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ladyoflorien) wrote2002-09-02 02:25 pm
ladyoflorien) wrote2002-09-02 02:25 pm
Memories.
Going through old e-mails. :)
>I DO know I'm the type that has to avoid watching Braveheart to avoid
>speaking with an accent for the next week
Muahaha. Week? You're lucky. Once I pick up an accent it's hard to let it
go. I still speak with a Scottish twang every now and again (SCOTTISH!
BILLY! WHOOP! **THUD**). That's combined with every other accent known to
man. Oh, and this terribly annoying English accent I can't seem to shake
when I recite my fanfic. (Yes, you heard me right. I read my fanfiction
out loud after I write it to make sure it flows good. Unlike my e-mails,
which are terrible confusing. I rite gud. I am a othur.)
But then again, I do have an unnatural obsession with people with accents.
(*ahem* BILLY! SCOTTISH! SCOTLAND! WHEEE! **THUD**)
>And on another note, Ninja Tutles is on TV right now and Donnie reminds me
>of Brian and Mikey reminds me of Nick and Leo of Kevin and Raff of AJ. It
>may just me me. It may be the drugs or it may be the sugar from the candy
>apple I just ate. I Guess splinter would be Howie but I'm not sure. Bur
>then again Splinter kinda reminds me of Kevin at teh same time. Oh well.
I could not just pass this e-mail without commenting on it because it cracks
me up. Really it does. Not just because of the idea of it all, but because
I can actually IMAGINE all the boys in those roles. Oh dear lord, it's just
too amusing (and yet, terribly HORRIFYING at the same time). One of my
favorite things as a kid combined with my favorite group now. Oh the
deliciousness of it all.......
Sammi IS the BSTEM, which stands for Bad Sammi The (MutaLove) E-mail Monkey. She is a monkey. Sometimes she's a football playing monkey of the
Howler variety, sometimes she's a water monkey, sometimes she's an evil
monkey from Mars. She is all things monkey.
Oh, and me and B2 are psychically connected. So don't mind us.
Aside from that, we will not bite (except when I'm telling J to suck
warm beach sand), we will not bruise or scar, but we may overrun your
e-mail box. Okay, let me rephrase: *I* may overrun your e-mail box. So sue
me.
>GABBY????????
>shut up????????? how is that possible????????
>*throws a macintosh*
*the faint sound of bubble-wrap being opened...*
*some slightly louder popping, followed by mindless snickering...*
*the clang of something metallic being connected to another metallic piece*
*the sound of a plastic bag being opened, then several hundred crisp Gala
apples being poured into a cylinder*
*the sound of boxes being moved out of the way, as someone lifts a heavy
object*
*the click of a belt being fastened securely around shoulders and waist*
*THE CHILLING, DEATHLY SOUND OF AN ENGINE STARTING AS SEVERAL HUNDRED GALA APPLES COME SHOOTING OUT AT TWICE THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW OUT OF GABBY'S BRAND-NEW APPLE MACHINEGUN DELUXE (copyright playco(r))*
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THUD*
Luv, Gabby
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lordoflorien/
AOL: LordoLorien
Yahoo: Mustang_Girl14
"I'm the water monkey!!!!" - Sammi
>Whitney's the Queen of All that is MutaLove, but YOU Gabby are the court
>jester.
That was so uncalled for. I really did not want to have to do this, B2, but
you leave me little choice.
*packs up new apple machinegun deluxe (playco *R*) while purchasing one
ticket to Michigan on-line....*
Attention... Attention, Have you ever wanted to use the Backstreet boys
AGAINST someone?
I BEAT GABBY! *laughts evily......*
So, here's the story, And I got it out before Bags did!!!
SO she's got construction workers next to her house today.
AND we were talking online, and they were pissing her off.
SO I told her to put on BAckstreet Boys "Larger Than Life" ....
ON REPEAT! Just to annoy those damn workers....
Bwhaha....
Oh, Bags, how I wish I were there....
