's War
Get shot to death in Bandits (even though he survived it, they took him away in a body bag so it still counts...See the movie)
Get shot to death in The Jackal (we seeing a pattern here? I advocate a gun free America just solely for Bruce Willis' safety alone)
Not to mention other movies like The Sixth Sense and whatnot. This man has obviously got a death wish. I mean, come on. Do you know the pain of going through his death all the time? Like 12 to 15 times this month alone! Like, imagine watching your favorite backstreet boy get taken out by your least favorite n'sync member 15 times (this example may not be as effective for non-backstreet fans lol). *exasperated sigh* THE MAN DIES TOO MUCH!!
*blink* Now come on, stop staring at me like that. *blink blink* You think that's a lot of Bruce Willis to see in 30 days? I didn't mention the 5 other movies I've seen where he actually SURVIVES. *pause for laughter* Hey, btw, he was in some movie last night just as a celebrity guest spot... it was called Loaded Weapon 1... man it was funny. YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS? HE WAS PLAYING HIS CHARACTER FROM DIE HARD. ROTFL, I just got it now. Haahaha, that's pretty good. HE GOT HIS HOUSE BLOWN UP! YOU SEE? THE MAN IS OBVIOUSLY IN DANGER FOR HIS LIFE HERE!!!!
Ugh, anyway. I have a headache. I've had it all day and crying just now because of Liv Tyler crying "daddy" as Bruce Willis bites the big one (BTW, it is terribly painful to watch him cry) didn't help. Sleep. Yes. Soooon.
*blink* STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! I'M NOT OBSESSED! .....Just extremely dedicated. Yeah.
*ahem*
I'm going now.
Get shot to death in 12 Monkeys
Get blown up in Armageddon
Get shot in the head in Hart's War
Get shot to death in Bandits (even though he survived it, they took him away in a body bag so it still counts...See the movie)
Get shot to death in The Jackal (we seeing a pattern here? I advocate a gun free America just solely for Bruce Willis' safety alone)
Not to mention other movies like The Sixth Sense and whatnot. This man has obviously got a death wish. I mean, come on. Do you know the pain of going through his death all the time? Like 12 to 15 times this month alone! Like, imagine watching your favorite backstreet boy get taken out by your least favorite n'sync member 15 times (this example may not be as effective for non-backstreet fans lol). *exasperated sigh* THE MAN DIES TOO MUCH!!
*blink* Now come on, stop staring at me like that. *blink blink* You think that's a lot of Bruce Willis to see in 30 days? I didn't mention the 5 other movies I've seen where he actually SURVIVES. *pause for laughter* Hey, btw, he was in some movie last night just as a celebrity guest spot... it was called Loaded Weapon 1... man it was funny. YOU KNOW WHAT IT WAS? HE WAS PLAYING HIS CHARACTER FROM DIE HARD. ROTFL, I just got it now. Haahaha, that's pretty good. HE GOT HIS HOUSE BLOWN UP! YOU SEE? THE MAN IS OBVIOUSLY IN DANGER FOR HIS LIFE HERE!!!!
Ugh, anyway. I have a headache. I've had it all day and crying just now because of Liv Tyler crying "daddy" as Bruce Willis bites the big one (BTW, it is terribly painful to watch him cry) didn't help. Sleep. Yes. Soooon.
*blink* STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT! I'M NOT OBSESSED! .....Just extremely dedicated. Yeah.
*ahem*
I'm going now.
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