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[ladyoflorien]

I found this floating around in my hotmail inbox and thought it deserved to be remembered for all time:


> >I can connect BSB to Josh Hartnett too, but theres a
> >couple names in that one that I just totally dont remember.
> >I know them as "that blonde chick" and "that one dude with
> >curly hair that gabby loves" lol
>
> BILLY?
>
> WHOOP?
>
> *THUD*??
>
> Luv, Gabby
> http://www.livejournal.com/users/lordoflorien/
> AOL: LordoLorien
> Yahoo: Mustang_Girl14
>
> "I'm the water monkey!!!!" - Sammi


Because, duh, that WAS the obvious answer. But she was talking about Heath Ledger instead. Drats.

Why does my stomach hurt so much? Maybe because it's EMPTY. *rips out middle half of body*

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[myplanetvenus.livejournal.com]

I was in this play in high school and my favorite line from it was:
"Oh me, oh my. I'm so hungry I could die! I think my stomach and my backbone are shaking hands!"