-J
>I DO know I'm the type that has to avoid watching Braveheart to avoid
>speaking with an accent for the next week
Muahaha. Week? You're lucky. Once I pick up an accent it's hard to let it
go. I still speak with a Scottish twang every now and again (SCOTTISH!
BILLY! WHOOP! **THUD**). That's combined with every other accent known to
man. Oh, and this terribly annoying English accent I can't seem to shake
when I recite my fanfic. (Yes, you heard me right. I read my fanfiction
out loud after I write it to make sure it flows good. Unlike my e-mails,
which are terrible confusing. I rite gud. I am a othur.)
But then again, I do have an unnatural obsession with people with accents.
(*ahem* BILLY! SCOTTISH! SCOTLAND! WHEEE! **THUD**)
>And on another note, Ninja Tutles is on TV right now and Donnie reminds me
>of Brian and Mikey reminds me of Nick and Leo of Kevin and Raff of AJ. It
>may just me me. It may be the drugs or it may be the sugar from the candy
>apple I just ate. I Guess splinter would be Howie but I'm not sure. Bur
>then again Splinter kinda reminds me of Kevin at teh same time. Oh well.
I could not just pass this e-mail without commenting on it because it cracks
me up. Really it does. Not just because of the idea of it all, but because
I can actually IMAGINE all the boys in those roles. Oh dear lord, it's just
too amusing (and yet, terribly HORRIFYING at the same time). One of my
favorite things as a kid combined with my favorite group now. Oh the
deliciousness of it all.......
Sammi IS the BSTEM, which stands for Bad Sammi The (MutaLove) E-mail Monkey. She is a monkey. Sometimes she's a football playing monkey of the
Howler variety, sometimes she's a water monkey, sometimes she's an evil
monkey from Mars. She is all things monkey.
Oh, and me and B2 are psychically connected. So don't mind us.
Aside from that, we will not bite (except when I'm telling J to suck
warm beach sand), we will not bruise or scar, but we may overrun your
e-mail box. Okay, let me rephrase: *I* may overrun your e-mail box. So sue
me.
>GABBY????????
>shut up????????? how is that possible????????
>*throws a macintosh*
*the faint sound of bubble-wrap being opened...*
*some slightly louder popping, followed by mindless snickering...*
*the clang of something metallic being connected to another metallic piece*
*the sound of a plastic bag being opened, then several hundred crisp Gala
apples being poured into a cylinder*
*the sound of boxes being moved out of the way, as someone lifts a heavy
object*
*the click of a belt being fastened securely around shoulders and waist*
*THE CHILLING, DEATHLY SOUND OF AN ENGINE STARTING AS SEVERAL HUNDRED GALA APPLES COME SHOOTING OUT AT TWICE THE AIRSPEED VELOCITY OF AN UNLADEN SWALLOW OUT OF GABBY'S BRAND-NEW APPLE MACHINEGUN DELUXE (copyright playco(r))*
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THUD*
Luv, Gabby
http://www.livejournal.com/users/lordoflorien/
AOL: LordoLorien
Yahoo: Mustang_Girl14
"I'm the water monkey!!!!" - Sammi
>Whitney's the Queen of All that is MutaLove, but YOU Gabby are the court
>jester.
That was so uncalled for. I really did not want to have to do this, B2, but
you leave me little choice.
*packs up new apple machinegun deluxe (playco *R*) while purchasing one
ticket to Michigan on-line....*
Attention... Attention, Have you ever wanted to use the Backstreet boys
AGAINST someone?
I BEAT GABBY! *laughts evily......*
So, here's the story, And I got it out before Bags did!!!
SO she's got construction workers next to her house today.
AND we were talking online, and they were pissing her off.
SO I told her to put on BAckstreet Boys "Larger Than Life" ....
ON REPEAT! Just to annoy those damn workers....
Bwhaha....
Oh, Bags, how I wish I were there....
-J
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Hehe, those e-mails are from a yahoo group I'm a member of called MutaLove. It's for a BSB fanfic site I loooooove (http://www.perfectfans.net). We are CRAZY PEOPLE. WAHOOIE.