*Unugh*

Ugh. I hate being sick. I feel so terrible today. BLECH. I really really really hope I don't throw up. GAH.

Missed the first stupid part of my stupid show last night because it stupid decided to start early (Of course, according to B2 that part of the show doesn't count because it's before the PRE-commercial. *blink*). Although, it did cheer me up quite a bit. Good quotes:

"Oh my God, what will we do? We're all DOOMED! Who's FLYING this thing?!?! .... Oh, that would be me."-Wash

"Oh yeah, he's a real beast. It's a wonder you survived."-Simon
"...Looked bigger when I couldn't see him"-Jayne

And it amuses me greatly that my favorite character--Wat, from A Knights Tale--his name on this show? Wash. Bwaaahaha. He likes having odd names, me thinks. And his character is so whipped. Zoe, his wife, has got him under her thumb. This greatly amuses me.

Oh, one thing that bugged me about the show last night... The Firefly ship ran into the Alliance (bad peeps. Think Farscape Peacekeepers), and so all these Alliance soldiers are searching the ship looking for Simon and River and at one point you see them in the mess hall... They actually LIFT the placemats on the table, check under them, and look closely at both sides before discarding them. ... ?!?! What did they expect they'd find under the PLACEMATS?!?!

Ah well. I've also decided that John Doe is a really lame show. But, I'm more than likely going to watch again next week. Don't ask me why. And OH! They showed the naked butt shot again this week! I mean, as if it wasn't bad enough we had to see that the FIRST time, they replay it AGAIN in this ep! And, bwahaha, it's going to be in the opening credits! So we all get to look forward to seeing John Doe's butt every week. Splendid. Don't know why the power couldn't cut out at THAT part instead of during Firefly (I hate the northeast. At least my computer isn't yelling at me anymore after lobbing a couple apples at it and shutting it down for 12 hours. But all the ceiling fans were on when I came to check what damage had been done).

Best part of my night had to be the commercials. First of all, I am MUCH TOO amused by the new BK 99 cent menu commercials. First it was the crunchy taco one (which still may be my favorite), then last night was a golfing one. They had the menu set up on a GOLF COURSE. And the guy is blithering away while the golfer is trying to line up his shot, so the golfer's friend says "Let him make this shot." The menu guy says "Oh of course, you know, my momma always told me there's a time to speak and a time to be quiet" blah blah blah, and he pauses, and just as the guy is getting ready to swing he says something else. The ball goes sideways, the whole shot is messed up, and all you can hear is "Well THAT wasn't good..." Cracked. Me. Up.

The best one had to be, muahaha, this dude sitting at his desk and the phone rings. The voice on the other end asks "Mr. Johnson?" and then proceeds to tell him that he has won 2 tickets to 5 major events, including the olympics, the kentucky derby, etc. Mr. Johnson sits there not breathing while the guy is like "Hello?" and then, last and BEST line ever... "Take a deep breath Mr. Johnson. I'm here for you." And it was so insincere! Cracked me up for a good couple minutes. My stomach actually HURT from laughing. Best commercial ever.

I think I've rambled long enough. I'm just a rambling fool. And I really have to rent 28 Days again because I'm apparently the only person that didn't know that WAT and VIGGO MORTENSON are in that movie. (BTW, I'm preparing to watch Patch Adams right now because Wat is apparently in that too. ... Huh? Obsessed? Me? No, you've got the wrong person.) So. Anyway. I'll be on my way now. :P

And Today's Theme For The Day Is...

"The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind. Except in New Jersey, where what's blowin' in the wind smells funny."

And the Moral of Today's Story is:
"Beauty is only skin deep. So, make sure to reapply the concealer, rouge, and eyeshadow every few hours."
"Do not back up. Severe tire damage."
"Those who can, do. Those who can't - probably weren't cute enough."
"2B or not 2B, that is the pencil."
"All the world's a stage - it's good to be the stage manager."
"The truth will set you free - just before they release the hunting dogs."
"Don't eat with your mouth full."
"Violence is never the answer. Well, okay, occasionally it is."
"Win a free trip to Tahiti!"

Highly. Amused.

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Dude, they changed Andromeda's show times. Instead of 11:30 at night, it's now playing at 5. Rock on. New season starting, whooo! I assume it'll be next week at 5 (considering the stupid commercial didn't give a date OR time *grumble grumble*) Bad news, though, is it's now on at 1AM tomorrow instead of 6. Rar. Ah well, as long as THOSE aren't the new episodes I'm cool... ;)

BTW, and tis_true's gonna hate me for saying this, but FUTURE TRANCE ROCKS!

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Let's see...You're a nice guy, willing to help out, and you always manage to keep a sense of humour. But you are pretty dumb at times. What? You need me to talk slower, do you? Yoouu...caann...beee...veeerryy....sllloooww... Better? Anyways, just because you're slow, doesn't mean we don't like you. Actually, you're pretty cool, even if you are a little moron at times. And yes, it does come in pints. Advice: Stay in school you fool of a Took or no second breakfast for you!Which Horribly Mocked Fellowship Character Are You?
This quiz made by Kourin

Bwaaah. I really take a lot of offense to this, but I'm too amused to care at the moment.

jack_loves_sam: aaaaaaaand I just re-confirmed the obvious
jack_loves_sam: I. AM. Pippin.
jack_loves_daniel: <--confused
jack_loves_sam: lolol

Watched The Count Of Monte Cristo tonight, even though I saw it at Ashley's house when she had that party. I did get a LOT more out of it this time, though. And I really confused my mother by laughing at inside jokes throughout the whole thing! Score two for me!

I need a shower. And I'm tired. And I haven't hurled yet today! Score another one for the Gabs-ter! And I really need to find me a Napoleon bobble-head doll. Bwaaah.

jack_loves_daniel: heeeeeey, gabby, my love?
jack_loves_sam: No.
jack_loves_daniel: roflmao
jack_loves_daniel: pleaaaaaaaaase?
jack_loves_sam: first tell me what it is
jack_loves_sam: then I'll tell you no again
jack_loves_daniel: ROFL
jack_loves_daniel: bwahahaha
jack_loves_daniel: make me an icon?
jack_loves_sam: No.

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*blink*

*mouth opens ever so slightly*

*blink* *blink*

*bit o' drool oozes out of slightly opened mouth*

*blink*

*panics*

DUDE, JER JUST BOUGHT ME THE FARSCAPE GAME! *keels over*

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